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Joe Crummey

Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.

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  • August 31 · 18 min

    LAID TO REST

    Dolly Parton's private funeral was Friday- An American original, she was humble to the end, no circus, no politicians working the rope line. Elsewhere: Trump is squeezing Iran, where a hardliner dropped dead in mid-speech on Saturday night. It's bad omen energy you can't script.

  • August 21 · 18 min

    LOVE SHACKS

    Some absolute legend (or pure chaos agent) strolls into an L.A. City Council meeting and drops the proposal of the century: "Free Hygienic Sexual Relief Programs" for the unhoused. Not showers. Not condoms, but Full-service, city-funded, hygienic relief. Because apparently tents, fentanyl, and open-air everything else just weren't complete without taxpayer-sponsored climax care!

  • August 20 · 18 min

    ROYAL PAINS

    Bored with avocado toast & gratuitous Netflix checks in Montecito, Prince Harry & Meghan have decided the UK needs their special brand of drama injected straight back into the royal bloodstream. After spending years casually implying the entire country is a racist hellscape, they're packing up the kids and their victim complex for a triumphant return!

  • August 19 · 18 min

    HOLLYWEIRD

    L.A. sidewalks just got a whole lot more… hospitable. The L.A. City Council voted 10-3 to yank the anti-camping bans from a dozen spots across Hollywood, Silver Lake, and Echo Park. Urban campers are officially invited to roost, stretch out, and make themselves at home! Meanwhile, in Sacramento, the CA Energy Commission doesn't need your permission, your vote to impose the USA's first mandatory efficiency standards for replacement tires.

  • August 18 · 18 min

    TIRE TYRANNY

    The California Energy Commission votes unanimously to regulate replacement tires! By 2033 the rules wipe out roughly 70% of the tires currently on the shelf. This is the same playbook that turned CA into the high-cost totalitarian socialist showcase: endless new mandates, less competition, everything more expensive than anywhere else.

  • August 17 · 18 min

    CHEERLEADER DOWN

    Hayden Panettiere—Claire Bennet, the unkillable cheerleader from Heroes, Juliette Barnes from Nashville, Kirby from Scream—found unresponsive in a Greenville, South Carolina apartment Sunday afternoon. Age 36. She'd been open about the long war with alcohol, opioids, postpartum depression, the "happy pills" that started it all as a teenager.

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