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Joe Crummey

Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.

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October 16 · 18 min
STUPID MAN FLYS
Last night Elon Musk (the left's favorite punching bag) rolled out the next-gen Tesla Roadster at SpaceX's McGregor site. It climbed a ramp, stuck to it upside-down, launched into the air, flipped & landed on thrusters. It also clocked 0-60 in 0.81 seconds. While the smartest people in the room are busy inventing a car that treats gravity as optional and acceleration as a suggestion, the usual suspects are still stuck on the "he's just a dumb rich guy" script. Production delays & real-world road legality are fair game for skepticism. Pretending the engineering isn't wild is not.
October 15 · 18 min
TALK IS CHEAP
CNN Town Hall: TX Senate candidate James Talarico is from the Government and he's here to help you find your voting place! He also said he never supported abolishing ICE, wants more agents and tech, then pivoted to calling Trump's ICE a "secret police force." Classic both-sides-of-the-mouth.
October 14 · 18 min
RED FLAGS
Investigation into Ilhan Omar widens as subpoenas now being sent to family members. Meanwhile, Santa Ana winds threaten fire danger for Los Angeles. The Department of Water & Power is normalizing 3rd World scarcity by asking residents to limit showers & water use, while So Cal Edison may enact power shut offs in windy areas.
October 13 · 18 min
SIEZED & SILENCED
Yesterday the feds knocked on Ilhan Omar's door while most of DC was still asleep. Today the boxes labeled "Property Evidence" are the gift that keeps giving. "I will not be silenced" is ironic seeing as though she hasn't run to any media outlets so far.
October 12 · 18 min
KNOCK KNOCK
While most of Washington was still asleep, Homeland Security Investigations rolled up to Rep. Ilhan Omar's D.C. home with a judicially authorized search warrant. Hilarity ensues.
October 9 · 18 min
FIRED UP
Cold open: salt air, flight deck steel, and a press gaggle that did not come for the usual readiness briefing. Pete Hegseth steps to the mic on the USS Abraham Lincoln and says the War Department will livestream the execution of Nidal Hasan. Justice, Spectacle, or something more?
October 8 · 18 min
AMERICANS FIRST
JD Vance just froze Microsoft out of the green-card pipeline after the company cut about 6,000 Americans last year and still pulled 6,300 H-1B visas plus nearly 3,000 permanent slots. His math: for every worker shown the door, one and a half cheaper foreign hires walked in, certified as "impossible to find."
October 7 · 18 min
Acropolis, Not Apocalypse
Today in Athens, Greece, Marco Rubio spends the morning of the third anniversary of October 7 telling Iran it will never get a bomb — "simple, period, end of story" — while the press back home is still running the hoax that Trump invited Tehran to nuke San Diego and L.A. If he meant it, he would have added San Francisco.
October 6 · 18 min
FEAR IS THE WEAPON
Last night in Nebraska,Trump, while explaining that the purpose of Iran war is to PREVENT a nuclear attack, is accused of encouraging them to attack L.A. & San Diego. Gavin Newsom & Mayor Bass play dumb so they amp up the paranoia! The context got left in Nebraska.
October 5 · 18 min
STOP THE CLOCK
Fall is already taking the light. Congress is arguing over whether we get to steal an hour of it back in the AM or PM. Most of us want the clock ritual dead. We just can't agree which corpse to bury.
October 2 · 18 min
UNSAFE TO FLY?
Secret Service said it was TOO UNSAFE to fly to Oklahoma. President Trump's response? "GET YOUR ASSES IN THAT CAR." Elsewhere- Media continues to downplay the FlyDubai incident and avoid the word nobody wants to say. Cast it as a workplace dispute with bad optics!
October 1 · 18 min
WEASEL WORDS, WARRIOR WORDS
Re: latest on the Flydubai hijacking yesterday-Much of the press is writing it as a workplace stabbing, an "altercation," a mental-health mystery, and a think-piece on cockpit-door policy. The weirdest part isn't the near-disaster. It's the vocabulary. Aand...the same outlets that won't say hijack will absolutely say the Defense secretary, Pete Hegseth is a threat.
September 30 · 18 min
BLOOD AT 30,000
A Dubai–Tel Aviv Flydubai flight turned into a mid-air knife fight. Co-pilot stabs the captain. Plane drops like a stone. Hijack code goes out. Passengers smash into the cockpit and pin the attacker before the jet can become a crater. Heroes in coach. Israel calls it terror. The airline says: wait for the investigation. .
September 29 · 18 min
GOLDEN PORTAL
Evil Trump just thanked evil Musk on stage for helping birth America.Gov — an AI-powered one-stop front door for the entire federal government. Type like a human. Get answers like the state finally learned manners. Passports, Medicare, name-change after the wedding, campsite at the park. One chat. Official sources only.
September 28 · 18 min
PICK YOUR FUTURE
SpaceX just put the biggest rocket ever built into Earth orbit on the first try that counted. Then they brought it home early because they're not idiots. Meanwhile, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told a room full of college kids that the same class of people who just punched a reusable 400-foot steel tube into space are coming for their internships, their tap water, and the lights. The only thing standing between the kids and destitution is… the government.
September 25 · 18 min
FACE TIME
President Xi's already in the air. Last night was the state dinner to end all state dinners — sea bass, Reagan china, red blossoms, a bald eagle statue, and a guest list stuffed with Musk, Huang, Altman, Bezos, Cook. Toasts to "friendship." Flyovers. Marine One. The whole opera. Behind the closed door it was not opera.
September 24 · 18 min
WHEN IT WAS FOX...
CNN's Brian Stelter freaks that the Chinese Communist state Media was allowed inside the White House, but our fake news was not. This after a Federal Judge issued a TRO on Trump's ban. The man who once floated kicking Fox out of the pool now discovers that access is a privilege when it's his team on the sidewalk.
September 23 · 18 min
SPEECHLESS
Last night NBC & ABC spent about 30 each seconds covering the President's landmark speech at the UN, while today most of the media focuses on the role of "free press" and Trump's ban on CNN, MSNOW & Politico. What you will not hear: whether he has a point. Whether a leftist hegemony that calls itself journalism is still journalism when it buries a landmark speech & then lectures the country about the First Amendment. They will fight to the death for the right to ignore the news.
September 22 · 18 min
BIG STICK
Trump walked into the UN today & talked like the building was rented, not sacred. Western Hemisphere first: cartels as the ISIS next door, no footholds for pretenders. Iran's like a dinner special. Option A: a deal after the midterms, rebuild, maybe even become great. Option B: annihilate the Islamic Republic, drive it into hell, no leftovers. A.I. got the MAGA treatment, too.
September 21 · 18 min
TRASH DAY
Fake news gets the boot and then sues. Trump removes CNN, MSNOW & Politico from the WH. Networks sue, including Fox. They'll probably win like Jim Acosta did, and we'll still pretend they're journalists!

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