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Joe Crummey

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Yesterday · 18 min
USEFUL IDIOT
Homeland's Mandy Patinkin joins Obama in vouching for Michigan's Senate hopeful Abdul El-Sayed — the same actor now telling Jews their safety depends on electing him. Fox meet henhouse.
Tuesday · 18 min
THE WIENER PROTOCOL
Midterms in one week. Dems are already polishing their subpoenas & licking their lips. Their latest attack bot, Senator Alex Padilla went full all-caps: "INVESTIGATE ELON MUSK," who responded, "Investigate your wiener," followed by the eggplant emoji and a laugh.
Monday · 18 min
BOOTY BOMB
At a Michigan rally yesterday, Evil Trump looked out at the crowd, finished complimenting a male senator's athletic rear, then pivoted to Nicki Minaj! The races are tight. The energy is unhinged. The azzes—literal and metaphorical—are on full display.
Friday · 18 min
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
Just as Ilhan Omar's not-to-my-knowledge interview wraps, the NY Post publishes her sister's 1997 UK marriage certificate which lists the exact paternal name that appears in both her father's known aliases and Omar's ex-husband's full name. Do the Math, Sherlock.
October 22 · 18 min
NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE
Ilhan Omar goes on MSNOW- her first interview since the raid, a classic tinkle session with Chris Hayes! On the brother-marriage allegation, Hayes asked if there was any kernel of truth. Answer: "Not to my knowledge." No follow-up.
October 21 · 18 min
MONEY SHOT
Ilhan Omar's first post-raid appearance is a TikTok Cash Grab! "I will not be silenced" meets "please send $5–20." First words out are a fundraising pitch on the app known for dances and vibes. Peak 2026.
October 20 · 18 min
SPOOKY
Former (lol) CIA analyst turned Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin says she wants Democrats, if they flip the midterms, to investigate and prosecute not just Trump but against the people who "enabled" him. It's selective lawfare designed to scare people out of government service if they pick the wrong team.
October 19 · 18 min
SUICIDAL EMPATHY
While there are many reasons for the widespread riots in France over the weekend, what's becoming clear is that the anti-Semetic intifada movement has found a home on the Left & Western Civilization is in the crosshairs.
October 16 · 18 min
STUPID MAN FLYS
Last night Elon Musk (the left's favorite punching bag) rolled out the next-gen Tesla Roadster at SpaceX's McGregor site. It climbed a ramp, stuck to it upside-down, launched into the air, flipped & landed on thrusters. It also clocked 0-60 in 0.81 seconds. While the smartest people in the room are busy inventing a car that treats gravity as optional and acceleration as a suggestion, the usual suspects are still stuck on the "he's just a dumb rich guy" script. Production delays & real-world road legality are fair game for skepticism. Pretending the engineering isn't wild is not.
October 15 · 18 min
TALK IS CHEAP
CNN Town Hall: TX Senate candidate James Talarico is from the Government and he's here to help you find your voting place! He also said he never supported abolishing ICE, wants more agents and tech, then pivoted to calling Trump's ICE a "secret police force." Classic both-sides-of-the-mouth.
October 14 · 18 min
RED FLAGS
Investigation into Ilhan Omar widens as subpoenas now being sent to family members. Meanwhile, Santa Ana winds threaten fire danger for Los Angeles. The Department of Water & Power is normalizing 3rd World scarcity by asking residents to limit showers & water use, while So Cal Edison may enact power shut offs in windy areas.
October 13 · 18 min
SIEZED & SILENCED
Yesterday the feds knocked on Ilhan Omar's door while most of DC was still asleep. Today the boxes labeled "Property Evidence" are the gift that keeps giving. "I will not be silenced" is ironic seeing as though she hasn't run to any media outlets so far.
October 12 · 18 min
KNOCK KNOCK
While most of Washington was still asleep, Homeland Security Investigations rolled up to Rep. Ilhan Omar's D.C. home with a judicially authorized search warrant. Hilarity ensues.
October 9 · 18 min
FIRED UP
Cold open: salt air, flight deck steel, and a press gaggle that did not come for the usual readiness briefing. Pete Hegseth steps to the mic on the USS Abraham Lincoln and says the War Department will livestream the execution of Nidal Hasan. Justice, Spectacle, or something more?
October 8 · 18 min
AMERICANS FIRST
JD Vance just froze Microsoft out of the green-card pipeline after the company cut about 6,000 Americans last year and still pulled 6,300 H-1B visas plus nearly 3,000 permanent slots. His math: for every worker shown the door, one and a half cheaper foreign hires walked in, certified as "impossible to find."
October 7 · 18 min
Acropolis, Not Apocalypse
Today in Athens, Greece, Marco Rubio spends the morning of the third anniversary of October 7 telling Iran it will never get a bomb — "simple, period, end of story" — while the press back home is still running the hoax that Trump invited Tehran to nuke San Diego and L.A. If he meant it, he would have added San Francisco.
October 6 · 18 min
FEAR IS THE WEAPON
Last night in Nebraska,Trump, while explaining that the purpose of Iran war is to PREVENT a nuclear attack, is accused of encouraging them to attack L.A. & San Diego. Gavin Newsom & Mayor Bass play dumb so they amp up the paranoia! The context got left in Nebraska.
October 5 · 18 min
STOP THE CLOCK
Fall is already taking the light. Congress is arguing over whether we get to steal an hour of it back in the AM or PM. Most of us want the clock ritual dead. We just can't agree which corpse to bury.
October 2 · 18 min
UNSAFE TO FLY?
Secret Service said it was TOO UNSAFE to fly to Oklahoma. President Trump's response? "GET YOUR ASSES IN THAT CAR." Elsewhere- Media continues to downplay the FlyDubai incident and avoid the word nobody wants to say. Cast it as a workplace dispute with bad optics!
October 1 · 18 min
WEASEL WORDS, WARRIOR WORDS
Re: latest on the Flydubai hijacking yesterday-Much of the press is writing it as a workplace stabbing, an "altercation," a mental-health mystery, and a think-piece on cockpit-door policy. The weirdest part isn't the near-disaster. It's the vocabulary. Aand...the same outlets that won't say hijack will absolutely say the Defense secretary, Pete Hegseth is a threat.

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