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Joe Crummey

Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.

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  • Friday · 18 min

    THE SHORT LIST

    Jensen Huang adds a third woman to his short list. Chicks stacked up like planes over LAX. Questions: Was he set up? If U.S. Intel suspected the Chinese chick was working for the CCP why wasn't he informed? If the most powerful man in AI can get worked by a classic honeypot and the people who knew never bothered to tap him on the shoulder, the real short list isn't the women—it's the institutions that decided he didn't need to know.

  • Thursday · 18 min

    WHY NOW?

    Jensen Huang is out. The leather-jacketed face of the AI boom just got the boot from the company he built into a $4-trillion-plus chip monopoly after a second affair is revealed w/ 48-year-old Kimberly Powell, Nvidia's own VP of Healthcare. With Nvidia making the most advanced AI chips on earth- are we really supposed to believe the CIA and the rest of the national-security apparatus had zero idea any of this was happening? Did the strategic importance of the company make everyone look the other way until the personal scandal became impossible to ignore? Or is there another political reason? Sexy, stupid, and definitely expensive. Same as the Chinese honeypot—only now the jacket is off.

  • Wednesday · 18 min

    THE CHINA PLAY

    China is the new Russia, but this time it's not about ICBMs, it's about compute. Turns out the campaign to oppose that $5B Data Center in Maryland was funded by "The Party for Socialism and Liberation" which is funded by a Chinese businessman based in Shanghai. Jensen Huang isn't the only one getting effed by Chinese interests.

  • Tuesday · 18 min

    FARSICAL THEATER

    Midterm hangover continues. Military accountability drama from the departing isolationist wing, as Thomas Massey introduces impeachment articles against War Secretary, Pete Hegseth. Elsewhere, Jensen Huang's Chinese honeypot tanks Nvidia's market cap, and local"activist," Taylor Frazier McCollum successfully helps block a $5B Maryland Data Center. Sexy, stupid, and definitely expensive.

  • Monday · 18 min

    HONEYTRAP

    Seduction at the top of the chip stack! Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to, and apologizes for, an affair with a suspected Chinese spy. Meanwhile AI has transitioned from a campaign issue to an ongoing political football.

  • November 6 · 18 min

    BLUE BALLS

    Crazee Bernie renews his call for a moratorium on Data Centers and in the wake of the midterms, freaks the tech heavy Stock Market where trillions are erased in one day's trading. To paraphrase Dr. Alex Wissner-Gross, "The A.I. boom has been put to a referendum, which is a bit like voting on the tide.

  • November 5 · 18 min

    SUBPOENA KINK

    As Hilary Clinton is lusting about sending Elon a tsunami of subpoenas, the good news is that democrats will overreach because the DSA radicals have the party by the short and curlies. Expect the classic pattern: start with legitimate-sounding oversight, slide into fishing expeditions, and hand the entire spectacle to a public that just watched the midterms.

  • November 4 · 18 min

    BLUE WAVE ORANGE VETO

    Midterms blow out. Democrats ran the table, yet Trump isn't going anywhere. So what's next? We break it down.

  • November 3 · 18 min

    PEAK RETARD

    The View's Ana Navarro just won the internet by announcing ground beef is $6.30 a gallon and begging America to "vote these bums out." Larger issues hang over Election Day: Is the USA about to make a bunch of stupid choices? Will we actually know the answer tonight… or three weeks from now while lawyers & provisional ballots play the long game? Sexy. Stupid. Possibly irreversible. Just another Tuesday in America.

  • November 2 · 18 min

    CRASH & BURN

    Horrific Lear jet crash yesterday in Florida. The plane didn't have time to get out of the dive, neither do the political campaigns approaching the midterms. Winners & Losers hang in the balance as time is running out.

  • October 30 · 18 min

    HAMMERED IN TOLEDO

    With the midterms days away, Ohio's governor's race is the one everyone's watching—and Amy Acton just gave the internet a performance that has half the timeline asking if she rolled up to the UAW rally a few drinks deep. Prediction markets still like Acton's chances over Vivek's. Reality is messier.

  • October 29 · 18 min

    DOUBLE DAN

    The clown car just pulled up in Alaska for the Senate showdown, and it's got room for two Dan Sullivans! Incumbent Republican Dan S. Sullivan is fighting for his seat against Mary Peltola. Meanwhile, Democrats found another Dan Sullivan & convinced him to run so voters get confused. Peltola's response? "Just another distraction." The campaign and the party deny involvement. The texts and the sources say otherwise.

  • October 28 · 18 min

    USEFUL IDIOT

    Homeland's Mandy Patinkin joins Obama in vouching for Michigan's Senate hopeful Abdul El-Sayed — the same actor now telling Jews their safety depends on electing him. Fox meet henhouse.

  • October 27 · 18 min

    THE WIENER PROTOCOL

    Midterms in one week. Dems are already polishing their subpoenas & licking their lips. Their latest attack bot, Senator Alex Padilla went full all-caps: "INVESTIGATE ELON MUSK," who responded, "Investigate your wiener," followed by the eggplant emoji and a laugh.

  • October 26 · 18 min

    BOOTY BOMB

    At a Michigan rally yesterday, Evil Trump looked out at the crowd, finished complimenting a male senator's athletic rear, then pivoted to Nicki Minaj! The races are tight. The energy is unhinged. The azzes—literal and metaphorical—are on full display.

  • October 23 · 18 min

    WHAT'S IN A NAME?

    Just as Ilhan Omar's not-to-my-knowledge interview wraps, the NY Post publishes her sister's 1997 UK marriage certificate which lists the exact paternal name that appears in both her father's known aliases and Omar's ex-husband's full name. Do the Math, Sherlock.

  • October 22 · 18 min

    NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE

    Ilhan Omar goes on MSNOW- her first interview since the raid, a classic tinkle session with Chris Hayes! On the brother-marriage allegation, Hayes asked if there was any kernel of truth. Answer: "Not to my knowledge." No follow-up.

  • October 21 · 18 min

    MONEY SHOT

    Ilhan Omar's first post-raid appearance is a TikTok Cash Grab! "I will not be silenced" meets "please send $5–20." First words out are a fundraising pitch on the app known for dances and vibes. Peak 2026.

  • October 20 · 18 min

    SPOOKY

    Former (lol) CIA analyst turned Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin says she wants Democrats, if they flip the midterms, to investigate and prosecute not just Trump but against the people who "enabled" him. It's selective lawfare designed to scare people out of government service if they pick the wrong team.

  • October 19 · 18 min

    SUICIDAL EMPATHY

    While there are many reasons for the widespread riots in France over the weekend, what's becoming clear is that the anti-Semetic intifada movement has found a home on the Left & Western Civilization is in the crosshairs.

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