You Don't Even Like Me, Do You

6:7 Secret Lego Hoarder!

Hello Prodders. We’re here again with more nonsense! Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. There’s a little fence chat this week, and Jay’s been to Cheshire Oaks! Other than that, we are away on our hols soon. Jay has booked an impromptu break abroad and has bought some more secret Lego! We diss the weathermen/women and Matt talks about Celine Dion, Space 1999 and reunions. As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #fences #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes #space1999 #celinedion #abc #LP #cheshireoaks #citroenxantia

6:6 Win a "New" Old Car!

Hello Prodders. We’re here again with more nonsense! Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. There’s a little fence chat this week, and we do bang on about Star Trek, TV Theme Tunes, Matt’s injured thumb, Weddings, X Factor and a return of Toilet news! As it was Jay’s daughter’s wedding, Matt’s got a quiz on Weddings….keeping it topical… As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #wedding #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes #startrek #tvthemetunes #toiletchat #hauteandfreddie #mileycyrus #xfactor

6:5 Dead or Alive!

Hello Prodders. We’re here again with more nonsense! Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. There’s no fence chat this week, but we do bang on AI, Jays credit in Matt’s book, Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and Matt’s repairing fails. I’ve been to Hebden bridge - apparently, the Lesbian capital of England…Who knew? And we have some toilet chat thrown in for good measure… Matt’s got a quiz on Dead or Alive celebrities….Bit soon methinks… As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #popquiz #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes #dollyparton #daysofthunder #timcurry #toiletchat #hauteandfreddie

6:4 The Smell Of Holiday!

Hello Prodders. We’re here again with more nonsense! Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. There’s no fence chat this week, but we do bang on dangerous activities, bowling, stain removal tips and how to keep that holiday feeling throughout winter! It’s also the return of “Oooh…Finish me off!!” As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #popquiz #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes

6:3 Not So Total Eclipse!

Hello Prodders. Here we are again with more nonsense! Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. There’s no fence chat this week, but we do bang on about the eclipse, Jay’s T-shirts…a missing tree and Halley’s Comet. Sweary Tyre man makes a return and….. As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laterz #eclipse #thalleyscomet #spiderman #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes

6:2 The "Pod"yssey

Hello Prodders. We’re here again with more nonsense! Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. There’s no fence chat this week, but we do bang on about toilets a lot, Jay’s new idea for T-shirts…and sat nav. I finally watched Weapons and me and Matt, dealt with our FOMO and watched The Odyssey. We’ll give you our brief opinions on that epic effort… As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #weopons #theodyssey #cinemasnacks #vienna #beforesunrise #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes

6:1 DJ or not DJ!

Hello Prodders. We’ve past our 100th and we are past our best! There’s a quiz! Can you guess the real DJ? We do however, bang on about all sorts again, but mostly cinema, eating in cinemas and why Matt doesn’t like superheroes.. As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #theodyssey #spiderman #beforesunrise #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes

5:20 Shaving Balls!

Hello Prodders. It’s our 100th episode!! Who knew we’d get to this point. And what an anti-climax! There’s no quiz, but in fine tradition, we finish this 5th season off without a fanfare!! We do however, bang on about our holidays, hair removal, shaving balls and having a dating voice. As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #dtattonpark #30rock #marellacruises #Vienna #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes #powerball

5:19 The Wrong Shoes

Hello Prodders. We’re here again for the99th time! Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. There’s no quiz, but for less than an hour, we crammed the convos in!! We do however, bang on about the World Cup, women and football, movies, a crush on an Austrian receptionist, weird crushes, Matt’s garden, religious dating, and Madonna. Matt has been to an American themed event and went to see the old crooner Chris Isaak. We’re both away on our holidays but what has Mrs Jay got in store? As per usual we have a few little jokes where you can vote for your best. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #dtattonpark #yesterdaythemovie #chrisisaak #madonna #Vienna #Worldcup #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes #markowen

5:18 Summer Bangerz!

Hello Prodders. We’re here again! Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. This may not have any fence panel chat sorry!! We do however, bang on about Disclosure day the movie. Send Help the movie. Also, we chat about Jay’s guaranteed* lottery winning hack, previous big ideas, Matt’s dream, hot nights, Mandela effect, spider bites, summer bangers and barbecues! As per usual we have a few little jokes and Matt’s got a summer banger based quiz! Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #disclosureday #sendhelp #lotto #summerbangers #youdontevenlikemedoyou #comedypodcast #dadjokes

5:17 School Nicknames & Knickers

Hello Prodders. Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. This time we’ve been to the movies to see Disclosure Day. What did we think? Also, we chat about positivity, stalking cars, school nicknames, and school knickers, telly chat and the new craze, well we’ve just invented Paint-Ercise!! As per usual we have a few little jokes and other banter! Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #disclosureday #clarksonsfarm #dexter #harlancoben #podcast #jokes #marellacruises #ikea #youdontevenlikemedoyou

5:16 Face For Radio!

Hello Prodders. Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. This time we bang on about fence panels….again….yes again! Mrs J has found a job for Mr J! Also, we chat about cruising again, what to do with old fat, a but if telly news and the usual pointless banter. As per usual we have a few little jokes and Matt’s got a doctor who quiz in homage to the possible cancellation of Doctor Who! Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com

5:15 Dead Not Dead

Hello Prodders. I’m back and we’re back. Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. This time we bang on about fence panels….again….yes again! Also, we chat about cruising. Not that type…or that type…the sailing type, beard news, flat pack furniture and a phone call from beyond the grave…or was it. As per usual we have a few little jokes and Matt’s got a flat pack based quiz from our favourite Swedish store! Lastly, we sample a new flavour of Jaffa Cake which gets our thumbs up! Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #jaffacake #rivals #thepitt #podcast #jokes #marellacruises #ikea #youdontevenlikemedoyou

5:14 Cruise Control!

Hello Prodders, We’re having a break due to other stuff and holidays. But we’ve managed to sneak a cheeky one in. This time we’re banging on about cruises, scart leads (remember them?), multi region dvds, Rivals, Legends, more fence panels and buying a replacement telly and blu ray player! Matt’s quiz is about weird name songs in the Eurovision and we’ve still got jokes! Who knew… Laterz #toriamos #rivals #disneyplus #legends #cruiseholidays #comedy #eurovision

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5:13 Star Wars Day!

Hello Prodders. Happy Star Wars day! (at the time of recording!) Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. This time we bang on about Southport, eating out, 30 Rock, cruises, Jesus’ birthday and the taste of a kiss! As per usual we have a few little jokes and Matt’s got a really hard quiz from the Star Wars! Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #guiness #podcast #jokes #Traitors #southport #30rock #Jesus #jokes #From

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5:12 Lanzarote or Llandudno!!

Hello Prodders. Catch up for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. This time our random convos take us to languages,Lllandudno or is it Lanzarote! Matt’s been away and I’ve heavily edited his travel tales, but we still get meals going in AND coming back! We pick apart historical fancy dress and a smelly fact from around the world! There’s no quiz this week, but we still manage to crack a few jokes. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #llandudno #podcast #jokes #crime101 #theadamproject #fancydress

5:11 Cowboy Butter?

Hello Prodders. Listen to this for more from us at YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. This time we bang on about my T Shirt, kids in pubs…again, Guiness, Matt’s music update, Matt’s karaoke trio, The Apprentice, Llandundo and my American dining situation! As per usual we have a few little jokes and Matt’s got a quiz from the valleys! Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #guiness #podcast #jokes #theapprentice #nakedgun #llandudno

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5:10 Angry Taxi!

Hello Prodders. Here we are again with another offering of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU!. This one is packed as tight as Matt’s suitcase but in convos instead of his underwear! We’ve been going on about too much choice in supermarkets, salty shower gels, angry taxi drivers, dressing up boxes, attic clearing, fence panels…again, drinking, under age drinking and other podcasts. And that’s not everything. As per usual we have a few little jokes and a cheeky fact from around the world. Please remember to like, follow and share so you and your friends never miss an episode. And if you want to get in touch, drop us a message at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com Laters #podcast #jokes #theapprentice #alancarr #raye #petshopboys #tesco #aldi #musicnews #popquiz

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5:9 Something Fishy Going On!

Welcome to another offering of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU! This week, stick around if you wanna hear us bang on about cowboy names, fishy people, embarrassing bodies, space 1999 conventions and café/restaurant service….plus other bits too! As per, there’s a sneaky joke off thrown in and Matt does a quiz about comedy Bobs…which is worth checking out. Laters

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5:8 Help! I Slept Through The Pod!

We’re back!...and so are you! Here’s more of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME, DO YOU! This week, we’ve been to watch a well known podcast live at an arena! Was it any good? We also bang on about Sensory Deprivation Tanks, Kids in Restaurants, Dogs in Restaurants, Cottage Pies, My Beef with Tesco Returns and Young People in Pubs… Matt brings his music news and answers my questions in a music quiz…and yes..he sings. All tied up with a few jokes to leave on a high. Enjoy #helpisextedmyboss #tesco #raye #robyn #comedypodcast #redwine

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