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Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

#4 in Comedy this week

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened.

Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.

Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

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  • Yesterday · 59 min

    Travelling Back In Time To Kill The Wrong Baby Hitler (with Gianmarco Soresi!) | Prohibition (Part 2)

    .. with Gianmarco Soresi! Let’s talk about the birth of modern nightlife. Prohibition (Part 2) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Mussolini The Musical 03:38 - The Wrong Hitler 10:58 - 10 Gooning Street 14:39 - Click Or Snap? 19:05 - Interactive Theatre Experiences 28:03 - Gays Drive Nightlife? 30:04 - Everybody Becomes Cool 34:32 - What A Shame 37:34 - Men’s Mental Health 42:35 - The Sandro Introduction 47:48 - Really Andy? 50:01 - Sparkly McGee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • Monday · 53 min

    Beers Don’t Hit Women, Italians Do | Prohibition (Part 1)

    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠surfshark.com/fvh⁠ Welcome to Prohibition: the women are nosy, the children are drunk. Can someone prescribe some whisky? Prohibition (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Scat Man 07:50 - Sitting Duck 10:40 - Surfshark Ad 12:04 - The Siren Call 18:35 - Tom The Tinker 20:57 - Punchbags 25:21 - The Child Drunkard 28:33 - It’s Not A Right 31:58 - The Saloon Smasher 34:58 - All Pints Are Crap 37:05 - The Other Hitler Boy 38:04 - Clueless C*cks Klan 41:46 - Have I Got Booze For You? 43:37 - Weaponised Toe Crushing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 1 · 59 min

    Imagine The Falklands But With Less Going On | Napoleon’s Final Exile (10/10)

    In our final part of our epic Napoleonic Wars series, we find Napoleon fat, smelly and trapped in the house. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Ten) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Go Home 07:34 - Bloodbath 10:10 - Come On Ethel! 14:51 - Too Fat For The Barrel 18:26 - Napileseon Bumsfallenapart 24:23 - Fool’s Mate 29:11 - The Long Game 35:50 - That’s A Furrowed Brow 38:11 - Hitler’s Memoirs 40:09 - Big T*ts 43:50 - Hitler and Napoleon 48:43 - Napoleon’s Penis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 28 · 57 min

    Has There Ever Been A Better Advert For Anusol? | The Battle of Waterloo (9/10)

    Piles and pigs, the two things you didn't know you needed for warfare. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Nine) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Horses, Onions 05:42 - You Had One Job 10:04 - Charlie’s Friend 13:48 - Carjitsu 15:38 - Tough Not Effective 20:49 - Grouchy Is Grumpy 23:12 - Wade In The Water 28:03 - The War Pigs 34:21 - What You On About? 39:25 - Sucks To Be You! 42:35 - Warxiety Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 24 · 1 hr 1 min

    I Don’t Beef Wellington Someone Unless I Really Love Them | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 8/10)

    Once, twice, three times a cuckold.. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Eight) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Paula Hitler 05:56 - Cavalry Is Gay 08:37 - Hold On! 10:53 - Modern Day Cavalry 12:51 - Charlie’s Sleep 18:14 - England Pingland 22:03 - The School Sh*oter 31:25 - bin Laden 39:25 - Gangrene 41:39 - Philip Schofield 45:16 - Beef Wellington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 21 · 58 min

    Neigh Their Neighm | Napoleon Invades Russia (Part 7/10)

    A huge part of being a general is not giving your army the ick. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Seven) Get Fin's book in audio form ⁠⁠here⁠⁠! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠ Chapters: Chapters:00:00 - Charlie’s Voice Note 01:53 - Meet Me Halfway 05:58 - He’s Portly 07:10 - Scum Of The Earth 08:23 - Did He Die? 12:05 - The French Awoo 15:07 - Can You F*ck It For Me? 17:20 - He Wants A Slapped Wrist 21:18 - Please My Friend 24:53 - BIG ARMY 26:15 - Neigh Their Name 28:00 - Onions 30:53 - Charlie’s Russia 33:39 - Boradingdong 38:10 - In The Bin 40:40 - You Ruined It!! 44:13 -The Vibes Are Bad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 17 · 1 hr 1 min

    Napoleonic Warfare is Rock Paper Scissors | Austerlitz & The Peninsular War (Part 6/10)

    Napoleon is back, desperate for an heir and is good because he just is, alright! The Napoleonic Wars (Part Six) Get Fin's book in audio form ⁠here⁠! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Rock Paper Scissors 05:44 - Charlie’s Breakfast 10:04 - He Just Is! 12:06 - Ding, Meet Dong 17:45 -The blackout 21:24 - Am I A Good Boss? 24:50 - I’m So Hard 32:51 - AWOO! 35:06 - Self Defenestration! 38:33 - Spawn Mogging 44:38 - We Love An Enquiry 48:20 - I Know What You Mean Brother 52:54 - Bumfirk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 14 · 56 min

    9/11 at 3 miles an hour | The Battle of Trafalgar (Part 5/10)

    This was the best day to be a shark. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Five) Get Fin's book in audio form here! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: Chapters: 00:00 - Britain Stands Alone 04:43 - Hold Your Breath 09:47 - Test Cricket Benny Hill 13:30 - He’s Gonna Get Me! 17:45 - Stephen Hawking 24:02 - SpitRake 30:21 - Sunday Buttplug 33:47 - The Tire Change 39:46 - Bucket List Stuff 42:06 - Gutted Mate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 10 · 1 hr 3 min

    We’re All Cucks, But Some Of Us Never Found the Right Chair | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 4/10)

    There’s a cuck inside us all. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Four) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - It’s Dad’s Night 03:24 - Intellectual Slaggery 10:23 - A Proud Cuck 16:24 - The Devils Threesome 19:38 - Rock And A Hard Place 23:21 - Drinking The River Nile 27:28 - The Signet Ring 31:50 - Stuck In A Portaloo 39:22 - Crayfish Picking 46:26 - Charlie’s Lizard 48:56 - Finleonic Code 52:33 - Gavin Plumb Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 7 · 55 min

    When Phone-Tapping Was Honourable | The Battle of The Nile (Part 3/10)

    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ ⁠You Cannot Rob A Bossman. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Three). The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - They Bodied 02:44 - Auto Erotic Hum Actually 05:46 - Sacre Blut 10:08 - Chinese Security Guard 17:10 - Did You Know That? 20:02 - Adrian Chiles 24:03 - Never Rob A Bossman 27:53 - Biscuits 31:04 - Bust For Your Country 37:19 - 18th Century 9/11 41:17 - Blinded By Greatness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 3 · 50 min

    A JackAss-ian Figure | Horatio Nelson (Part 2/10)

    You must hate the french like you hate the devil. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Who’s That Up There? 05:45 - They’re Noises 09:05 - Captain Suckling 12:09 - Jackass But Drama 16:54 - Dull As Dishwater 20:54 - Solid As A Rock 26:16 - A Ship of The Line 31:05 - He’s A Man Of Action 35:31 - He’s Got Big Balls 39:54 - Such A Bloke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 31 · 1 hr 3 min

    History To Corner Women To | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 1/10)

    Introducing Napoleon, the man who invented propaganda. The Napoleonic Wars (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Opening Animation 1:21 - It’s Time For The Boys 06:24 - The Glorious Death 10:52 - French Hitler 16:13 - He’s Like Messi 18:21 - He Looks Like He Smells 21:41 - You’ll See 24:44 - He Wrote Smut 27:51- What’s Scabies? 32:44 - She Had Black Teeth 38:23 - Real History 42:54 - The Mental Health Guy 47:58 - I Could Do This 50:51 - Napoleon’s Dog 53:45 - Josephine’s Affair Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 27 · 54 min

    Feminist Destroyed By Truth and Logic (and a Horse) | The Suffragettes (Part 2)

    Get The Vag In. #KeepPoliticsOutOfHorseracing The Suffragettes (Part Two) Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code truther at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/truther This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Do Girls Do That? 05:46 - This Is Terrorism 07:59 - Sexy Calling Card 11:38 - Sex Tourism Is Necessary 14:02 - Duck Duck Goose 17:20 - Get The Vag In 19:39 - A Lone Growler 22:49 - This Is Such A Mess 28:15 - Who Married A Horse? 32:21 - Death By Misadventure 38:19 - Deeds Not Words 42:37 - Still Holding On Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 24 · 1 hr 5 min

    Weaponised Girl Dinner | The Suffragettes (Part 1)

    Introducing The Suffragettes, AKA the first annoying women. The Suffragettes (Part One)   This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠ Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Fannyban 05:33 - You Can’t Imprison Your Wife? 07:47 - Stand Up! 10:34 - The First Fanny 16:38 - Awoo!! 20:46 - Spit On That Thang 23:55 - I Paid For Everything 28:02 - Weaponising Girl Dinner 32:48 - Jumped Off? 37:21 - Jiu Jitsu 39:54 - Bit Burpy 46:55 - Male Suffragettes 51:06 - Emily Spankhurst Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 20 · 44 min

    A Beached Lager Whale | Henry VIII (Part 4/4)

    You know what they say, one woman's ick is another woman's kink. Henry VIII (Part Four) Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code truther at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/truther This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Henry’s Therapy 03:44 - The Ambassador Of Gout 08:35 - The Divorced Dad 13:19 - Walking Food Bin 19:53 - That’s My Boat 25:47 - The Golden Age Of Uncles 28:32 - Whale On A Beach 32:38 - Personal Growth Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 17 · 53 min

    The Jacamo King With a Food Bin For A Leg | Henry VIII (Part 3/4)

    Henry's back, and he's fallen off his lime bike. Henry VIII (Part Three) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Lime Bike Leg 03:35 - Prada Willy 06:38 - A Suckling Sumo Wrestler 07:26 - Dog Breath 11:35 - Cut It Off 16:34 - He’s A Feminist 20:43 - She’s A Hoarder 23:10 - Horrible Stew 27:31 - Quill Stuff 29:16 - The Cod Piece Enthusiast 36:28 - She’s Not A Laugh 39:41 - No Means No 43:52 - An Episode Of Scrubs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 13 · 53 min

    Anne Boleyn, Sexual Terrorist (with Jamie Hutchinson!) | Henry VIII (Part 2/4)

    Um actually, the straightest thing you can do is be with a bloke. Henry VIII (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - It’s A Facade 03:38 - What’s Going On There? 07:06 - Bonnie Blue Balls 09:28 - Super Chin 13:41 - He’s New Money 19:17 - We Don’t Know His Side 21:16 - Please Touch It 24:26 - Biblical Sodomy 31:21 - Blinded By C*m 35:04 - Girls Are Cold 38:58 - Sexual Deviants 43:24 - This B*tch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 10 · 58 min

    England’s Own African Dictator | Henry VIII (Part 1/4)

    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Welcome to the golden age of manspreading. Henry VIII (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - The Fat Hero 04:01 - The West Has Fallen 05:55 - Monkey Poo 09:42 - Real Tennis 12:57 - Turkish Mad & Sad 15:42 - Couldn’t Hack It 19:03 - You Had One Job 21:05 - Stop Asking Historians 24:46 - I Like Them Stinky 28:14 - The Spanish Milf 30:41 - Milk Gone Bad 33:08 - Woof Woof 37:10 - The Sexual Terrorist 40:32 - Transformational Blue Balls 43:36 - Truffling Away 47:16 - That’s A Good Friend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 6 · 1 hr 7 min

    Can You Separate The Fart From The Fartist? (With Bebe Cave) | Great Artists: Picasso

    Picasso's ideal woman? Goddess in the streets, doormat in the sheets. Great Artists (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - The Ski Trip 05:56 - Goddesses And Doormats 12:38- Sucking C*ck 18:55 - Cumbuckets 22:19 - Awoo!! 25:26 - Fat Elvis 29:44 - Gouge Their Eyes Out 34:22 - He Loved It 41:39 - It’s Like Love Island 45:04 - Successfully Yeah 50:01 - Italy Is A Wet Suit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • August 3 · 1 hr

    An Upskirt Caricaturist | Great Artists: Van Gogh

    We are allies of the LGBT community. Great Artists (Part One) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - I Don’t Dream 05:30 - Edinburgh Whinge Festival 10:50 - French Upskirting 13:40 - A Difficult Pint 17:53 - He’s Binary 21:51 - He’s An Incel 25:07 - Not Today 28:47 - Fin’s School Trip 33:58 - Bullet Bullet Bullet 36:46 - Charlie’s Favourite Color 38:57 - It’s Crap 41:58 - Hitler’s Biopic 49:55 - He Can’t Even Kill Himself Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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