Hard Factor

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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#2053
Today · 46 min
French Students Burning Down Schools to get Better Schools | 10.7.26
Episode 2053 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:03 French high school student protests are going hard 00:25:19 AGGRESSIVE Female Plane Masturbation on American Air 00:29:43 Florida Demonologist 00:33:19 Steve Hilton’s hot campaign ad + Trump Take out LA Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2052
Yesterday · 45 min
What Did They Put In That Whiskey, The Russian Plague?! | 10.6.26
Episode 2052 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:05 The Measles are on the rise in PA 00:04:25 Content creator assaults founder of Pat’s cheesesteaks with a cheesesteak 00:12:35 Ebola outbreak in the Congo is bigger than we thought 00:23:00 Relief packages are actually killing people in Indian villages 00:28:35 Whisky king fired for filming family members and guests having sex at vacation homes 00:34:40 Scottish & Japanese whiskey makers want to distill whiskey in space to speed up the process 00:37:30 Gatorade recalled for including banned color chemicals 00:39.20 Will the Russian plague kill us all? Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Monday · 48 min
School admin solicits cash from students for her vacation | 10.5.26
Episode 2051 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:48 Football Talk 00:09:03 Texas-Pakistani man caught trying to use Sharia Law to divorce wife without paying 00:24:04 Iowa high school admin caught soliciting cash for her vacation from students 00:32:55 Singapore cracking down on "Lake Placid-Style" crocodile AI pictures 00:39:24 AI Nerds at the White House light the internet on fire 00:43:14 Russia amidst a plague cover-up?? 00:43:42 Car Skate Parks with Off-Road Miatas Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2047
Friday · 47 min
Tennessee Can’t Even Lethally Inject People Right | 10.2.26
Episode 2047 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:58 Lethal injection botch 00:20:36 Olentangy High School Orange hazing 00:30:00 Mystery woman in Chicago is flooding Lincoln Park with Nuts 00:37:31 Rockstar employees went to strip clubs for years to do deep research for GTA 6 For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thursday · 44 min
Terrorist Attack Thwarted and Alleged PDF Sues | 10.1.26
Episode 2046 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:40 A Fly Dubai flight into Israel was hijacked but a passenger and crew stopped it 00:18:15 A former Austin CEO outed for being a PDF is suing the exposers for extortion 00:30:40 AZ frat suspended for Live Goldfish Hazing For more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 30 · 43 min
Man intentionally crashes into Kroger to take a dump | 9.30.26
Episode 2047 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:20 The Image of the First Man... 00:06:55 Senator Schmitt from MO mixes up Atlanta Hawks and Iowa Hawkeyes in gaffe accusation attempt on Jack Smith 00:21:49 Flock CEO has house doxxed and renamed "Public Toilet" on Google Maps 00:27:11 Houston area man crashed PT Cruiser into Kroger to take a dump before it was open 00:29:21 BYU Women's Cross-County team under fire for wearing standard uniforms 00:37:07 Oklahoma man took drunken nude scooter ride through neighborhood, alarming neighbors JOIN US!! https://patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2046
September 29 · 44 min
Should Grieving Husband In VIRAL VIDEO Be Shamed Or Applauded? | 9.29.26
Episode 2046 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:15 Husband being shamed by the nation after viral clip from baseball game 00:24:20 Cornell frat house turned r@pe dungeon 00:33:00 Houston family suing Popeye’s for 1.5 million after they say they found a condom in their chicken For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 28 · 47 min
Are Husbands Weaponizing Dumps? | 9.28.26
Episode 2045 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:30 Football recap 00:06:40 Marriage Influencer Claims Men are Causing Divorces by Taking Shits 00:22:40 Underground fraternity’s basement hazing broken up at the University of Wisconsin 00:33:10 11 year old in Oviedo Florida arrested and fingerprinted for riding ebike For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2044
September 25 · 46 min
AL Senator warns of Furries posing as commercial airline pilots | 9.25.26
Episode 2044 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:55 US Jockey Club orders racehorse Austrian Painter to be renamed due to Hitler reference 00:18:46 Tommy Tubberville is nuts 00:31:10 Florida Woman caught stealing rolexes off Sugar Daddies 00:36:40 Insane naked woman in South Dakota asks kids if they want to be kidnapped For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 24 · 47 min
Black Man Accused of Using AI to Write Award-Winning Novel | 9.24.26
Episode 2043 Brought to you by Ultra Pouches - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Slow News Day Game - Wing it Wednesday/Thursday 00:02:00 GenZ, Window Tints, and Hipsters 00:08:48 Award Winning French-Canadian Author Accused of AI Use 00:16:00 Xi in DC, Kid Rock and Dogg the Bounty Hunter Festival 00:24:28 FAT BEAR WEEK 2026 - Meet the Bears!! 00:29:15 Wes' new favorite performer: Matan 00:39:56 "The J-Lo Convict" is a Lady, and is the New Hot Convict (caught stealing power tool parts) For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor - weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2042
September 23 · 44 min
Man Gets Pepper Sprayed For Using Phone During Movie | 9.23.26
Man Gets Pepper Sprayed For Using Phone During Movie | 9.23.26 Episode 2042 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Man gets pepper sprayed inside movie theater for using cell phone 00:19:05 R.C. Horsch was a real bastard 00:29:10 Malaria-ridden mosquito kills three on airplane bound for Germany 00:32:40 Lookmaxxer, Clavicular, charged with rape For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 22 · 47 min
Lauren Boebert Sex Staffer Allegations are Hot | 9.22.26
Episode 2041 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at takeultra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:15 Lauren Boebert sex staffer allegations are hot 00:26:00 The press strikes back at Trump after credentials ban 00:35:50 82 year old man dies after beach brawl in Greece 00:44:40 Teasers for next episode For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 21 · 48 min
Rants about other people's kids - Pat & Wes Show | 9.21.26
The boys are off today, so please enjoy this special episode of The Pat & Wes show. If you enjoy this type of content, you can get it every week by joining our Patreon. Patreon.com/hardfactor Thank you, we love you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 18 · 42 min
Texas Police Force Dissolved for Providing Zero Value| 9.18.26
Episode 2040 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 Potential PA serial killer father and son 00:04:20 Entire Texas police force dissolved for failing to provide any value to the community 00:18:20 Dentist and bidet 00:26:15 A Florida mom and son were doing the nasty regularly says Grady Judd 00:31:05 NC woman arrested for having sex with dog after husband turns her in 00:35:50 Arch Manning and Holly Rowe For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2039
September 17 · 38 min
Chinese Billionaire Is Building An Army Of American Made Babies | 9.17.26
Episode 2039 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:45 Update on the man who was duct-taped to his first-class seat 00:18:53 Chinese video game billionaire is using American women as surrogates to build an army of hundreds of children 00:32:00 The Movies may be leaving LA For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2038
September 16 · 50 min
Israel now SEEKING Space Lazers | 9.16.26
Episode 2038 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 Ed Sheeran MackLemore tour drama explained 00:08:35 Israel is getting a Space Laser Weapon!! 00:22:40 Racist UT game debacle with Bo French 00:30:20 Update on Hyrox pooping For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 15 · 44 min
Hyrox Champion Soils Herself and Racetrack in Beijing Win | 9.15.26
Episode 2037 Brought to you by ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:44 UK Zoo offers rare "Child Predator Tour" 00:18:52 Woman spontaneously begins masturbating in the nude on American Airlines flight from BWI to Miami 00:23:36 Hyrox champion pooped herself and the course mid-competition and still won, grossing out pretty much everyone 00:31:22 "What's Happening in Countries that we Liberated??" Iraqi Meat Crimes and Alligator Alcatraz 00:37:00 Suspended for Coffee Thank you for listening --> Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, and much more! Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 14 · 43 min
Thai Man Caught "Violating" Neighbor's Koi Pond | 9.14.26
Episode 2036 Brought to you by ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:11 Thai man caught having sex with koi fish, and man in Georgia was caught making love to hot tub rubber ducky 00:20:20 Off-duty police officer and wife seeking damages for getting jumped at a Waffle House parking lot 00:28:45 Anthropic, OpenAI, Grok and other AI developers call for AI regulation and Trump shuts it down 00:32:54 American Samoan politician in Alaska arrested over form that was impossible to fill correctly Thank you for listening --> Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, and much more! Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2035
September 11 · 46 min
Furry Discrimination At An All-Time High | 9.11.26
Episode 2035 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 AI football picks 00:08:35 Furries are being discriminated against at famous Maryland Renaissance Festival 00:22:40 Giant sinkhole opens at Nick Cage’s Malibu house 00:30:20 Man with Parkinson’s under fire for kicking motorists off his lawn as she was trying to avoid flooded streets 00:36:15 Rick Springfield tells Joe Rogan he killed a man while in Vietnam during USO tour For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 10 · 49 min
Bucket of Poop, Hot Enchilades and Blind Man Drives Drunk | 9.910.26
Episode 2034 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:25 Blind man in the UK drove 150 miles drunk 00:21:20 An Albuquerque man shot and killed his cousin over hot enchiladas 00:27:40 PA priest stole 740k from three churches and used it for heroin and gay sex 00:36:35 Guess that crime: Trailer park woman throws bucket of her poop on alleged adulterer For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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