Hard Factor

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Friday · 42 min
Texas Police Force Dissolved for Providing Zero Value| 9.18.26
Episode 2040 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 Potential PA serial killer father and son 00:04:20 Entire Texas police force dissolved for failing to provide any value to the community 00:18:20 Dentist and bidet 00:26:15 A Florida mom and son were doing the nasty regularly says Grady Judd 00:31:05 NC woman arrested for having sex with dog after husband turns her in 00:35:50 Arch Manning and Holly Rowe For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2039
Thursday · 38 min
Chinese Billionaire Is Building An Army Of American Made Babies | 9.17.26
Episode 2039 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:45 Update on the man who was duct-taped to his first-class seat 00:18:53 Chinese video game billionaire is using American women as surrogates to build an army of hundreds of children 00:32:00 The Movies may be leaving LA For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2038
Wednesday · 50 min
Israel now SEEKING Space Lazers | 9.16.26
Episode 2038 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 Ed Sheeran MackLemore tour drama explained 00:08:35 Israel is getting a Space Laser Weapon!! 00:22:40 Racist UT game debacle with Bo French 00:30:20 Update on Hyrox pooping For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tuesday · 44 min
Hyrox Champion Soils Herself and Racetrack in Beijing Win | 9.15.26
Episode 2037 Brought to you by ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:44 UK Zoo offers rare "Child Predator Tour" 00:18:52 Woman spontaneously begins masturbating in the nude on American Airlines flight from BWI to Miami 00:23:36 Hyrox champion pooped herself and the course mid-competition and still won, grossing out pretty much everyone 00:31:22 "What's Happening in Countries that we Liberated??" Iraqi Meat Crimes and Alligator Alcatraz 00:37:00 Suspended for Coffee Thank you for listening --> Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, and much more! Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Monday · 43 min
Thai Man Caught "Violating" Neighbor's Koi Pond | 9.14.26
Episode 2036 Brought to you by ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:11 Thai man caught having sex with koi fish, and man in Georgia was caught making love to hot tub rubber ducky 00:20:20 Off-duty police officer and wife seeking damages for getting jumped at a Waffle House parking lot 00:28:45 Anthropic, OpenAI, Grok and other AI developers call for AI regulation and Trump shuts it down 00:32:54 American Samoan politician in Alaska arrested over form that was impossible to fill correctly Thank you for listening --> Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, and much more! Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2035
September 11 · 46 min
Furry Discrimination At An All-Time High | 9.11.26
Episode 2035 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 AI football picks 00:08:35 Furries are being discriminated against at famous Maryland Renaissance Festival 00:22:40 Giant sinkhole opens at Nick Cage’s Malibu house 00:30:20 Man with Parkinson’s under fire for kicking motorists off his lawn as she was trying to avoid flooded streets 00:36:15 Rick Springfield tells Joe Rogan he killed a man while in Vietnam during USO tour For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 10 · 49 min
Bucket of Poop, Hot Enchilades and Blind Man Drives Drunk | 9.910.26
Episode 2034 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:25 Blind man in the UK drove 150 miles drunk 00:21:20 An Albuquerque man shot and killed his cousin over hot enchiladas 00:27:40 PA priest stole 740k from three churches and used it for heroin and gay sex 00:36:35 Guess that crime: Trailer park woman throws bucket of her poop on alleged adulterer For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2033
September 9 · 45 min
Will The SEC Expel LSU? | 9.9.26
Episode 2033 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:32 Michigan v Western Michigan controversy 00:06:47 Guardsman faces felony charges for pulling gun after grooming standards argument 00:26:06 The SEC meets on Thursday to Expel LSU 00:33:35 Rabid baby goats at NC petting zoo For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 8 · 44 min
Trump has Brown Hair Now | 9.8.26
Episode 2032 Brought to you by Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Happy Birthday Hard Factor Mark!! Also, Football and Labor Day Shenanigans 00:10:55 MOST EMBARRASSING WAYS TO DIE: by Penis Enlargement Surgery 00:23:33 President Trump goes "Brunette" 00:32:12 Irate Passenger on American Airlines flight Restrained with Duct Tape by Fellow Passengers and Crew 00:38:06 New documentary from Nathan Fielder about to drop about Theranos, and it looks awesome Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://patreon.com/HardFactor to get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more. HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 7 · 43 min
FREE PATREON PREVIEW Florida Man Friday: The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" | 9.7.26
FREE PATREON PREVIEW FOR LABOR DAY FOR MORE, GO TO PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR This episode is brought to you by ULTRA: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code HARDFACTOR. Mark and Will break down the most hilarious Florida stories of the week, including: Florida Woman caught giving the local construction crew a live sex show while laying on a wooden pallet Florida Man found nude in stranger's pool after multiple encounters with police in same day Florida Man smashes up Arby's with metal pipe right after getting out of prison for killing a swan The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" - the informant who knew too much... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2031
September 4 · 44 min
Beware of the Cat In The Hat Viral Trend | 9.4.26
Episode 2031 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:22 Lindsay Clancy trial 00:09:04 Dumb Hikers use Computer Brain instead of Human Brain to Plan Hike, Rescued by Emergency Services 00:19:57 Mandatory US military Testosterone screenings in place 00:22:18 Viral Cat-in-the-hat trend 00:29:34 Georgia cops at it again. Want to arrest man who found $30 on the floor and didn’t turn it in For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 3 · 46 min
The Joe Paterno Experience Museum | 9.3.26
Episode 2030 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Butt sniffer video has been released 00:11:00 Man shoved a carrot up his butt at a UK park 00:21:00 Tiger got his driver’s license taken from him for five years 00:26:20 Grand opening of Indonesian bridge went poorly 00:31:00 Joe Paterno Football Experience Room announced by Penn State 00:34:00 Taiwanese man arrested for spying on cheating wife thanks to Roomba vaccuum For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 2 · 44 min
Pet Miniature Donkey Viscously Slain by Local Police | 9.2.26
Episode 2029 - Brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community for bonus pods, discord chat, trivia nights and more!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:07 Wes discusses the right way to 00:06:15 USS Abe Lincoln finally docking.... in THAILAND!! 00:15:35 Georgia - Pet Donkey "Hee-Haw" Slain, and 12 year-old girl found 00:25:25 Youth Football BRAWL between Coaches and Parents Erupts in Pittsburgh 00:36:05 The LA Butt Sniffer is BACK in Glendale Thank you for listening, we loves you and HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2028
September 1 · 45 min
Men Are Purposely Showing Up To Dates Smelling Horrible | 9.1.26
Episode 2028 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:10 New trend of men not showering before dates to attract women 00:14:10 Incredible heist of $70,000 worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in California 00:19:40 Is taking way too much LSD actually good for you? 00:25:25 Belgian man was married to a biological man posing as a woman for 19 years 00:35:25 The latest crimes in Pat’s hood For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 31 · 40 min
Is The FBI Now Allowing Bestiality Recruits? | 8.31.26
Episode 2027 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:50 Scottie cost the boys their Tour Championship bets 00:06:20 The FBI is reportedly lowering hiring standards to allow bestiality perps in 00:19:30 Milo Yiannopoulos was nabbed by ICE 00:25:10 Fast and Furious style heist in Egypt with crazy ending 00:30:25 The “Serial Defactor” in Tulsa might have been caught For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2026
August 28 · 48 min
Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center | 8.26.26
Episode 2026 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:31 We got a new lake 00:09:35 Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center 00:19:53 Good Good/Callaway golf commercial that has caused quite the shitstorm over DV 00:35:17 Beat to death with dildo 00:38:24 Steak and shake florida man 00:41:22 Fat English Man caught on camera bricking drugs and phone into prison fence over and over again For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 27 · 46 min
Polish Man Arrested for Ordering 300 Pizzas as Prank | 8.27.26
Episode 2025 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps and Landslides 00:03:40 Brooklyn Wedding in all caught Norovirus diarrhea from the catering staff 00:16:35 Northern Italian man busted for creating fake ancient amphitheater and charging admission 00:24:55 Belgian Man randomly become a Prince after finding out another Prince is his true father 00:34:54 Polish Man arrested for ordering up to 300 pizzas at a time to unsuspecting victims in over 1000 "Food Swatting" operation For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2024
August 26 · 50 min
The “Brown Challenge” Poop Trend Is Ruining Spanish Pools| 8.26.26
Episode 2024 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 RIP to Dolly Parton 00:07:05 We are one step closer to Wes’ Shacks becoming a reality 00:22:00 The owner of the 49ers was busted for getting a prostitute at a trailer park 00:32:00 Update on the Harvard morgue that was selling body parts 00:36:30 New pooping in pools trend, “The Brown Challenge” is sweeping Spain 00:40:30 The USA & Canada trade war is heating up! For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 25 · 46 min
Fake Horse Semen Business Busted in the UK | 8.25.26
Episode 2023 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:30 Major USPS employee check scam ring exposed for 20+ million in fraud 00:17:57 Reno fire update from resident Reno man Hard Factor Will 00:20:50 Terrible Chinese movie sets record as most profitable film of all time 00:24:50 Teen in West Bengal lives in the water due to unidentfied condition 00:34:50 UK couple runs fake horse semen business scam For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2022
August 24 · 49 min
16 y/o girl who truck-sticked a middle school football player on field charged | 8.22.26
Episode 2022 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:02 - Big Big Marlin caught 00:14:46 2 Mexican Fishermen Survives 5 days at sea on a cooler 00:23:02 Dad leaves son on Mt. Fuji 00:35:21 Girl who truck sticked a football player on the field charged with assault For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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