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Going Terribly

Alice and Doug

Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.

You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.

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  • 26 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 53 min
  • English
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  • #299
    June 23 · 42 min

    Ep. 299: Two Indiana Hussies in a Macaroni Grille Funeral

    Alice is back from a week away in Cincinnati, and she and Doug are determined to get this episode right. It may take them a few tries, but they’re going to get it, so please hang with them. Alice is bound to be a bit tired since she just finished scoring 1,600 essays. And Doug’s been very busy being not nearly as educated or well read. But he did just learn how to “exasturbate,” so that’s something. For better or worse. Other discussion topics must include: - Getting kicked in the stock for not STing the FU - Great anime, such as King of the Hill - Matt Damon's potato farm - The incredible fun of "Classic Works" BINGO" - Fine dining at GD Poon's

  • #298
    June 16 · 31 min

    Ep. 298: Two Great Wholes in a Murder Trip to New Orleans

    It's an unplanned tribute to New Orleans! The history, the culture, the sites! - You won't find any mention of any of that here. Instead Alice and Doug chat about Mardi Gras penises, drunk actors, and librarians who...love...books. It's really just like any other episode, only with a decided Nawlins flavor. Other discussion topics may include: - Why is cartography still a discipline? - Enrique Iglesias's spouse would never jump in front of a train - Roommates that only one person can fit into - Music that's not as romantic as you think - Is it still okay to fantasize about tennis players?

  • #297
    June 9 · 57 min

    Ep. 297: Two Butter-Sculpted Cows in an Exploitation of Social Media

    Alice, Doug, Eureka, and Hoover have returned from a week-long trip to visit Mrs. Shen. They had lots of meals - some long, some plentiful, and some of just desserts. So that part was a lot like home. They also visited some fun new museums, a waterfall, and saw…a vase of corn dogs? It was a real winner, and you can hear all about it in this episode. Though Doug didn’t get to see any dinosaurs. Other discussion topics may include: - Getting stuffed by one's cousin - The Proper Burger - Marks of a great seafood buffet, such as pudding - Supposed national "malls" that aren't malls at all - A pancake that will blow your nuts off

  • #296
    June 2 · 47 min

    Ep. 296: Two Hollywood Squirrels in a Pancake Day Race

    Yesterday was National Game Show Day, so today Doug and Alice celebrate the only way they know - by playing a super dumb game worth absolutely zero prizes. But along the way you might just learn something about sundials, sister cities, and midwifery. But that’s Alice’s part. Doug is really stuck on the more immature game stuff like toilet buttons and cow turd cakes. Alex Trebek and Bob Barker are rolling over in their graves. Other discussion topics may include: - Diplomatic relationships between Ohio and Spain - A Beaver-run childcare facility - Physical challenges between man and beast - A shadow owes you because you give it life - Touching butts for the greater good

  • #295
    May 26 · 42 min

    Ep. 295: Two Sister Cities in an Informal Comedy and Chat Podcast

    This week’s episode is all about debate. How will Alice and Doug’s relationship hold up after some devastating arguments? And how will the devastating arguments hold up when it turns out they’re pretty darn silly to argue about? Also, in a real “What are we, really?” moment, Google’s AI summary explains Going Terribly to Going Terribly. It’s pretty wild. For real, though. Is cereal a soup? The battle lines are drawn. Other discussion topics may include: - The longest NSYNC title - Ice cream cake is better when it has cake in it - Could God have been a shopping addict? - Absurd left turns - Would you like to sit on a comfy heated toilet forever?

  • #294
    May 19 · 41 min

    Ep. 294: Two People, Places, and Things in a Blood-Filled Bathtub

    The past two weekends Doug and Alice made a couple of fun trips out of town for very different theatrical experiences. But now they're back and ready to tell you all about the splash zones and crunchy gushers. Plus, ever wondered what Alice thinks of the Britney Spears classic film "Crossroads?" Now's your chance to find out. Other Discussion Topics May Include: - Does God live in the ocean? - Pork tiramisu - Boise is heated by its own farts - Convincing gibberish - Idaho? Or Youdaho?

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