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Beet Red

Beet Red

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day. 
In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected. 
The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distraction and an addiction to hearing more relatable, humiliating tales from the hosts and their listeners. 
This is Beet Red. 
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  • 24 episodes
  • fortnightly
  • Avg 40 min
  • English

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  • #101
    March 17 · 37 min

    101: The Maxi Taxi of Love

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a cute friendly tap that accidentally became a power slap, a long distance relationship that lasted for months online but ended the first time meeting in person, a first date that began with being naked by a wasp's nest, meeting the woman of your dreams and blowing it in an instant, and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

  • #100
    March 10 · 48 min

    100: The one where we turned 100

    100 episodes! 🎉 We dropped the ball recording (the roast we received was deserved) but a COLOSSAL thank you is in order to Mirage Zamprioli for all of the hard work you put in as a producer/mixer/editor. This show would truly be nothing without you! Thank you so much to Matt at Projkt Studios for being our recordist and supplying such an amazing creative space. Thank you to all of our listeners for your support and your stories. As we enter into our third year, we only hope to keep you listening and laughing along with us. This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally assaulting the hottest guy you've ever seen, finding out you went viral for an embarrassing moment when you didn't even know you were being recorded, a fart so foul you could never return to your favorite salon, a first date where you needed the Heimlich maneuver because your date shocked you into choking and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

  • #99
    March 3 · 33 min

    99: Flop and a Big Fart

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a toilet paper travesty, diarrhea at the worst time, farting in front of your crush, a date with a real life Josie Grossie, getting embarrassed by your teacher in front of the whole class, a nightmare date in the middle of nowhere and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

  • #98
    February 24 · 46 min

    98: Don't tell Mom the Babysitter pooped

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Tina (@boundlessvoyage on TT) who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing babysitting story. They also share stories about: a groom who had too much to drink, a high school worst nightmare coming true, your entire class laughing at you during a presentation, a humiliating first date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

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