Binance Hacker Swaps $5M for $71, Europe’s Freezers Hacked, Nuclear in a Box, Altman Wants Your RAM
Binance lost $6.3 billion in one of the largest cryptocurrency hacks in history. Then the hacker swapped $5 million worth of stolen tokens for $71. European supermarket freezers are getting hacked across seven countries, with some systems set as high as 131 degrees Fahrenheit. A California company just got DOE approval to begin full-power testing of a nuclear reactor small enough to transport on a semi-truck. And Sam Altman thinks the memory in your personal computer is being wasted. This week, John and Logan cover seven stories from crypto chaos, physical-infrastructure attacks, nuclear innovation, AI policy, and the ongoing Microsoft reliability report. Stories in this episode: Binance hacked for $6.3 billion. On October 29, the exchange suffered a breach after an attacker compromised a DevOps engineer’s laptop and gained access to internal infrastructure. Binance says customer funds will be covered, and blockchain investigators report roughly $2.7 billion has been frozen or recovered. Then, while trying to unload the stolen cryptocurrency, a wallet linked to the hacker dumped 908,793 PROM tokens worth about $5 million into a nearly empty Uniswap V2 liquidity pool and received 0.0316 Ethereum in return. That is $71. Blockchain analysts estimate the hacker lost around $119 million through unfavorable swaps. Europe’s freezers get hacked. Reports are coming in from Sweden, Belgium, Luxembourg, Estonia, Ireland, the Netherlands, and Finland. Some systems were reportedly set as high as 131 degrees Fahrenheit. Ireland’s SuperValu reported 13 affected locations. This follows France’s similar October attacks affecting approximately 700 locations. Nuclear power in a shipping container. California company Radiant announced on October 29 that the Department of Energy approved the safety analysis for full-power testing of its commercial nuclear microreactor, Kaleidos. The reactor is designed to produce approximately one megawatt of continuous electricity, uses helium cooling and advanced TRISO fuel, and operates for approximately five years between refueling cycles. Initial commercial deliveries are targeted for 2028. Sam Altman wants your RAM. On the Cheeky Pint podcast, the OpenAI CEO called it “quite terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer and being used 5% of the time.” He argued memory should be concentrated in cloud data centers. This arrives while consumer RAM prices climb because AI infrastructure demand is prioritized by memory manufacturers. Plus France’s proposal to tax the internet at 5.5 euro cents per gigabyte (which passed the National Assembly by a single vote partly because two lawmakers pressed the wrong buttons), Cisco handing a 27-year-old unlimited AI tokens to rewrite 98% of its legacy code with a team of two, and the Microsoft Weekly Damage Report covering Exchange Online blocking encrypted email replies, Copilot Chat’s short-term memory loss, OneDrive migration jobs stuck, Outlook Notes stuck loading, and Teams unable to display full Out-of-Office messages. New episodes weekly. Follow Zero Downtime for cybersecurity, AI, privacy, and the tech stories that actually matter.