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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 5 – Vow of Silence

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arrives by naval barge to find the monks won't talk, the staircase is rigged with tripwire grenades, and Ork Kommandos have already moved in. Stealth lasted about forty seconds. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

Grenades Solve Everything

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 4 – Grenades Solve Everything

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 3 – The Assault Begins

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half of them, flashbangs and frag grenades finish the argument. Below the ruins, Drukhari raiders, a damaged Webway gate, and a lone Craftworld ranger who really does not want to come out. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

The Assault Begins

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half of them, flashbangs and frag grenades finish the argument. Below the ruins, Drukhari raiders, a damaged Webway gate, and a lone Craftworld ranger who really does not want to come out. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Children of the Dawn

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com Buried inside a pyramid of bureaucrats, the crew discovers every record in the Administratum has been falsified. Workers are vanishing, productivity is tanking, and the local adept is hiding something behind locked data-vaults. The paper trail leads nowhere -- because someone already burned it. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 2 – Children of the Dawn

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Buried inside a pyramid of bureaucrats, the crew discovers every record in the Administratum has been falsified. Workers are vanishing, productivity is tanking, and the local adept is hiding something behind locked data-vaults. The paper trail leads nowhere -- because someone already burned it. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 1 – Litanies of the Lost

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ A rogue trader with an empty pantry, a tech-priest who dissects things for fun, an Eldar who shouldn't be here, and an Ogryn who wants to be a tractor. They land on Ostia to beg for grain -- and walk straight into a turf war between the church, the cog-boys, and something nobody's talking about. The food run just became an investigation. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

Litanies of the Lost

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com A rogue trader with an empty pantry, a tech-priest who dissects things for fun, an Eldar who shouldn't be here, and an Ogryn who wants to be a tractor. They land on Ostia to beg for grain -- and walk straight into a turf war between the church, the cog-boys, and something nobody's talking about. The food run just became an investigation. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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WarHams – Ep. 30 – The Finale

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek inherits a second ship he will absolutely destroy. They leave teacups where only the others will find them, and fade to black as Tater Tot waves goodbye to the golden ghost of an old Fenrisian psyker walking into the stars. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 29 – The Confrontation

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 28 – Home Sweet Home

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 27 – The Choice

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 26 – Xenos Intervention

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's boots on marble, and the promise of everything he ever wanted. He stabs it in the chest. The crew's friendship is the only thing real enough to break the spell -- and on the other side, a sealed Biologus facility hisses open to a code only Reeb would know. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 25 – The Green Tide

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Four weeks of birthday cake and no ammo. The flak cannon keeps their ship grounded, the colonel needs a suicide squad, and De Fuckerby just called to say he stole the Debt Collector. Now the crew marches uphill into an Ork army with pocket worms, a kazoo, and a distillery made of fondant. Diversion force. No extraction. Worms. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 24 – Imperial Warzone

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ An Ork-besieged moon. A guard base running on fumes. And a smiling trooper who shares the last name of the man Reeb mercy-killed three episodes ago. The Primarch sends the crew to deliver war supplies to Fimbria IV's fourth moon, where the "containment strategy" is just making the exclusion zone bigger. Pi Brain destroys the medbay, Zedek deploys a thousand dog soldiers, and the astropath whispers that countless eyes are watching from the warp. Then Trooper Hest gets sent on patrol -- and the rescue mission nobody planned for begins. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 23 – Interrogation

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ De Fuckerby's trail points to the outer planets -- but before the crew can chase it, the Inquisition comes calling. Interrogator Landon settles onto the nicest couch the Debt Collector has ever seen, puts on Silent Hill music, and politely asks the party to justify every catastrophe since Episode 1. Meanwhile, Zedek buys five thousand dog soldiers with signed books, and Pi Brain keeps seeing a ghost in a nightgown that nobody else can. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 22 – PVP

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Lorne cheats at cards with warp magic. The Turalyans go Khornate. And before the dust settles, the crew splits -- Red Team versus Blue Team, 2Fort-style, fighting over a single card slot while a Gnarlok dubbed "the blood chicken" nearly TPKs everyone in the sewer. Lorne levitates to victory. The chicken nods in respect. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 21 – The Mercenary Games

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Days are missing from Pi Brain's conspiracy board and the warp won't let anyone see them. De Fuckerby's trail leads underground -- to a mining planet where noble families wage proxy wars through xenos mercenaries for refinery control. Zedek calls a Kroot a chicken, gets shot, and trades his shoulder pad to recruit it. The "Information Center" is a cantina. The mercenary games have already begun. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/

WarHams – Ep. 20 – The Throne Room

Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/ Golden doors open to Hallelujah. A chaos spawn fused to the captain's throne reads their souls aloud and nearly kills the crew before Pi Brain's overcharged plasma gun blows it apart -- but the warp makes Lorne so swole his bones crack, torpedoes are inbound from the Marengo, and the last thing the camera catches is a crewman's head spinning 180 degrees to whisper: "We boarded." Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/ Get your Chaos Odyssey Merch at https://narrativedeclaration.shop/