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U Havin’ Us On?

Conor and Jeffo

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Two best mates of 14 years who love to laugh, wind up and sometimes fight

⚠️ Every episode contains dangerous amounts of humour ⚠️

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  • Wednesday · 57 min

    #105 - The “Irish” Expendables

    Episodes #105 The “Irish” Expendables This week we had a great laugh when we task ourselves to use our two minds to make an Irish “Expendables” team 🤣The movie has Jason Statham but this country has Roy Keane 🇮🇪 🏆 How did we even get talking about The Expendables you ask? Obviously after we chatted about Mr T and his new documentary 😂 Jeffo proves again how much he does not know famous people, he struggles to know who Mr T is? I PITY THE FOOL 🤣 Conor also gets nostalgic and winds Jeffo up with an all timer and it ends with Jeffo threatening to kick Conor out of his gaf 🤣 Enjoy 🙌

  • September 16 · 1 hr

    #104 - “The Stags”

    Episode #104 “The Stags” WE’VE FINALLY SORTED THE AUDIO 🎤🎙️ thank you for your patience 🙏🏼 The lads are straight back from the weekend stags in Cork, the stories are as fresh as they come 👀 The homeless in Cork are ACTIVE but Conor and Jeffo aren’t so ATTRACTIVE 🙃 Love was in the air but the lads struggled with the ladies 🤫 We chat about the imaginary kiss Conor received & Jeffo’s failed proposal to his wannabe future wife 🤣🤣🤣 but they didn’t end the night empty handed 🫠

  • September 9 · 45 min

    #103 - Geography, God & Glutes

    Episode #103 - Geography, God & Glutes We’re back in the new studio chatting about what’s been in the news! 😂 Africa getting redrawn, yes you read that right the big Continent (yes continent not country CONOR…. Geography isn’t his strong point) is being remapped 🌍 We also discuss a London man’s attempt to set up a church and quickly become a rich man 👀 We reckon a Sister Act-style church could easily persuade us 🤣 And Jeffo reveals that, as a kid, he thought anyone in a wheelchair was… a baby 🤣 oh yeha and Katie Taylor had her farewell in Croke Park but we didn’t really talk about that so no point in even going on about it 🥊 Hope you enjoy, guys! 🙌

  • September 2 · 1 hr

    #102 - Our New Studio

    Episode #102 🎙️ This week we’re coming to you from our brand new studio! Well… it’s still being built 😂 New studio, same madness! We give you guys a little update before reminiscing about our debs — awkward partners, hilarious memories and the absolute craziness that comes with debs 🫠 As we’re about to go on a stags, we talk about our last outing at a stags and how Jeffo caused civil war in Ireland, in a Supermac’s of course 😂 Jeffo also has a new service he’s thinking about building a company around… quick question, actually — have you dirty fingers? 👀 Bare with us as we build the studio and make it better every week! We absolutely love the support you guys show us and promise it’ll be looking the business before you know it! 🙌

  • August 26 · 1 hr 3 min

    #101 - The Secret Behind Squishys

    Episode #101 - The Secret Behind Squishys This week we start off threatening a protest! We think next week we’ll bring pitchforks 🤣 Find out why 👀 We swiftly go the opposite way as Jeffo has to make a public apology to his Mother! These podcasts get us in a lot of trouble 🤣 Conor fills us in on his solo cinema date — let the debate begin 🤣 Whats the most appropriate name to call your girlfriend? Conor tells us all about his day, bringing his sister shopping and buying the latest trends 🧸 this lead to Jeffos newest revelation, uncovering the truth behind the gadget /iphone repair stores 🥶 Oh yeah & at the end Conor reveals a very interesting fetish of his 🫛 Hope you guys enjoy !! MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE A RATING, thank you 🤭

  • August 19 · 1 hr 24 min

    #100 - The 100th Episode Extravaganza

    Episode #100 🎉 They say most podcasts don’t make it past 10 episodes… here we are at 100 🤯 This week we’re on our own in the studio, but we’ve got cameos from some of our favourite guests who’ve helped us get this far 👏🏻 Past guests sent in some hilarious videos and asked us some deep questions 👀 Are we dating? NO — we can’t believe how many times we’ve had to clear this up 😂 Who would last longer in a MrBeast “last to leave” challenge? 💰 What’s the most interesting thing we’ve learned from a guest? 🧠 And when was the last time we cried? We answer them all 😂👏🏻 We genuinely can’t thank everyone who’s supported us along the way — from the day ones, to those who found us halfway through, to those discovering us today. We appreciate every single one of you 🙏🏻 Here’s to the next 100! 🥳

  • August 12 · 1 hr 3 min

    #99 - “This is my stop” with JoeIrish (pt. 4)

    Episode #99 – “This Is My Stop” with Joe Irish This week the two boys are joined by the one and only Joe Irish! 👏🏻 As always, Joe brings the laughs with story after story that had us crying 😂 Joe tells us about the craziest mushroom trip of all time… except it wasn’t the mushrooms that made it memorable, it was the drive home 👀 From a random lift home, to a misunderstanding, to the newspapers 🥶😂 The lads chat about the annoyance of getting blamed for things you didn’t do (Jeffo definitely done Conor wrong 🤯😂), and there’s even a hilarious arrest story thrown in too 👮‍♀️😂 Always a great time with Joe – you’re gonna love this one! 🙌

  • August 5 · 1 hr

    #98 - “How to Haunt”

    Episodes #98 - “How to Haunt” This week the two boys are on their own and talking about what they’ve been up to lately 👀 The 3rd year in a row they indulge themselves in the Paddy Power festival 🍻 😂 Jeffo’s supermarket trips have him riddled with anxiety 🤣 he’s tried to confront his fears but it looks like more have unlocked 🤣 How do people come up with the ideas for some film 🎥 Is there such thing as 0 gravity boots ? 🚀 Conor is really worried about the safety of…. Jimmy Neutron 🤯 Jeffos being stalked by a creepy ghost girl👧 Ever wonder what we’d do if we were ghosts? Well wonder no more 👻 We’d some laugh in this one, hope yous enjoy 🙌

  • July 29 · 1 hr 8 min

    #97 - Darragh Curran (Guinness Guru)

    Episode #97 – Daragh Curran (The Guinness Guru) 🍺 We met Darragh a year ago … filmed an episode of Carpool Podcast … and then never released it OR any other episode of CPP again … You’ll have to listen to find out why … 👀😂 From Conors love of Irish Mammies, Daragh’s multiple weddings 💒 His love of pubs, pints and rugby 🏉 potentially the most expensive haircut in history 💈 We try to use our job soughter skills to guide Darragh on his next route all while winding Conor up the entire way🤣 Daragh is an absolute gentleman, yous are going to love this ⭐️ (& let us know if you wanna see the infamous Carpool Episode )

  • July 22 · 1 hr 2 min

    #96 - “The Phantom Pooh-Ler”

    Episode #95 “The Phantom Pooh-Ler” This week we talk about Conor’s recent holiday and the eventful pool days 👀 From the Phantom Pooher to the adult rooftop pool with the nudest granny 👵 It was all happening by the poolside! Jeffo may or may not be lonely… according to his mam he most definitely is lonely 🤦🏻‍♂️ Conor reminded him he’ll never be lonely because they have eachother, safe to say Jeffo would rather be lonely 🤣 The boys also tell us about all their adventure at Dermot Kennedy and the laugh they had throughout the day 🍻 🤢 We hope yous enjoy this one 🙌

  • July 15 · 1 hr 3 min

    #95 - “Working Animals”

    Episode #95 – “Working Animals” 🐕🐴🦉🐬 This week we get straight into it as Conor tells us about the unsolicited nude he received… from himself. 🫨 Safe to say it didn’t age as well as he hoped. 😂 We debate the most important building in the world. Is it the Empire State Building? The White House? Or have we completely lost the plot? 😂 We also dive into some of the dumbest ways people have ever died… and trust us, some of them are absolutely mental 😳 Finally, we try to figure out which animals actually have proper jobs 👷🏼‍♂️ Who are the real grafters of the animal kingdom? 😂 This one’s a good one – enjoy! 🙌

  • July 8 · 1 hr 3 min

    #94 - The Podcast Police

    Episode #94– “The Podcast Police” 👮🏻‍♀️ This week we’re riding solo, with Conor joining us from Spain! 🇪🇸 He’s physically in the studio, but mentally he’s floating around the pool on a lilo. 😂 Jeffo has finally made the difficult decision to ban Conor from sharing every detail of his life after one too many personal updates caused absolute chaos. 😂 Karl has officially been promoted to podcast police to keep everyone in check. 👮‍♂️ Conor tells us about a crazy dream that had him waking up convinced someone was in his room… while Jeffo thinks he’s discovered there’s a ghost (or maybe a demon) living in his bedroom and getting right in his face every time he takes a snus. 👀😂 A chaotic episode from start to finish with plenty of laughs—we reckon you’re going to love this one! 😂🙌

  • July 1 · 1 hr 15 min

    #93 - Darragh “The Menace” Ennis

    Episode #92 with Darragh “The Menace” Ennis ⭐ We’re buzzing to be joined by Darragh Ennis – one of Ireland’s brightest minds and one of the fan-favourite from television’s greatest quiz show, The Chase 📺 Darragh takes us behind the scenes of life on and off the show, reveals how the need for a new back door kickstarted his journey onto The Chase 🏠 He shares the incredible story of his life. From being bored in school, to following his girlfriend to Canada 🇨🇦, to working at the University of Oxford 👨🏻‍🔬, to becoming one of the most recognisable faces on Irish and British TV 📺 We ask Darragh a ton of questions 👀, and somehow he ends up asking the most important question of all: “How did I end up on this podcast?” 🤣 An absolute pleasure to have Darragh on for and chat for over an hour and share laughs, stories and great conversation. We loved it, and we know you will too 👏🏻

  • June 24 · 1 hr 4 min

    #92 - Caz

    Episode #92 with Caz ⭐ This week we’re joined by Caz, one of Ireland’s hottest DJs and music producers! With millions of streams, performances at some of the country’s biggest festivals, and surprisingly… a great personality (for a DJ 😉), we had plenty to chat about. Conor kicks things off by admitting he hates DJs and dance music, but somehow Caz wins him over with his “aura and personality” 😂 We ask the hard-hitting questions too… are Calvin Harris and David Guetta sell-outs? 🤣 Caz tells us all about life behind the decks, from DJing in Ibiza to performing on some of Ireland’s biggest stages 👀 We had some laugh yapping with Caz — yous are going to love this one! 🙌

  • June 17 · 1 hr 8 min

    #91 - “WE START FROM NOW!”

    Episode #91 – “WE START FROM NOW” This week we dive into Jeffo’s love life and his recent self-diagnosis as “Asexual” 😂 Conor’s been hooked on Euphoria and everything Sydney Sweeney 👀🤣 while maybe defending certain characters a little too much… We also chat about Jeffo’s 28th birthday 🎂 and debate whether celebrating birthdays as an adult is childish or not 😂 We try and think of the best time to have a birthday, summer or winter ?☀️ Plus, Conor explains why he hates his own birthday since he’s a single man 🤣 Hope you enjoy this one! 🙏🏻

  • June 10 · 1 hr 4 min

    #90 - with Irish Pro Wrestler “The Bull CBL”

    Episode #90 – “The Irish Bull” 🇮🇪🐂 This week we welcome our first-ever wrestler to the podcast, and who better than The Irish Bull! 🙌 With Conor being a huge wrestling fan, this one is a dream come true as we talk all things wrestling while he gets to hold a couple of championship belts 🤣🏆 The Bull tells us about his WWE tryout and how he’s also done extra work for WWE on two separate occasions 👏🏻 We chat about our favourite wrestlers growing up, with Jeffo somehow choosing John Cena because he was “good looking” 👀😂 The Bull also shares the incredible story of how, 10 years after starting training, he got to wrestle the man who was WWE Champion on the very day he began his journey 🤯🔥 An absolute belter full of laughs, great stories, and a fascinating insight into the world of professional wrestling. Enjoy! ⭐

  • June 3 · 1 hr 3 min

    #89 – “The Relationship Gurus” with Eoghan Kelly & Aidan Whelan

    Episode #89 – “The Relationship Gurus” This week we’re joined by Aidan Whelan & Eoghan Kelly 🙌 The lads bring plenty of energy and chaos to the studio as we try to figure out why Aido has gone completely off the radar lately… and whether he’s changing 👀😂 Eoghan tells us about the abuse he got for simply holding his girlfriend’s hand in public — something we’ve all been slagged for at one stage or another 👫🤣 As Conor and Jeffo continue their lifelong struggle of talking to women, the boys step in to share their tips, tricks, and wisdom on how to actually start a conversation 😩😂 Yous are going to enjoy this one! 😂🎙️

  • May 27 · 1 hr 8 min

    #88 – 25(ish) things I hate about you

    Episode #88 – 25(ish) things I hate about you This week it’s just the two of us… and Conor’s list of things that annoy him 😂 From bad drivers to snoring to… women? 🫨 We break down everything while Jeffo gives his thoughts and somehow makes them even worse 🤣 You’re going to enjoy this one — let us know what’s on your list 👀

  • May 20 · 1 hr 4 min

    #87 – Fainting in Manchester 😵

    Episode #87 – “Fainting in Manchester ” 😵 This week we’re flying solo as Jeffo tells the story of his recent trip to Manchester… and how, what should’ve been a quick innocent getaway with his little brother turned into absolute chaos 🤣 From taking on The Cube experience, to his brothers ID being robbed, to the heartbreak of match tickets falling through at the last second 😩 and somehow ending with him fainting in public and needing help from a random woman 👀 Meanwhile, Conor had his own drama at home after helping his nanny up from a fall… only for an awkward comment from a neighbour to make the whole situation unbelievably uncomfortable 😳 So much so he nearly left her on the ground 🤣 It’s an episode of madness, stories, and laughs from start to finish — enjoy folks 🙌🤣

  • May 13 · 1 hr 10 min

    #86 - "Built Not Given" with Alex Nolan

    Episode #86 – “Built Not Given” with Alex Nolan This week we’re joined by the sound fella himself, Alex Nolan 🙌 Alex opens up about the controversy he found himself in last year after a silly mistake he made as an 18 year old and how badly it affected his mental health! But thankfully he turned a negative into a positive and got motivation to help others and build his new empire — Built Not Given 💪🏻 We also chat about him finding faith, well, we tried but we couldn’t help but laugh 🤣 Of course we asked him why he’s not funny anymore now that he’s posting more motivational and gym content 🤣 (He’s still funny) Alex really is building something special and is using his platform to help others better themselves 🙏🏻 A great conversation with plenty of laughs throughout — yous are gonna love this one 🫡

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