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The Wizard Scroll

Chris Bauso

THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight.

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Artwork by Nick Vanamee: https://www.instagram.com/nickvanamee

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Yesterday · 41 min
Mundane Moonsday
Spoiled brat Princess Brunilda is handed everything she could ever ask for on a silver platter (literally). But this Moonsday, she is about to learn an important lesson in generosity or humility or some other dumb shit as her entire worldview is flipped on its head... Cast (in order of appearance) Narrator - Chris Bauso Raccoon - Ben Mills Bill - Chris Bauso Princess Brunilda - Riley Weeks Fruit Man - Ryan DeGraw King Yancy IX - Tyler Moody Guard 1 - Paul Hikari Queen Matilda - Emily Morse-Lee Guard 2 - Chris Bauso Guard 3 - Emily Morse-Lee Guard 4 - Ace D Wizard Azataz the Wize - Jeremy Lemons Brunilda (Boy) - Paul Hikari Veggie Man - DJ Reed Goblin Jesus - Chris Bauso Vendor 1 - Chris Bauso Vendor 2 - Emily Morse-Lee Vendor 3 - Ryan DeGraw Vendor 4 - Floyd Lastname Shopkeep - Ben Mills Dog - Tyler Moody Skunk - Ben Mills Mouse - Ace D Wizard The Pauper - Himself CentaUber Eats - DJ Reed Episode artwork by Nick Vanamee Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story! Songs used: Clock Town First Day & The Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST (A Gamer to the Past Remaster) ; Agitha's Castle, Overpriced Shop, A Beast in the Village, Castle Town, Malo's Mart, Shop Theme, Escorting Prince Ralis, Entering the Throne Room, Death Sword Battle, Sacrifice & Armogohma Clear- LoZ Twilight Princess OST ; Serenade in G Major (Mozart)- Dover Quartet ; Powerless- Amie Waters ; Merlon's Hut, Tutankoopa's Threats 2 & Madam Merlar- Paper Mario OST ; Aftermath- Kevin MacLeod ; Tunneldiving & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Arthur- Ovani Dark Fantasy Volume 2 Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S4 · E6
September 5 · 39 min
WHSM6 | Prom Night of the Living Dead (part 2)
Wizard Highschool Musical part 6 of 6. Umbrelei's gone mad with power, yo! It's up to Azataz, Mr Backsweat and an unlikely ally to put a stop to her rampage before she takes over the whole world! Cast (in order of appearance) Umbrelei the Prom Queen - ⁠⁠Krissi Williams Cheerleader 1 (Emily) - ⁠⁠Taylor Arin Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills The Deej - ⁠DJ Reed⁠⁠ Double Fucker - ⁠⁠AJ DeLong⁠ Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B Cheerleader 2 (Charlotte) - ⁠⁠Emily Morse-Lee⁠⁠ Cheerleader 3 (Gabby) - ⁠⁠Allison Allender⁠⁠ Cheerleader 4 (Tiffany) - Taliee Cheerleader 5 (Ariel) - Ace D Wizard Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠⁠Squid Ludwig Professor Witchlady - ⁠⁠Jess McCoy Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠⁠Scott R McKinley Professor Swampass - ⁠⁠AJ Fidalgo Ms Loretta - Chris Bauso PA Orb Announcer (Mr Howard) - ⁠M Jeffrey Howard Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠⁠Paul Hikari Lady Friends - Jess McCoy Baby Goblin Jesus - Taliee Bully Character - Ace D Wizard Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, DT Carel, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras Episode artwork by Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story! Songs used: Phantom Funhouse Creative Cut & Curious Capers- Adam Dib ; Quiet and Falling & Anxiety- Lena Raine ; Megablast, Skinner, & - Equip & FM Skyline ; The Legend of Ninetales- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Spherical Floating Garden (Neggy Gemmy Remix)- Equip ; Hip Shoppe, Dating Tense!, Dating Start! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Time Gear, Palkia's Onslaught & Temporal Tower- PMD Explorers Remastered ; John Madden Football '93 (Genesis) Title Screen Theme ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Rival's Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi 'Forever and Ever Together' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso 'The Instructional Dance' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Jon Anderson & Ben Mills 'WHSM End Credits Theme' is a parody of the song 'Grease' by Frankie Valli, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with rearrangement by Skyler Giordano, lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Tanya Maksood See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S4 · E5
August 29 · 40 min
WHSM5 | Prom Night of the Living Dead (part 1)
Wizard Highschool Musical part 5 of 6. Umbrelei has fully embraced the dark side, so she's killing ladies and folks left and right. Also Wizard Prom is coming up yayy :) Cast (in order of appearance) Professor Swampass - ⁠AJ Fidalgo Azataz the Wize - ⁠Chris Bauso Randall the Rotund - ⁠Ben Mills Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠Squid Ludwig Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠Gabriel B Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠Krissi Williams Double Fucker - ⁠AJ DeLong⁠ Cheerleader 1 (Emily) - ⁠Taylor Arin Professor Ladywitch - ⁠Jess McCoy The Hall Monitor - SockX Headmaster Dumblesnatch - Scott R McKinley Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills The Deej - DJ Reed⁠⁠ Orctifa - Provolone C Cheerleader 2 (Charlotte) - ⁠Emily Morse-Lee⁠ Cheerleader 3 (Gabby) - ⁠Allison Allender⁠ Cheerleader 4 (Tiffany) - Taliee Cheerleader 5 (Ariel) - Ace D Wizard Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, DT Carel, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras Episode artwork by Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story! Songs used: Curious Capers, Curious Capers Creative Cut & Phantom Funhouse- Adam Dib ; Ancient Ivy Atrium, Dungeon (Giant Claw Remix), Identity (Windows96 Remix), Peaceful Clearing (R23X Remix) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Ladywitch's Classroom- Ben Mills & Chris Bauso ; Harvest Dawn- Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Go For It! (Lo-fi Remix)- Skyler Giordano ; Jiggin the Jig- T Bless the Professionals 'The Math Rap 2' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by James Hart & Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso 'Perfect Wizard Prom' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Emily Morse-Lee 'Long Live the Queen' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Emily Morse-Lee See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S4 · E4
August 22 · 37 min
WHSM4 | The Book and its Consequences
Wizard Highschool Musical part 4 of 6. The students of Wizard Highschool Academy learn the valuable lesson of dealing with loss. Meanwhile, the Headmaster cracks down in his search for Double Forbidden Necromancy for Demented Fucks, Volume II. Cast (in order of appearance) Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠ Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B Professor Witchlady - ⁠Jess McCoy Mr Backsweat - ⁠⁠Ben Mills Mrs Character's Boyfriend - W Kieth Tims Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket Ms Loretta - Chris Bauso Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠Squid Ludwig Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills PA Orb Announcer - M Jeffrey Howard Janitor Willie - ⁠Jon Anderson Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠Scott R McKinley Security Golem 1 - ⁠Pelle Frid⁠ Security Golem 2 - ⁠Devin Keister Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠⁠⁠Krissi Williams The girl who can't believe the unexpected twist - Marie Kim Ouellet Double Fucker - ⁠AJ DeLong⁠ Torturer 1 - Chris Bauso Torturer 2 - Frankie Vega Birthday Girl - Emily Morse-Lee Keeper Winston - NJ Unwin Automated Orb Service - Chris Bauso Meta Narrator - Kier Zhou Orcimedes - SockX Saul Centaursteen - ⁠Tim Jennings Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras Episode artwork by Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story! Songs used: Hymn for Our Brothers- Alon Peretz ; Curious Capers Creative Cut & Moonlit Mischief- Adam Dib ; Turtle Blues & The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; Wondering Cat- Nir Maimon ; Opus No. 1- Tim Carleton ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi 'Ave Maria (cover)' was originally composed by Franz Schubert in 1825, rearranged by Michele Nobler, with lyrics by Franz Schubert, (translated to English by Ben Mills) and vocals by Ben Mills 'We Miss Saul' was based off 'When the Saints Come Marching Home' as made famous by Louis Armstrong, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with lyrics by Chris Bauso, vocals by Chris Bauso & Gabriel B and accordion prowess by Gabriel B 'Double Fucker's Lesson' was arranged by Chris Bauso, with stems by Ben Mills and Patrick Poulson, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by AJ DeLong & Krissi Williams See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S4 · E3
August 15 · 34 min
WHSM3 | Settling the Score
Wizard Highschool Musical part 3 of 6. Azataz' relationship with Umbrelei continues growing strong, while his heated rivalry with Bully Character comes to a climactic end. All while Umbrelei struggles to pass her Wizard Algebra exam, until she gets help from an unlikely source... Cast (in order of appearance) Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B⁠ Saul the Four Legged - ⁠⁠Tim Jennings Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠⁠Krissi Williams Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso Double Fucker - ⁠⁠AJ DeLong⁠⁠ Weed Elemental - Ryan DeGraw Professor Swampass - ⁠AJ Fidalgo Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠Scott R McKinley NPC 3 - ⁠Ben Mills Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari Security Golem 1 - Pelle Frid Security Golem 2 - Devin Kiester Bully Character - Ace D Wizard Big Rat - Skyler Giordano The guy who can't wait to get sloshed - Paul Hikari Jos-Ef - DT Carel Baby Goblin Jesus - Taliee Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras Episode artwork by Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story! Songs used: Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Royalty Free Music ; Curious Capers & Curious Capers Creative Cut- Adam Dib ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Chase- Majora's Mask OST ; Shadowed Cavern, Frappe Snowland (from Mario Kart 64) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Rival Encounter Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Prelude Op 28 No 4- Kashido ; Star Way- Paper Mario OST ; SpaceTimeThought- CTRL S Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi 'Cannabusiness' was written, performed and produced by Ryan DeGraw 'Detungeon Crawl' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso 'Going Fast (Eating Ass)' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S4 · E2
August 8 · 35 min
WHSM2 | Love at First Sip
Wizard Highschool Musical part 2 of 6. Darlene and Saul help Azataz work up the courage to ask out the new girl, Umbrelei the Gothic. Though unbeknownst to them all, she is about to start harboring a very dangerous fugitive in her backpack... Cast (in order of appearance) Cheerleader 1 - Taylor Arin Cheerleader 2 - Emily Morse-Lee Cheerleader 3 - Allison Allender Cheerleader 4 - Taliee Cheerleader 5 - Ace D Wizard Cheerleader 6 - Providence Colucci Azataz the Wize - ⁠Chris Bauso Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠Gabriel B Saul the Four Legged - ⁠Tim Jennings Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills⁠ Fantasy Football Announcer - James Hart Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠Krissi Williams Janitor Willie - Jon Anderson Bully Character - Ace D Wizard Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills Creme Hauz Waitress - Providence Colucci Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket Double Fucker - AJ DeLong Willie Jr - ⁠Jess McCoy Episode artwork by Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story! Songs used: Champions League- Veaceslav Draganov ; Go For It (Lo-Fi Instrumental Remix)- Skyler Giordano ; Rival Encounter Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Gymnopedie No 1- Ada Ragimov ; Dark Tension- Kyle Preston ; The Unknown- KeMi ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip 'Go For It! (feat. Mr Backsweat)' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Gabriel B, Ben Mills, Taylor Arin, Emily Morse-Lee, Allison Alender, & Taliee 'Magic Broomstick Ride' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams 'The Tragedy of the Double Fucker' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by AJ DeLong See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
August 2 · 1 hr 3 min
Presenting Dungeons & Drimbus: Blood 'n' Booty
Special thanks to the Dungeons & Drimbus crew for partaking in this feed swap of sorts! Song used: Marked- Alexander Nakarada ~~~ The Source Seas are a dangerous place. But the real danger lurks in those who sail it… Join Captain Bloodbags and the Vampirates on a swashbuckling journey of blood and bountiful pirate booty! The sixth season of Actual Play comedy podcast, Dungeons & Drimbus promises a naughty nautical adventure that is equal parts darkness and absurdity. The adventure kicks off as the Vampirates chase down no good scoundrels harassing the small town of Baker’s Bay. They may be pirates, but Captain Bloodbags has three rules: 1. Harm no innocents 2. Let no foul deed go unpunished 3. Do not die. There is work to be done. The Vampirates seek fortune, run from their demons, and discover dark secrets as they sail the stormy Source Seas. All played with the Mischief TTRPG with Vampirism and Sailing expansions! Like all Drimbus seasons, Blood ‘n’ Booty is a standalone adventure in the Drimbus universe with full immersive sound design, big action scenes, and even bigger personalities. The cast of professional actors bring their comedy A-game, plenty of heart, and only occasional outrage at the horrors inflicted on them. Episodes publish every Friday. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S4 · E1
August 1 · 34 min
WHSM1 | First Day
Wizard Highschool Musical part 1 of 6. Young Azataz returns to Wizard Highschool Academy for his senior year of studies. But when the new girl catches his eye, the wizard in training suddenly has more on his mind than getting good marks... Cast (in order of appearance) Azataz the Wize - Chris Bauso Professor Swampass - AJ Fidalgo Orgonoth the Awful - Paul Hikari Quidzel the Exquisite - Squid Ludwig Saul the Four Legged - Tim Jennings Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills Darlene the Spectacular - Gabriel B Umbrelei the Gothic - Krissi Williams NPC 1 - Ben Mills NPC 2 - Taylor Arin NPC 3 - Ben Mills Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket Lunch Ladies - Devin Kiester Orcimedes - SockX Bully Character - Ace D Wizard Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills Headmaster Dumblesnatch - Scott R McKinley Professor Ladywitch - Jess McCoy Episode artwork by Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story! Songs used: Curious Capers & Curious Capers Creative Cut- Adam Dib ; Rival's Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Duck Duck Goose- Inon Zur ; This Blue Moon (Instrumental)- Ian Post ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip 'WHSM Opening Credits Theme' is a parody of the song 'Grease' by Frankie Valli, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with rearrangement by Skyler Giordano, lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Tanya Maksood 'Someone' was arranged by Qracle, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams 'King of the Gym' was performed with 0 prep-time by Ben Mills, using the instrumental song 'Teddy Bear Waltz' by Kevin MacLeod 'Ladywitch's Lesson' was arranged by Ben Mills with lyrics by Ben Mills, Chris Bauso & Jess McCoy and vocals by Jess McCoy 'The Math Rap' was arranged by Skyler Giordano with lyrics by James Hart and vocals by Chris Bauso & AJ Fidalgo 'Someone Reprise' was arranged by Ben Mills, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
July 18 · 1 min
Schmoe Brannigan's Promotional Feature 2026
Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovely ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the upcoming season 4 soon on an RSS feed near you! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Episode Artwork by ⁠⁠Ben Mills WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington Song used: Identity- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 1 · 14 min
Omega Star 7- Oops all Chris Special: The Bauso Cut
The spatute of splimitations has officially run dry on this SUPER SECRET installment of Omega Star 7! Djyn quests to the local Spaffle House Establishment to find and retrieve a mcguffin of sorts for his boss. Written by Chris Bauso Pre-production assembly by Chris Bauso Produced by Chris Bauso Cast (in order of appearance): Chris Bauso as Himself Chris Bauso as Djyn Chris Bauso as Zoots McKenzie Chris Bauso as Mikey Deez Chris Bauso as Lu Maldonado Chris Bauso as DOC Chris Bauso as Little Shit Chris Bauso as Fly Man Chris Bauso as Dr Graves Chris Bauso as Billy Craters Chris Bauso as Jon Taffer Chris Bauso as KHAR'GANH THE DESTROYER Songs used: OS7 Szn5 Theme Song, Bubblegum & Ludicrous Speed, - Skyler Giordano ; DUNGEON, Alchemist's Corridor, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Coherence- Amie Waters See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 29, 2025 · 45 min
The Wizard Scroll of Oz
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way... Cast (in order of appearance) Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠ the boy - ⁠Himself⁠ Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠ Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠ Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso Jack Link - Chris Bauso Billy Mays - Himself Dr Oz - ⁠AJ Fidalgo⁠ Gnomes - Chris Bauso Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy Robert - Chris Bauso Tin Man - Himself Bongzilla - Tyler Moody Boy Genius - ⁠DT Carel⁠ 'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso Orc J Simpson - Himself Show Artwork by ⁠Nick Vanamee⁠ Background Ambiences by ⁠Michael Ghelfi⁠ Songs used: Tiki Village- ⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠ ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- ⁠Equip⁠ ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox⁠ ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- ⁠Qracle⁠ ; Mondays & Fridays- ⁠Pizza Tower OST⁠ ; Cbat- ⁠Hudson Mohawke⁠ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sep 23, 2025 · 1 hr 28 min
WH50: Wizard Scroll Q&A Special
Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones! Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠ Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠ Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠ Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mar 28, 2025 · 1 hr 26 min
A Pint of Cthulhu Crossover: Tales from the Waffle Brothel House
Check out A Pint of Cthulhu wherever fine podcasts are found! The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story. This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios. Featuring Jon as Frankenphone Matt as Darth Kermitus Sorin as Anne Gore Flower as Ragnor Seymore Links to everything: linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Songs used: NEW GAIA (2018), Meta Crystal, Wholehearted Elation & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Forest Tavern- SynFantasy Vol3 ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz ; Slightly Ov- Art Against Agony ; Metal Crusher, Oh My..., Death by Glamour, CORE & Power of NEO- Toby Fox Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 21, 2024 · 11 min
Ba Humbug: A Space Christmas Carol
On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release! Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & Wronghalf Tim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen AJ Fidalgo as Professor Swampass Scott R McKinley as Headmaster Dumblesnatch Jess McCoy as Schmella & Schmelvin Episode Artwork by Ben Mills Songs used: Another Way In (SEWERS) & Frappe Snowland- Equip ; Chill- Toby Fox ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; c a t a p h a t i c- Amie Waters ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumental Deep Space Dark Ambience by Bjorn Lynne See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Nov 9, 2024 · 2 hr 1 min
Quest to the Wizard's Basement: Complete Supercut Edition
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode! THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 James Hart as Several Homunculi Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon Songs used (Part 1): WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST Songs used (Part 2): SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies Songs used (Part 3): Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, & Coral Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott Songs used (Part 4): Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Apr 20, 2024 · 25 min
4/20 Greenout Special III: Gas, Grass & Ass
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all... Starring Chris Bauso as Shawn Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth Sky Fieri as Kai Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody ; Factory Panic & Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab, Classroom Chaos (Cortex), N. Brio and N. Tropy, Rusty Walrus Chase & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Spider Dance- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Hell- Diablo 1 OST ; it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 10, 2024 · 26 min
Presenting No Return: The Bards of Sada Emedu
Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts! Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip ~~~ It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu. Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/ Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle. Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair. This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson Cole Lumbo is played by Chris Bauso See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 30, 2023 · 1 min
Introducing: Wizard Scroll NIGHTS
Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed. Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S3 · E11
Nov 25, 2023 · 33 min
3-11 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt4
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J. Questmann Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 James Hart as Several Homunculi Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee Gavin Reiser as Daniel Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
S3 · E10
Oct 28, 2023 · 26 min
3-10 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt3
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim... THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny) James Hart as Homunculi #2 & #3 (Todd & Fredrick) Gavin Reiser as Daniel Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, Coral Chamber, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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