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Brian and Brian

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October 15 · 18 min
S. 8888 Ep. 37 The Vatican, the Plague and Testicles.
Send us Fan Mail On this excitement filled episode of the Sewerage Hammeroid Excrement, Barry and Bevan are disembowled and used as Crab bait. Fuckers. Brian and one of the other Brians' digest world events using Braille and a large stick. Always the optimist, Brian calls a spade a spade and a Dog a Goat. Fuckin hilarious if you've been on the Heroin for years. To humour the various suppliers, advertisers and the seven on call Prostitutes, the Herring Legal Department put forward that the Brian's not only bring in more revenue but up the ante when it comes to social gatherings and pressing the flesh in the wider community. Of course, the Brian's took it on board, discussed it all, decided to act and burnt the Legal Department to the fucking ground. Cunts. On a heart-warming note, Brian found a stray cat. Took it home, bathed it, fed it and used as the fire starter for said fire mentioned above. Glorious.
October 1 · 27 min
S 8888 Ep 9 Bevan Sex Dolls. Lumberjack Soup and the Vatican.
Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian visit their old Mate, Confidant and Boozing partner, the Pope, at his place. The usual shenanigans ensue and before you know it, everyone that's clothed is dressed as a Pirate. Brian, the absolute connessuir of fine food, alcoholic drinks and opium is intrigued and filled with joy at the taste of the Lumberjack Soup. Sitting in the Vatican Bar on level 7 Brian imbibes in multiple bowls of said soup, while playing Badminton with a Leper and a Bishop. Both Brian's discuss at length with Pope Americanna about the white wafers he hands out during Church service to the great unwashed. He laughs and cajoles the Brian's when it is put to him that the said wafers should be able to be used in the Vatican Slot machines, just as Jeezus would have wanted it. On a startling note, Archbishop Pustule self combusted when the Choir boys sang to him. Fucker.
September 17 · 23 min
S 8888 Ep 2 Homeless People with Jobs, Titillation and Chickens.
Send us Fan Mail On this week's Episplode, Brian and Brian explain Geography for our loyal and simple listeners. Yes, Zimbabwe is mentioned and covered extensively by Brian using many languages, a chicken and a bucket. The other, but more important subject both Brian's fussed over is to do with is the good old Bus Terminus and associated outbuildings, the free busrides, the graffiti and the stabbings. All good wholesome fun but never on time. Brian pinpoints a grand old time when every adult in Orstraylya and a few kiddies sat down in front of the black and white tele and watched Pick a Corpse. Those heady days with Bob and Dolly Dyer. Yes, everyone tuned in to watch Dolly swallow flaming Bats and fight Chimpanzees. All of this while Bob smoked 20 Rothmans and balanced plates on his head. Fuckin magnificent viewing and the first show to incorporate swollen unalive humans. Great stuff. Better than Neighbours or fuckin Romper Room, Idiots. On a surprising note, Bevan catches fire during the last 4 seconds of this episode, don't turn off early, this is award winning stuff and shit.
S20 · E26
September 3 · 31 min
S 20 Ep 26 Laurie Priddy, Brunch Coats, Hessian and Tongues.
Send us Fan Mail After a large amount of divergence, disregard and discrepancies, both Brian's confer at great length about the seriousness of Livestock roaming the Auditoriums of most Capital Cities and a small country town that's now underwater. Once the discussion hits a resonance not seen at Herring Central this Millenia, Brian unleashes a monologue of torture and self servingness that even Mr. Umbecki was frowning and contemplating suicide. Of course both Brian's reminisce about the grand old days of Mrs. Priddy and her long dead husband Laurie. Yes, those heady days of fashion, head lice, Dung Beatles, Brunch Coats, Sodomy, and oh yes, the Salad and Offal days of lower Chermside Heights and beyond. Finally on an absolutely thrilling and enjoyable note, Bevan is carried off by a swarm of Locusts and has not been missed one fuckin bit. The Cunt.
S101 · E101
August 20 · 21 min
Jail Time, Loopholes and Necro-Beastiality for Beginners
Send us Fan Mail After a lengthy hiatus, the Brians can now reveal they have been on a double secret undercover operation to find out whether souvlaki can cure cancer. Although the results were spectacularly vague, it was confirmed that it can actually cause cancer if smeared on the genitals incorrectly. On a lighter note.....feathers. PS Some shit the lawyer said to put in if we didn't want to go to jail again. Cunts! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/alex-besss/the-last-prophecy License code: 3H7STJVHH0LJ8VQS
S4 · E92
May 7 · 33 min
The Antarctic Ice Company, Johnny Bic and Whale Fuelled Racing Cars
Send us Fan Mail In this weeks episode Brian and Brain and not so much Barry, go on a fishing expedition in the heartland of downtown Antarctica. Brian strikes upon the idea of harvesting ice mites as a substitute fuel source only to realise that he is not wearing any pants and may freeze his enormous stoic off. Meanwhile Bevan enters Barry's icehole and hilarity and pneumonia break out. On a more serious note, the ghost of Mawson's Hut appears at the chemist and enquires about cough medicine.
S666 · E2387
April 16 · 13 min
Let's be Frank! Thring is the Thing! Available in all Nightclubs and Abattoirs in the Not So Grate Metropolitan Area Near Ewe.
Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian recount their endless summer days of dementia and go-karting the slopes of Mt Kilimanjaro in a one piece bathing suit. Paw Paws are now in season for $6.99 a cubit and the winter snows are rapidly approaching the border of Australia and Mrs Pretty's residence by the rubbish tip. All this spells fun, frivolity and chemical burns for Barry and Bevan. On a lighter note The End of Days is coming along nicely.
S666 · E1
April 2 · 30 min
S 666 Ep 1 Easter Eggs and The Bones of God.
Send us Fan Mail On this special 1956 revised edition of, "Is your Mother a Barnacle" The Brian's take stock and a bit of a chance on an Easter gather a thon, that is, a Play with Sperm Whales as characters, a light show and a Duck with Arthritis and Gangrene. In Part 2 of this Epiglottis of fun, debauchery and sewing, Brian discusses the finer points of boozing in the Bar on level 7 of the Vatican. Yes, that magnificent room full of Offal, Vagabonds and ornate Sherry glasses that glow in the dark. Brian not only discusses the rights and wrongs of the Holy Cataclysmic Church, he pushes all of the buttons to turn the Bar into a Labryinth of mayhem and Semen. Jolly good fun, and Pope Doug loved it, literally. On an interesting note, Barry does a good deed as an Uber Eats cycler. He delivers a free feast to some poor blind kiddies, but gets struck by lightning before arrival. Funny as fuck. Amen.
S665 · E1
March 19 · 18 min
Seal Clubbing, Mawson's Hut Franchises and the Kremlin Nightclub
Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brain reveal the astonishing news that Brian is absconding...I mean emigrating from the infamous Lawnton Heights Herring Compound to the Antartica thingy. This is where the Mawson's Hut Franchise Empire is being launched as soon as Ji Ji PINGGG! can drag himself away from the Kremlin Nightclub and cut the ribbon with a tank. On a less interesting note, Barry reprises his Tony Award winning role as the corpse of Tony Abbottt and scares the local children to death, much the same way as Tonnyyy himself did when he was kind of alive.
S666 · E113
February 19 · 33 min
Nail Guns, Crucifixtion, Dadaism and PVC
Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians explore the donkey powered compressor and how low cost condominiums were built in the Middle Ages. Also Bevan watches on as Barry is stuffed into a piece of PVC tubing and fired into the desert where he meets a host of hilarious characters who kill and eat him. As well as also, the miracle of Jesus turning lesbians into fish is discussed by a number of historical experts in the nude. In a lighter vein, Bevan is also stuffed into a PVC pipe but is too fat to get out.
S666 · E111
January 29 · 29 min
S 666 Ep 111 Errol Flynn, Pirates and Mawsons Hut.
Send us Fan Mail After starting the New Year with a bang, the Brian's continue on their quest to inform the loyal Earth millions of the trauma and tempest that will engulf them like a fat kid eating a cake. Brian, in his wisdom and obvious likelihood that he really has brain damage discusses the reasons why Orstraylya has to be given the rights to hosting the Winter Olympics on the beautiful shores of Antarctica. Yes, that barren wasteland that Orstraylya owns. Arctic Pigeon racing and the Polar Koala Bear shooting will be incorporated into the other 1278 sports and stuff. Brian mentions the Adriatic Ocean or was it Sea. He has no fucking idea and don't look it up, he's about as good at geography as Donald Trump is at telling the truth. Fucked, is the answer. It's Mr. McMurtrie's fault he claims. Fucker! Sorry, that's an in-house joke. On a thoughtful note, Bevan was decapitated in a spoon bending experiment. Good, fuck him too.
S666 · E333
January 8 · 24 min
S 666 Ep 333 Glow in the Dark Lead.
Send us Fan Mail Brian, Brian, the other Brian and Barry return from The Vatican to establish the heads up for the coming year. After much discussion, opium and arm wrestling with Pope Moe, both Brian's conclude that 20mm Drainage Lead will be the go-to item at Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement, Pope Blessed Drainage Lead and Lead Kitty Litter requisites for years if not months ahead. Brian talks at length about 3I Atlas docking at Lawnton Heights and the kerfuffle, wondrous sights and Olive Oil that flowed in, over and around Old Gympie Road and into the water catchment areas as well as the playgrounds. Just good solid healthy environmental stuff we all yearn for and stuff. On a serious and eye catching note, Bevan gets hit in the eye with a New Year's Eve aborted rocket type item the Brian's were keeping for a special apocalyptic reason. Fuck him.
S666 · E999
Dec 25, 2025 · 23 min
S 666 Ep 999 Santa Claus and Satan Noclaws debate Olive Oil. The good, the bad and the oily.
Send us Fan Mail On this intriguing Christmas edition of Why is my son a Gorilla, Brian and Brian reveal all of the truths and just a bit of made up stuff about Jesus. Yes, son of Dog, the all fearing and somewhat despondant chap who became the Messiah we all talk about this day just to receive gifts and maybe a free lunch. With sleigh bells ringing and Santa's helpers, Jeremy, Leroy, Basil, Doug and Tyrone furiously assembling gifts for the kiddies of the world and Santa's Tobbacanist and Sleigh provider, Jimmy, of Sleighs are Us and Requisites tending to the needs of vagabonds worldwide, we capture the essence of what is a religious nonsense and other patronising ways. Brian broaches the subject of a virgin birth, necrophilia, autism and incest in an interesting section that should see the Brian's either win a Nobel Peace Prize or be never heard of again. Get into it and vote now!! On a touching note, Bevan mows Paddock 58 on Brian's property and decides to unclog a blockage while the mower's running. All good stuff, spirit and slashed arteries.
S709 · E710
Dec 11, 2025 · 26 min
S 709 Ep 710 Triceratops, Koalas, Charles Darwin and Anal Cream.
Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian find good use for a stunned Rat on this week's heart-warming episode of the Herrings. Yes, Rats with mobility issues always rate well in the Cyberspace world and don't the Brian's milk it, literally for all its worth. Speaking of the AI Atlas Celestial-a-tron, Brian speaks way too long and far beyond a reasonable grasp of the English language about dirt, gases, grit and gravel just to give Mick O'Reilly some cheap advertising. It's a fuckin menace and heads will roll. Or at least be ripped off and stuff. Brian pinpoints the time and events that will go down in history when Anal Cream is the de rigeur item for all homosexuals about town. In an inspiring section of tonight's Poo, Barry gets hit in the head with a Pick Handle. Jolly good fun and shit.
S9001 · E4
Nov 27, 2025 · 16 min
Whales Visit the Gold Coast and Wreak Havoc at the Casino
Send us Fan Mail This weeks episode has been cobbled together with thoughts, prayers and liquid gravel by Barry whilst he is in offshore detention. Unfortunately Barry has been scooped up in a "Homeless Clean Up" campaign introduced by Queenslands own political potato Adrian Christafoolish. The government does not regard an old suitcase under a set of stairs an actual dwelling, although we do believe the local government will be renting out such spaces come the Brisbanuim Olympic Games in 2032 or whenever it is. Once the correct bribes are directed to the appropriate council members, Barry should be out of detention and back to work at Herring Headquarters where he is the backbone and anal passage of the editorial and saliva department. On a more sombre note, it has been revealed by Doctor Dennis Dentist that Bevan's cancer has either gone into remission after 62% of his body was cut out or maybe he only had scabies in the first place. Either way he is doing well and we are putting his insurance money to good use on prostitutes, alcohol and whale blubber.
S9001 · E3
Nov 24, 2025 · 24 min
S 9001 Ep 3 The Complete End of Human Civilisation - The Director's Cut
Send us Fan Mail As the AI Atlas 3000 hurtles through the Milky Way on a collision course with Billy Mumy and Captain Spock on the Goodship Lollypop, the Brian's discuss at breath the fascination of space travel and skin infections. Brian ponders the new world order that is RFK and his magnificent brainial thing that keeps churning out words of wisdom in his velvet voice only a helicopter blade could understand. Also, the Chinese have ventured into the world of skid marks and inter galactic fun with the new version of the Titanic. Great viewing for the kiddies and the mentally redundant. On a serious and somewhat comforting note, Barry and Bevan re invent the wheel and get hit by a bus on Gympie Road. Fuckers.
S11 · E11
Oct 31, 2025 · 32 min
The Melbourne Cup, Diarrhea and the Golden Shotgun
Send us Fan Mail The race that startles a nation, The Melbourne Cup; will this year be hosted by Albo's BBQ Bonanza and Abattoir Requisites. Millions of dollars are gambled away this first Tuesday in November, but Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albuquerque will make sure all the kiddies of these degenerate gambling addicts will not go hungry. All 257 horses running in this years race will be humanely massacred, chain sawed into lumps and gracefully charred on an open gasoline fuelled BBQ. Kiddies that can prove their parents are a disgrace will be force fed equine cuisine and taken away to be raised in detention camps. Bloody good initiative Albo. On a lighter note Bevan and Barry are in for a surprise when they dress up in a horse costume for Fashions on the Field and get gelded.
S1234 · E5678
Oct 16, 2025 · 29 min
The Best Wi-Fi on Mars, Neural Links, Marmosets and Your Mum.
Send us Fan Mail In another delightfully stupid week full of herring, Brian and Brian recount the halogen days of Australia Post and Brian's relationship with all and sundry who work at Lower Lawnton Heights most successful stamp and assault weapon emporium, JJ's Stamps and Ammo. On a heavier note, the Brians catch up with your mum and give her some long overdue badminton lessons.
Oct 2, 2025 · 17 min
Australia Rules Football, Cancer and Hot Dogs
Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians investigate startling allegations that Orstralia is not Orstria and anyway they can't play football with or without incriminating photos of grown men with members of another species. Later in the episode, after a visit to the United Nations; the Brians manage to convince 190 member states to exclusively use hot dog cannons in all future wars. The Russkies and Yanks still like the good old days and no one gives a fuck what the Israelianites think. Cunts. On a lighter note Barry volunteers to be tied down on a bull ant nest until he tells Bevan where he hid his mum.
S911 · E119
Sep 18, 2025 · 30 min
S 911 Ep 119 Badminton with the Police and Soapboxes.
Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian discuss the intricacies of dealing with the local Police department and the ways and means of making it a good business decision. From securing lost property and stolen goods, to hoarding physical evidence to be put before the Courts, the Brian's detail the size of the Shed and Pit required to relieve the Coppers of the stuff and allow you to store it at your location. For a fee, the Brian's will show you how to successfully pilfer from said stash and stuff and show a healthy balance sheet at years end. For another sizeable fee Barry can be enlisted to chart your Tax evasion course. Brian remarks that our Australian and Southern Hemisphere Lord, Anthony Albowbenesieeee is hitting his straps as he instructs the Orange Turd in the US about how to suck on a Tarriff and how to ignore phone calls, let alone his innate ability to get drunk just by touching a bottle of Stout. On a magnificent sight for sore eyes, Barry gets gored by a Bull with herpes. Unbelievably callous and raucously hilarious and stuff.

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