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The Rewatcher

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Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions.

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S2 · E40
Wednesday · 1 hr 7 min
True Blood: I'm Alive and On Fire (S4E4)
Eric continues to be pathologically adorbs after injesting a full fairy! Drunk off of her Sunny D-licious blood, he gets the zoomies, challenges crocodiles to fights, and pinches Sookie's butt with reckless abandon. We honestly don't know how she survived this! Jason manages to escape the hellscape that is Hotshot. Tommy seeks out the comfort of family, Terry gets a scare, and Pam gets a rough lesson in manners. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash tells us what Tommy's rose and the thorn are, Alain
S2 · E39
September 9 · 1 hr 12 min
True Blood: If You Love Me, Why Am I Dying? (S4E3)
Sookie attempts to go against her instincts to help Eric who seems concussed or something! He doesn't know her name, and even more alarming, is kind of being sweet. Pam BEGS Sookie to play babysitter until they are able to fix whatever is wrong with him. Meanwhile, Lala wants to clear his conscience, Jessica wants to clear Hoyt's memory, and Arlene wants to clear whatever demon is inhabiting baby Mikey's new/old doll! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie pledges to be gutter-maxing when it comes to
S2 · E38
September 2 · 1 hr 9 min
True Blood: You Smell Like Dinner (S4E2)
Reeling from her short rendezvous in the witness protection faerie realm, Sookie continues to be shocked by HOW MUCH has changed. Eric wants her to be HIS, Bill is the freaking king, and everyone is telling her that she's in CRAZY danger if she doesn't accept Eric's offer for protection OR hide out somewhere. Taratoni returns to Bon Temps and is quickly reminded of WHY she left this crazy-ass place. Arlene struggles with her evil baby, and Jason finds himself in a compromised position in Hotsh
S2 · E37
August 26 · 1 hr 17 min
True Blood: She's Not There (S4E1)
We're back and we have some notes! We pick up with Sookie getting whisked away to the witness protection faerie realm, and things are not okay! not for Sookie, Not for the other humans in the realm, and CERTAINLY not for us rewatches who were thrown by this weird interlude! We get back on track though, and shit has CHANGED in Bon Temps! Sookie's house has been sold. Jason is babysitting a V addicted Andy. Jesus is STILL pressuring Lala to get all magical n shit. Baby Mikey is an adorable baby p
S1 · E155
August 19 · 1 hr 24 min
The Relistener: HUSH with Doug Jones!
Today we are relistening to one of our favorite episodes of Season 1 of The Rewatcher when Ash & Alaina sat down with everyone's favorite monster-actor, Doug Jones!!!
S2 · E36
August 12 · 1 hr 45 min
True Blood: "Evil Is Going On" (S3E12)
Rewatchers! We have made it to the Season 3 Finale, and we've got a hefty episode to share with you! We start with two hot dogs in the sun-- Russell & Eric. Eric is having hallucinations that is influencing his plans for Russell! Sookie is OVER the vampire of it all they ALL suck, and she's not going tot take being a pawn in their reindeer games anymore. Meanwhile, Tara can't catch a freaking break, Sam has lost the freaking plot, and Jason is attempting to SAVE hotshot now?? I know. We can't
S2 · E35
August 5 · 1 hr 14 min
True Blood: "Fresh Blood" (S3E11)
Bill bamfs to Fangtasia to rescue Sookie, but Pam gets Holistic on his ass. Eric seeks Russell out to put an offer on the table that he is unable to refuse. Lafayette's psyche is broken after his V experience with Jesus. Arlene enlists Holly to help her with her serial murder baby bump. Sam has a complete meltdown and pushes everyone away except for Tara who is unable to catch an offing break!
S1 · E154
July 29 · 1 hr 6 min
The Relistener: Episode 1 of Buffy (Welcome to the Hellmouth)
Rewatchers! We are revisiting the episode that started it all! Join us in listening to S1:E1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Welcome to the Hellmouth! We will be back NEXT WEDNESDAY with an all new episode! See you then!
S2 · E34
July 22 · 1 hr 14 min
True Blood: "I Smell a Rat" (S3E10)
Sookie is less than psyched with the revelation of what she is, and Bill explains why it makes things for Sookie SO MUCH MORE dangerous! Eric comes (in a slutty lil shirt) to say goodbye to Sookie and give a warning. Jason struggles with PTSD and gets honest with Tara. Summer is all horned up and ready to fooook! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash has flashbacks to a middle school dance, Alaina loves how Mary throws ass, and Mikie wonders why Tommy always looks wet. And don’t forget to follow us
S2 · E33
July 15 · 1 hr 31 min
True Blood: "Everything is Broken" (S3E9)
With the ambush on Sookie’s house behind them, Bill and Sookie look to make amends and figure out WTF cookie *is*! Crystal gets tracked down, and she and Jason make a series of unfortunate choices that get multiple hospitalized, and tests their new relationship. Tara gets makes steps to move on from her traumatic getaway, but finds Franklin’s shadow hard to escape. Eric & Pam are placed on house arrest by the Authority as Russell is COMPLETELY unhinged by the death of Talbot. Rewatch, Listen &
S2 · E32
July 8 · 1 hr 31 min
True Blood: " Night on the Sun" (S3E8)
With Sookie freshly traumatized by how animalistic (in a bad way) Bill was, we all grab our tissues and brace for a break up! Lafayette continues to be the BEST kind of person to have around after crazy shite, and Alcide worries about leaving Sookie behind when he heads back home. Meanwhile Jason puffs out his chest around Crystal's family and Arlene gets a ghostly visitor! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash rescinds her previously "thrown in towel" for Bill, Alaina admits that Eric could convince
S2 · E31
June 24 · 1 hr 5 min
True Blood: Hitting the Ground (S3E7)
Lorena TOTALLY gets why Bill is so obsessed with Sookie and happily nomnomnoms on Sookie's ass much to Bill's dismay. Tara & Alcide escape immediate danger, but worry about loose ends left behind! Eric has an appointment with the Magister, and Jason just wants to get some Crystal! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash officially throws in her towel on bill's bullshit, Mikie loses his mind about some VERY talented and adorable canine actors, and Alaina hates on a double negative moment! And don’t forg
S2 · E30
June 17 · 1 hr 5 min
True Blood: I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues (S3E6)
With knowledge of Sookie's sparkly jazz hands, Russell takes Bill & Sookie back to his home. He interrogates Sookie, and orders Lorena to kill Bill. Franklin lets it slip that Sookie is in the house, and Tara formulates a plan. Back in Bon Temps, Lafayette and Jesus' date comes to an abrupt end, Jason has girl problems, and Jessica decides to give Arlene a good ending to a shitty night! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we bask in Eric's slutty little blue sweater, we revel in Eric's seductive ways, an
S2 · E29
June 10 · 1 hr 5 min
True Blood: Trouble (S3E5)
Franklin continues to be an absolute menace, and poor Tara rolls with his mood to stay on his good side. Eric pulls a Hail Mary, but fumbles when the vampire he blames is none other than Russell's newest Sheriff- BILL Compton! But Russell finds out that Bill is LYIN' to him, and is furious, putting Sookie in peril (again). Back in Bon Temps, Jason follows a siren's song (according to Ash), Terry is overjoyed by the way life is giving him ALL the normal blessings, and Jessica deals some much n
S2 · E28
June 3 · 1 hr 16 min
True Blood: 9 Crimes (S3E4)
Sookie goes undercover to get intel on Bill's whereabouts and imperils herself in the process. Tara and Franklin's meetcute turns meetTerrifying right quick! Eric apparently smells like the North Sea and isn't insulted about it (question mark?) The Jason pendulum continues to swing! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we start a new weekly segment, Ash is brave and admits that her REWATCHER picker might be broken and Alaina leans in to appreciation of Eric! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher
S2 · E27
May 27 · 1 hr 22 min
True Blood: It Hurts Me Too (S3E3)
Eric throws himself into the fray to protect Sookie from harm, and gets some precious information about Bill's whereabouts. Tara is dickmatized, and Jason is ready to join the fuzz! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash finds a new beau to focus on after utter betrayal, Alaina is treated to multiple exposures to Eric Northman's cocky charm , and Mikie marvels at some extremely smart music decisions!. And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!
S2 · E26
May 20 · 1 hr 21 min
True Blood: Beautifully Broken (S3E2)
We're BACK in Bon Temps, and MAN this episode is PACKED with exposition! Sookie is hell bent on chasing every lead, even when it brings her to Eric's Doorstep! Jason starts an arc of redemption, and Tara gets a reality slap from Lafayette. Meanwhile, Bill is being held hostage by the King of Mississippi, and no amount of gourmet blood courses is going to erase the fact that shit is sketchyAF! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash worries that Bill's intentions haven't always been pure, Alaina gets ha
S2 · E25
May 6 · 1 hr 6 min
True Blood: Bad Blood (S3E1)
Rewatchers!! We made it to SEASON THREE and things are getting wild! We pickup in the absolute mess that the finale left us in. Sookie unsuccessfully attempts to get the fuzz on Bill's trail, Tara is spinning out of control, and Eric has issues of royal proportion! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we get horrified by distracted driving, Mikie tries to find a tasteful term and fails miserably, and we decide that it's on SIGHT with Stanley! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagra
S2 · E24
April 29 · 1 hr 23 min
True Blood: Beyond Here Lies Nothin' (S2E12)
We pick up where we left off with Sookie losing her damn mind as Tara tends to Eggs AND the weird giant egg in Gran's bed! unfortunately for her, Maryann has ideas on how she wants her reunion with her god to go, and they include Sookie! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash lives for the folk horror of it all, Mikie is obsessed with this episode’s music game, and we continue to mourn Scrub Daddy’s lost innocence! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus conten
S2 · E23
April 22 · 1 hr 9 min
True Blood: Frenzy (S2E11)
With Bill being held hostage by the whims of the Brat Queen, Bon Temps continues to unravel into debauchery! Tara hones in on exploiting Lettie Mae's weakness. Sam calls upon an unlikely ally, and Sookie is drawn back to her house of horrors. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash bares her soul to mystified silence, Alaina wants to steal Sophie-Ann's look, and Mikie's euphemism almost gets him thrown in pod lab jail! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus cont

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