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The Pitt Crew

The Pitt Crew

Welcome to THE PITT CREW - a podcast dedicated to discussing HBO Max’s THE PITT. Join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they work through the details and dilemmas of Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center and struggle to hold their pee between union-mandated bathroom breaks.

And… in their off time, join Camille, Mal, and Robert in THE PUCK CREW, where they discuss Crave’s hit original series HEATED RIVALRY and the books that started it all. The door code is 1919 - which we’re totally chill about because there’s no hidden sentimentality at all there. None at all.

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  • Thursday · 1 hr 43 min

    Boris: An Artist. A Wordsmith.

    Welcome to THE PITCH CREW. This week, join Mal, Camille, and Robert as they discuss episodes one and two of Slo Pitch season one (now streaming in Canada, the UK, and Ireland!) They'll discuss graffiti set design, Joanne's downbadism, and Nadine Bhabha as Mommy. Wanna go ad-free? Join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • September 21 · 2 hr 13 min

    Did Ilya Rozanov Just... Adopt Troy Barrett?

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapter eighteen of The Long Game and chapter five of Role Model by Rachel Reid -- AKA The Long Model. They'll discuss Ilya's spiritual connection to Bella Swan (yes, that one), how stinky Troy is, and how badly Troy Barrett needs a man to fix him. Also, Ilya's not not thinking about... that. Wanna go ad-free? Join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • September 14 · 2 hr 16 min

    Only REAL Boys Can Have Quarter Life Crises, Troy Barrett

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters three and four of Role Model by Rachel Reid. They'll talk about how painfully not self-actualized Troy is, nature vs. nurture re: Shane & Troy, and Harris's unwavering goodness and optimism. Wanna go ad-free? Join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • September 7 · 2 hr 17 min

    The Centaurs Get a Puppy (And Also Troy Barrett)

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapter seventeen of The Long Game and chapters one and two of Role Model by Rachel Reid. The tandem read begins! They’ll talk about whether Troy’s woe-is-me vibe is funny or annoying, the depraved things Robert’s done for a free burger, and Ilya’s white woman’s Instagram feed. Wanna go ad-free? Join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • August 31 · 2 hr 19 min

    Shane Hollander Needs a Cheat Day

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Erin Hattamer as they discuss chapters fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen of The Long Game by Rachel Reid. They'll talk about what Ilya is brave enough to say, but only in Russian, Shane's whack-ass punctuation in texts, and how Ilya actually can eat healthy when he puts his mind to it. You can follow Erin on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@erinhatta⁠⁠⁠ and TikTok ⁠⁠⁠@erinhatta⁠⁠⁠. Wanna go ad-free? Join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • S3 · E1
    August 24 · 59 min

    BREAKING NEWS: Dr. Robby Found Alive

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert to discuss The Pitt's SEASON THREE TRAILER! (We know we said no new episode this week but The Pitt said LOL you thought) Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠⁠ @pittcrewpodcast. Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES This isn’t a Taco Bell, but you can send questions, comments, and concerns to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com.

  • August 21 · 1 min

    [Intermission buzzer sound]

    Hi everyone! We recorded this before deciding to release it in advance of Monday to give you a heads up, so excuse the "today" verbiage, etc. We didn't want you waking up Monday morning and being let down when there wasn't an episode. Give your beautiful cats a squeeze and a hug for us, in honor of Nebula (AKA Baby Girl). She lived a wonderful seventeen years and will live on much longer in our hearts. If you'd like to support trans athletes, you can purchase a sticker on our Etsy shop here. See you next week!

  • August 17 · 2 hr 31 min

    Ilya Rozanov: A Magician, A Gladiator, A Huuusband

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters twelve and thirteen of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss how mentally unwell Shane is, the first and most important Hollanov wedding, and how much we adore almost all of the Ottawa Centaurs. Wanna go ad-free? Join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • August 10 · 1 hr 29 min

    Shane Hollander is an Edgelord

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters ten and eleven of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss the return of WOAT Rose Landry, Shane's flirty talk on the ice, and Ilya pushing away the pain. Plus, Shane and Ilya make a mess and Robert makes some jokes that someone will understand (we think). Wanna go ad-free? Join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • August 3 · 1 hr 58 min

    Ilya Rozanov Has a Couple Tricks Down His Pants

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters eight and nine of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss how to play Yahtzee, Hollanov thirst traps, and Evan Slur-stra's awful music taste. Ilya's lost phone can be viewed here. Wanna go ad-free? Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • July 27 · 2 hr 15 min

    Shane Hollander Loves... Exercise

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters five through seven of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss Shane's inability to dress gay, Ilya's desperate need for exhibitionism, and finally gettin' down and doin' the deed. Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • July 20 · 1 hr 57 min

    A Twink (Fabian Salah) & A Redhead (Ryan Price)

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Sydney (Mal's "best friend from college") as they discuss chapters three and four of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll discuss Shane's inability to label himself as queer, Hollanov's first ever double date, and Ilya's absolute dick behavior. Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠here⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • July 13 · 2 hr 19 min

    Irina Rozanova Comes to Visit

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily from Believe In Anything Pod as they discuss chapters one and two of Rachel Reid's The Long Game. We'll establish ourselves as Shaniacs, talk about how Emily is an ally, and talk about Ilya shedding Russia. Plus, enjoy 5 minutes of bloopers and cat talk after the credits. Follow Emily on Threads (⁠⁠@emreadswhat⁠) and Instagram (⁠⁠@emreadswhat⁠) and find Believe In Anything Pod on ⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, and wherever you get your podcasts! Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠here⁠,e Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • July 10 · 33 min

    Gimme Emmy!

    Welcome to THE PITT CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert to discuss The Pitt's TWENTY-FIVE Emmy nominations! Follow us on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Threads⁠⁠ @pittcrewpodcast. Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES This isn’t a Taco Bell, but you can send questions, comments, and concerns to pittcrewpodcast@gmail.com.

  • July 6 · 2 hr 25 min

    Hayden Pike Hates Two Things: Mushrooms and Ilya Rozanov

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss My Dinner With Hayden and the epilogue of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid. Dinner is heated, so is the conversation, and Mal and Camille come to blows. Also, additional coming and blowing. Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ and the house that Camille found for Shane here. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • June 29 · 2 hr 6 min

    David Hollander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Peeping Tom Incident

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, and Robert as they discuss chapters twenty-six and twenty-seven of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. David Hollander kicks in the closet door, Shane and Ilya have sticky shorts, and Yuna Hollander is a #ally. Is on the water, Hollander. Fucking relax. Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet ⁠here⁠ and the fanart she mentioned this episode ⁠here⁠ 😜 Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • June 22 · 2 hr 16 min

    Ilya Rozanov Cosplays as a Canadian

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Emily from Believe In Anything Pod as they discuss chapters twenty-four and twenty-five of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Hollanov get domestic, are attacked by wolves, and Mal almost believes Camille's milk ice lie. Follow Emily on Threads (⁠@emreadswhat) and Instagram (⁠@emreadswhat) and find Believe In Anything Pod on ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, and wherever you get your podcasts! Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠. Find Mal's fic spreadsheet here and her meme here 😜 Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • June 15 · 1 hr 56 min

    Shane Hollander's Head is Fine

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and special guest Danielle from Believe In Anything Pod as they discuss chapters twenty-two and twenty-three of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Scott Hunter might be kissing random men on TV, but Shane Hollander's only interested in kissing one specific man. Plus, Shane almost breaks Ilya's nose - but in a sexy way. Follow Danielle on Threads (@daniellesbookishlife) and Instagram (@daniellesbookishlife) and find Believe In Anything Pod on Threads, Instagram, and wherever you get your podcasts! Don't forget to join our ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠⁠here⁠⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • June 8 · 2 hr 13 min

    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are Super Platonic

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. This week, join Camille, Mal, Robert, and returning special guest Miranda as they discuss chapters nineteen through twenty-one of Rachel Reid's Heated Rivalry. Mal desperately wants to be loved, Shane might not be an asshole, and Camille does have standards - they're just... down here. You can follow Miranda at her since-changed socials of @not_galinaa and @bead.nash! Don't forget to join our ⁠Patreon⁠! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch ⁠here⁠. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

  • S81 · E13
    June 1 · 40 min

    Harrison Browne IS Connor Connors The Fifth

    Welcome to THE PUCK CREW. HAPPY PRIDE! This week, we're joined by a very special guest - author, filmmaker, actor, and retired professional hockey player Harrison Browne. While you may know him from his role in Heated Rivalry, Harrison is also the first out trans professional hockey player. We'll discuss how Scarlett Johansson got him into acting, the YouTuber that saved his life, and what Connors was going to order before Ilya Rozanov ruined his night in. Follow Harrison on TikTok and Instagram and find his book Let Us Play: Winning the Battle for Gender Diverse Athletes wherever you get your books. Don't forget to join our Patreon! We have a free tier for those of you that want to be able to chat with other listeners and keep in touch with us for updates. You can also support us by shopping our merch here. Also... We've got a PO Box now! THE PITT CREW - 810 OAK MEADOW DRIVE, PO BOX 681232, FRANKLIN, TN 37068, UNITED STATES

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