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The NearlyMen

Football's not all about winning... as John (JCC) and Ollie (TalkCPFC) know better than anyone! Join them every week as they explore the *real* meaning of football and the Premier League, chatting to some familiar faces about what the sport means beyond winning the biggest trophies.

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S2 · E47
Tuesday · 1 hr 29 min
58. One thing we've learnt from every Premier League club!
John and Ollie are back to discuss what we’ve learnt from every Premier League team so far in the 2026/27 season! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E46
September 3 · 16 min
57. Joachim Andersen: South vs West London, Michael Olise and playing under the world’s best?
John and Ollie are joined by Fulham and Crystal Palace legend Joachim Andersen to discuss the big game, his love of fashion, and which part of London is BEST! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E45
August 28 · 52 min
56. Miniminter Predicts the Premier League!
John and Ollie are joined by Simon (Miniminter) from The Sidemen as he predicts the 2026/27 Premier League table! Follow for Weekly Episodes Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E44
August 25 · 1 hr 38 min
55. One player we want to succeed from every club!
John and Ollie are back to discuss one player from every Premier League team they want to see have a successful season! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E43
August 18 · 1 hr 20 min
54. Our Final Premier League 2026/27 Predictions!
John and Ollie sit down to predict the full Premier League table for the 2026/27 season, with some seriously hot takes along the way! Our FPL Code: 9v05td Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E42
August 11 · 1 hr 25 min
53. Our HOT TAKES for the 26/27 Premier League season!
DOWNLOAD LEBOM HERE: https://www.lebom.app/ Ollie and John rank their takes from coldest to hottest ahead of the upcoming Premier League season! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E41
August 4 · 1 hr 24 min
52. One thing every Premier League team needs before the start of the season!
John and Ollie are back to discuss the one thing every Premier League club needs before the start of the season, predict the first manager to be sacked, and, of course, superheroes! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E40
July 28 · 1 hr 13 min
51. The transfer window is about to EXPLODE!
John and Ollie are back to discuss Fabrizio Romano’s Twitter beef, Pep Guardiola’s office auction, and round up the latest transfer window stories. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E39
July 21 · 1 hr 23 min
50. Our Alternative World Cup Awards 2026!
Ollie (TalkCPFC) is joined by Amy (AmyRoseFinley) to hand out their 2026 World Cup awards - including the most embarrassing moment, best aesthetic, and of course, funniest meme of the tournament! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E38
July 14 · 1 hr 21 min
49. England World Cup Review!
Ollie is back alongside John as the lads catch up on his time away in the USA, England’s win over Norway, and their upcoming World Cup semi-final against Argentina. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E37
July 7 · 1 hr 8 min
48. Players who STILL have a point to prove at this World Cup…
John (JCC) is joined by Jamie Boyce (Jamie Talks) to break down England’s win over Mexico and create their list of players who still need to prove themselves at this year’s World Cup. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E36
July 2 · 29 min
BONUS EPISODE: Reacting to England winning against DR Congo
John and Ollie discuss England’s Round of 32 win over DR Congo and preview their upcoming World Cup clash with Mexico. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E36
June 30 · 1 hr 12 min
47. Predicting the World Cup Knockout Games! w/ Zac Djellab
John is joined by Zac Djellab to react to Scotland’s World Cup exit, question Algeria’s suspicious draw with Austria, and predict every Round of 32 tie! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E35
June 23 · 58 min
46. Which Player is the Biggest World Cup 'Nearlyman'?
With Ollie away, John is joined by James Allcott and Joe Thomlinson to discuss vlogging at football matches, England's upcoming clash with Ghana, and the biggest Nearlymen of the World Cup so far! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E33
June 18 · 34 min
45. What did we learn from England beating Croatia?
John and Ollie sit down to discuss England's win over Croatia, round up the opening World Cup group-stage fixtures, and chat whether it's finally coming home. Follow for Weekly Episodes Email us: Nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E32
June 16 · 1 hr 7 min
44. Will England Win the World Cup?
John and Ollie sit down to discuss the opening weekend of the World Cup, discuss England's group stage chances, and of course... power washing! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E31
June 9 · 59 min
43. Predicting who will WIN the World Cup!
John and Ollie are back to predict the 2026 World Cup, discuss England's chances in the tournament, and reminisce about tournaments gone by! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E30
June 2 · 1 hr 20 min
42. ChrisMD predicts the World Cup!
John and Ollie are joined by ChrisMD to discuss Arsenal's recent Champions League final defeat, KSI leaving the Sidemen, and England's chances at the 2026 World Cup! FIND MYSTERY FOOTBALL SHIRTS HERE: https://mysteryshirtinabox.com/ Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E29
May 29 · 18 min
BONUS EPISODE: Can Arsenal Win the Champions League?
John and Ollie sit down for a special Champions League Final preview as Arsenal take on Paris Saint-Germain! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com
S2 · E28
May 26 · 17 min
BONUS EPISODE: Can Crystal Palace WIN the Europa Conference League? | MATCH PREVIEW
John and Ollie sit down for a special Europa Conference League Final preview as Crystal Palace take on Rayo Vallecano. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com

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