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99.7 The Blitz

The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!
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  • S4 · E189
    Yesterday · 1 hr 23 min

    Gas Station Food and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-15-26

    Goose felt like an idiot at a parent teacher conference You will have to worry about bills and a budget in the new GTA6 If you are concerned about going bald, you can always do hair banking What gas station has the best food? Staind has released their...

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  • S4 · E188
    Wednesday · 1 hr 27 min

    Tramp Stamps and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-14-26

    Gen Z is now rebranding that tramp stamp with a new name and image What is the craziest thing you hauled in or on your vehicle? AI was asked what the meaning of life is and it gave a pretty good answer That flight attendant is actually not allowed to...

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  • S4 · E187
    Tuesday · 1 hr 22 min

    Getting Rid Of Hiccups and Sex In A Casket - The Morning Blitz 10-13-26

    Kids can be total jerks....tell us how your kid was a jerk If your significant other wanted to 'do it' in a casket, would you help fulfill their desire? We now know for sure that the original video of Bigfoot is a complete fake The dumbest things...

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  • S4 · E186
    Monday · 1 hr 20 min

    Pooping On The Job and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-12-26

    People interrupt their dog's sleep more than dogs interrupt people What strange thing did you do when you were bored? Kelly Clarkson was given the 'Pretty Woman' treatment in a New York store New videos of artists acting out their lyrics If doing a...

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  • S4 · E185
    October 9 · 1 hr 31 min

    Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and Societal Shifts - The Morning Blitz 10-9-26

    Goose made a big mistake that cost his wife an hour of her time When did you get injured and brushed it off and "got back to it?" Amazon Prime's knew 'About You' feature knows all about you Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio...

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  • S4 · E184
    October 8 · 1 hr 26 min

    Wicker Sex and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-8-26

    You can go see the movie 'Wicker' in 4DX for one day and women are lining up A ten hour flight with no working bathrooms Words you have never heard that are things we all know A matchmaking site where people vote on your matches The best one hit...

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  • S4 · E183
    October 7 · 1 hr 26 min

    Infamous Family Members and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 10-7-26

    Who is the infamous member of your family and what did they do? Be sure to get Butt Face and the Dr. Dingus Farting Pickle on your Christmas People used to camp out for concert tickets.  What is worth waiting in line for? Parents have now figured out...

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  • S4 · E182
    October 6 · 1 hr 27 min

    Psycho Siblings and Cedar Point - The Morning Blitz 10-6-26

    Tell us what you and your psycho siblings did to each other Please do not drink radium just because some influencer tells you to  Six Flags wants to change the name of Cedar Point and people are ready to riot How would you react to your spouse calling...

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  • S4 · E181
    October 5 · 1 hr 31 min

    Dave Portnoy and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 10-5-26

    Dave Portnoy is accusing Ryan Day of getting him kicked off the Fox Big Noon Kickoff Tell us why there is no one else like you California says no more to humans fighting robots There is a new dating site for women who want men to make the first move...

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  • S4 · E180
    October 2 · 1 hr 35 min

    Social Cues and the Group Thing - The Morning Blitz 10-2-26

    When did you misread a social cue and then say something really embarrassing? Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk about the Buckeyes Tinder now has a feature for doing the group thing Lime Wire and Mapquest are still around...

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  • S4 · E179
    October 1 · 1 hr 23 min

    Bathroom Emergencies and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-1-26

    Things that men cannot do that women can It's the 1st of October, so we break out the Mythical Coin of Destiny El Nino is going to cause a price increase for these items What do you do if an emergency happens in the house while you are sitting on the...

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  • S4 · E178
    September 30 · 1 hr 24 min

    Ambien Adventures and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-30-26

    Star Wars and Wizard Of Oz are the exact same movie Getting dumped by your boyfriend because you got a cavity Tell us your crazy story about when you took ambien You can finally pay your water bill online in Arkansas Not everyone learns about the...

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  • S4 · E177
    September 29 · 1 hr 27 min

    Caught In Your Car and Weaponized Pooping - The Morning Blitz 9-29-26

    What funny or strange thing were you doing in your car when someone saw you? Men are now being accused of weaponizing going to the bathroom to poop Don't make a video of yourself farting if you work at Chick-fil-a While women are going through...

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  • S4 · E176
    September 28 · 1 hr 28 min

    Snack-cidents and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-28-26

    Tell us about your snack-cident, when you ate something you didn't mean to eat A new study says you have a better chance of conceiving if you have more sex...DUH! When your teenager gets sent home from the after party because the police were called If...

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  • S4 · E175
    September 25 · 1 hr 33 min

    Jeff Logan, Jet Greaves, and a Dumb Debate - The Morning Blitz 9-25-26

    Goose believes it is unacceptable to have a washer and dryer that do not match Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, is in to talk Ohio State Football Blue Jackets goalie, Jet Greaves, also came in to talk CBJ Is it ok to take an iced coffee into a...

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  • S4 · E174
    September 24 · 1 hr 30 min

    A.I. Soldiers and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-24-26

    It sucks when you pick up your cigarette and hit it and realize it isn't yours Goose has found out that when you get married, you now have to follow rules When you find a bomb, don't put it in your car and drive it to the police station Japan has told...

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  • S4 · E173
    September 23 · 1 hr 26 min

    Human Sink Hole and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-23-26

    Is an animnal cracker actually a cracker or is it a cookie? You can now go to a salon to have someone lightly scratch you If your Door Dash driver gets in an accident down the street, just go grab food You have to be a Metallica fan if you want to win...

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  • S4 · E172
    September 22 · 1 hr 20 min

    Boob Rest and Fileted Bodies - The Morning Blitz 9-22-26

    The first ever fight between a human and a robot finally happened Tell us what you overheard being said that you weren't suppose to hear The Bodies Exhibition will now show bodies in sexual positions What is the craziest thing you ever did during a...

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  • S4 · E170
    September 18 · 1 hr 40 min

    Stolen Mario Music and Barking Dogs - The Morning Blitz 9-18-26

    Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football Comedian, Chris Porter, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyBone We think the Mario Brothers video games stole the music in hte games If you can't say your ABCs, then you are...

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