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The Mean Time

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Watch two best friends try so hard not to kiss on this podcast we cannot believe we get paid to do. Welcome to The Mean Time with Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist.

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#123
October 30 · 52 min
TRUNK OR TREAT
Happy Halloween!!! Please give a warm mean machine welcome to our special guests this week - Langston & David from the "My Momma Told Me" Podcast. In this special Halloween episode the boys don't really talk about Halloween at all, but instead get down into the nitty gritty of basketball, celebrity interactions, literature and Tevin Campbell. “My Momma Told Me" recently moved over to Wave Sports and Entertainment, with Caleb Hearon serving as executive producer under his "So True" umbrella - n
#122
October 23 · 52 min
PUMPKIN SPICED BABY LATTE
Let this episode serve as a reminder that the views and opinions of Mr. John Patrick Gilchrist are not those of The Mean Time as a collective, as we reminisce on our high school days, bullies and our first time swearing. This week we also see the return of a much loved and dearly missed Crusty Rhodes, coming in to give some much needed advice to the masses and educate us (mainly Pat) on the Epstein Files! Enjoy!
#121
October 16 · 52 min
ARBY'S PART 2 - HOT & SLOPPY
This episode is a TRUE sequel!!!! The boys continue the Arby's saga and open Pat's eyes to a brand new world full of new opportunities (and heart burn). But that's not all! Jared & Pat talk about seeing Other Mommy on opening night and how the movie held up against their wild fantasies before Jared speaks on Metallica's latest controversy.
#120
October 9 · 51 min
I GOTTA EAT THIS COLD
You wanna know the secret to getting rid of a common cold? Jared's got the answers for you! Tune in this week to unveil the secret foods to cure your sicknesses, watch Pat get educated on the iconic Arby's "Beef & Cheddar" & hear all the (very valid) reasons why you should go see the new Jessica Chastain movie in a theatre near you! (P.S maybe clear out your old instagram DM's to celebrities; you never know who might see them!)
#119
October 2 · 52 min
JERRY WONKA'S LEAKY BURGER
This week on The Mean Time, Jared & Pat are asking the REAL questions... Like, whats more important - athleticism or strength? What does it take to land a tray flip? What genre does the song "Come On, Eileen" fall under? Who from N-SYNC had a better solo career? And most importantly, how many leaky burgers can Jared make in 25 minutes and what's the secret ingredient? All will be answered TODAY on THE MEAN TIME!
#118
September 25 · 52 min
I'M BLUE DABA D-BAG GUY
Yo, listen up, here's the story. About a big nosed freak that lives in a blue world!!!!!!!
#117
September 18 · 51 min
F*** ED SHEERAN
PAT IS BACK FROM TOUR!!!! Maybe next time Macklemore can tag along! We heard he just became available!!!!! We don't know yet though, just an idea..
#116
September 11 · 52 min
NO YOU SEXY FOOL
Chiara is back and has a lot on her mind including the surprise of the century, how to celebrate Labor Day the way a true American should and what her favorite Dragon Ball Z characters look like naked!!!!!!!!!!
#115
September 4 · 52 min
DAVY JONES' LOCKER
Stick around for a massive surprise at the end of the episode and also we apologize for murdering Ikuyo. She didn't deserve it. AVAST YE MATEYS YA HAARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
#114
August 28 · 1 hr 1 min
TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL
3, 6, 9! THE MEAN TIME! WE GONNA SOCK IT TO YA ONE MORE TIME! Sorry. Another absolute banger I gotta tell you these boys are on a roll so you can bet your bottom dollar the next episode is gonna suck! (Alternate Title: Bees In The Gazebo)
#113
August 21 · 52 min
THE BOOGEYMAN
The boys went crazy on this one. We're talking Smart House, Steven Seagal, Amber Alerts, and Rigid Lines all before Rocking The Dragon for like 10 minutes with a special phone appearance from the Sweetest Baby of all time!
#112
August 14 · 52 min
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
WE GOT NICK BACK ON THE POD BABY!!! Talking DBZ, Sushi, Seth Rollins, and The Odyssey. Is Pat the dumbest person in the world or is Jared a genius? I'll give you a hint, one of them is typing this right now!
#111
August 7 · 52 min
GO WEB GO!
SPIDER-MAN IS OUT AND THE BOYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! Spoilers are an understatement so please proceed with caution but also go watch this movie are you out of your mind? Shout out George Bush.
#110
July 31 · 52 min
SHELDON, ROCK, JEEZY
Soccer Moms is on the podcast and they are stealing the show! We're talking about blind horses, Italian folks, and how Sebastian Maniscalco gives Chicago a bad name!
#109
July 24 · 54 min
THE ODYSSEY WITH JAREDUS AND PATUS
The boys discuss Chris Nolan's The Odyssey and Jared has very reasonable responses to Patrick's super valid opinions on it. You know like a normal episode of The Mean Time. Also your high school bully shows up at the end.
#108
July 17 · 52 min
TIME... MEAN TIME
The boys discuss James Bond, The Matrix, The Lord Of The Rings, and Randy Rhodes... no not that one.
#107
July 10 · 51 min
THE CHURCH OF JGLS
Welcome to the Church of Jared Gaines of Latter-Day Saints! It is also a pyramid scheme and a cult, the details get fuzzy. Stick around, Patrick will most certainly be doing an oiled up/tarp down thing after general mass!
#106
July 3 · 52 min
SPACEHOG
WILL NEFF IS HERE AND HE IS WAY FUNNIER THAN US. This was a humbling 4th of July experience and if you see either one of us in an improv class after this just know that Will Neff shamed us there. What a wonderful guy and a wonderful time to be alive. USA! USA! USA! USA!
#105
June 27 · 51 min
2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
THANK YOU FOR 2 YEARS OF THE MEAN TIME AND WELCOME TO THE CELEBRATION!!! The most jam packed, all killer no filler, wild and exciting episode yet BY FAR. The boys take turns bringing in crazy surprises that will shock you and possibly kill you!!!
#104
June 19 · 52 min
GETTIN' JIGGY WIT IT
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY PATRICK AND JARED ABOUT JACKIE CHAN ARE ALL INCORRECT AND SHOULD NOT REFLECT ON THE MAN'S LEGACY OR MAYBE THEY SHOULD BUT REGARDLESS DON'T LISTEN TO US. Enjoy.

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