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Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery.


Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend right. Expect to feel like you went out for just the one drink and actually ended up on a three night bender in Skegness. Bring your mates, your nan and a spare wig - everyone’s invited.


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  • S1 · E53
    Friday · 1 hr 8 min

    DREAMING OF MEL, FLYING WOES AND DON'T WAKE JACK

    Mel in the morgue has been infiltrating the thoughts of the country in increasingly ghoulish ways and it's really doesn't bear - like REALLY DOES NOT BEAR. There's also more classically horrid behaviour from our least favourite airline and a cautionary tale to anyone who is ever thinking about waking up Jack Remmington. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow -- AD. Join the Jaffa Cakes debate, are you team cake or team biscuit? Find the full range at: https://mcvities.com/en-gb/our-products?field_brand_group_target_id=52 #ItsACakeYouBiscuit GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E52
    September 18 · 1 hr 15 min

    BARBECUED PEAS, JAY-Z HEARTACHE AND ASH CAUSES A SCENE

    It's been a week of ups and downs in the life of Jashwini this week. From heartache at JAY-Z for Jack, to getting the hump over being forced to watch a whimsical animated moment for Ash. There's also revelations regarding how amayzin Allen keys are and why anyone would want peas at a barbecue. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow -- AD. Join the Jaffa Cakes debate, are you team cake or team biscuit? Find the full range at: https://mcvities.com/en-gb/our-products?field_brand_group_target_id=52 #ItsACakeYouBiscuit GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E51
    September 11 · 1 hr 4 min

    IBIZA 2026, NAKED PAELLA AND ASH GOES WILD

    It's finally time to debrief on the HUGE hanker that was Ibiza 2026. Will Jack's vibranium body finally fail him? Will Ash finally turn completely grey? Will Luvvy Do Concierge handle everyone's booking with a smile? Plus, there's a revelation around Paella that might rock the very foundations of the podcast. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E50
    September 4 · 1 hr 13 min

    LEMME FOOK, INFINITE PARMESAN AND DEATH TO MINTED PEAS

    You know that feeling when you've been indulging in ghoulish chatter all evening and you get a hankering to make a roast dinner at 1 am? What do you mean "no"?!? Doesn't everyone do that? Well, if you're Ashwini you certainly do (shock). Join Jack and Ash as they delve into the mysteriousness of 'everything shops', why they can never say "when" when it comes to parmesan cheese, and why minted peas are so incredibly Tory. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E49
    August 28 · 1 hr 17 min

    SANDWICH AUDITIONS, CHARTREUSE AND GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT | The Jack & Ash Show

    Ash reveals the shocking lengths you would have had to have gone through to earn a seat next to her at school during lunch, which quite frankly isn't giving us the 'most amazing and fulfilling time of our lives' feeling. There's also much hankering to do on the best ways to die and how amayze it is to have 'gay guy music video night'. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b60 -- VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E48
    August 21 · 1 hr 6 min

    ASH LOVES SCHADENFREUDE, HEATED PIE-VALRY AND NOLAN HATES FILM

    Who doesn't love it when their bestest friend suffers a mild life inconvenience? Who doesn't love eating pie? And who doesn't love having to break their neck to look at some extra sea and sand in the cinema? Find out all the answers in today's episode, plus a good helping of chat about the Hunchback of Notre-Dame. -- VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b60 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E47
    August 14 · 1 hr 7 min

    VAGABOND SHOES, LOLLAPALOOZA AND MOZZARELLA DIPPERS

    Jack and Ash are back on British soil and have much to discuss from their New York/ Chicago hanker fest featuring: Jack getting annoyed at himself for being too 'Ash', Ash forgetting she met Tate McRae, and Professor Jack has been in the lab creating a very special twist on a classic. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b60 -- VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E46
    August 7 · 1 hr 9 min

    MISSING TOYS, DEATH BED SECRETS AND OBSOLETE PIGEONS

    There's a knock at the door... A solitary letter is left sitting on the door mat. It reads: "I KNOW WHERE YOUR MISSING TOYS ARE. I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE" And so the curious case of the missing toys begins! There's also much to discuss regarding revealing secrets on your death bed, how old is 'too old' to have a bunk bed, and the demise of the pigeon. VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND THE VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E45
    July 31 · 1 hr 3 min

    MISS PIGGY IS A GAY ICON, ROLE SWAPPING AND SH*T ON ASH DAY

    After a debate around Miss Piggy reveals her status as a gay icon, there's a sudden shift in the mood when her age is brought up? It doesn't bear... There's also the World Cup halftime show to debrief on, and Ash has had a SHOCKER at a pub quiz, which results in Jack and Ash telling each other some much-needed home truths. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E44
    July 24 · 1 hr 6 min

    FITNESS REGRET, PITBULL DEBRIEF AND DARWINISM TEAS

    Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's sleep in the history of all mankind and you might as well just go and lie down in a shallow grave? Us too, and we've had enough! There's also much to hanker on regarding Jack's Guinness World Record success at Pitbull, and Ash has some animal theories that really should be studied/ignored. Want to read Eve's Substack? It's here: https://evewinterscott.substack.com/p/i-used-to-listen-to-steven-bartlett Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E43
    July 17 · 59 min

    BANANA APOCALYPSE, TECHNICOLOUR DREAMS AND JACK'S SECRET PODCAST

    Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat vs the off-side rule that really make you just stop and think about the state of the world today. There's also a HUGE revelation regarding Jack's secret podcast that feels pretty... iconic? VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS! We're nominated for the Listener's Choice Award and it's all voted for by YOU! To vote for us, just search for 'The Jack & Ash Show' here: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E42
    July 10 · 1 hr

    SWEET TREATS, BUGBEARS, AND CHALAMET SEX DREAMS

    ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS. Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is for punks" and "Marzipan is a friend to no man". Talking of things small and delicious, Ash has been having steamy dreams about Timothée Chalamet, while Jack has finally figured out what his biggest bugbear is. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E41
    July 3 · 1 hr 5 min

    WORLD CUP DRESS CODE, TINY SHORTS AND STRAIGHT STRIP CLUB WOES

    Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether Ash should shave her head, pan flute dolls, and Jack's depressing visit to a strip club. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E40
    June 26 · 59 min

    SPELLING ICKS, AÇAí BERRY TEAS AND A LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!

    What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly having to deal with both of them. There's also much to hanker on regarding why people can't speak on the phone anymore, the nine-toed phenomenon, and the fact that Ash is related to one of the Suffragettes. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Oh... AND WE'RE PLAYING A LIVE SHOW! Come and hanker down with us at The Hackney Empire, London on Saturday, 19th of September 2026! Patreon Paid Members Ticket Pre-Sale: 10am, Tuesday, 30th of June. General Ticket Sale: 10am, Wednesday, 1st of July. Tickets will be available at: https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-jack-ash-show-live Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E39
    June 19 · 58 min

    PRIMAVERA DEBRIEF, NIGHTMARE FLIGHTS AND PEGGY GOU RAMEKIN

    There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's... Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours, whereas Jack found himself being blown around Barcelona like a Chocolonely wrapper in the breeze looking for somewhere to rest his beautiful head. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E38
    June 12 · 1 hr 2 min

    HORROR ON SCREEN, AMSTERDAM REVIEW AND DOMINATRIX TEAS

    There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear! Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a little strange after accidentally revisiting a nightclub that changed him for life. While Ash has found her old yearbook from school, which raises more questions than it answers. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E37
    June 5 · 1 hr 4 min

    PETRI DISH BABY, X FACTOR PART 2 AND DIRTY BEST FRIENDS

    After last week's X Factor-shaped cliffhanger, Jack and Ash have come armed with the final part of the saga... For now... There are also big revelations to hanker on, including being a petri dish baby, being a dirty bestest friend, and what happened when Ash got robbed at a service station? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E36
    May 29 · 1 hr 3 min

    OUR X FACTOR JOURNEY, BOOTCAMP BLUES AND SEE YOU IN COURT!

    How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories... From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe, plot twists, and high-waisted trousers.. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E35
    May 22 · 1 hr 6 min

    HATEFUL MIRRORS, ASH'S BRACES AND THE DARK SIDE OF GLASTO

    There's so much DARKNESS in the world right now. Lying mirrors, secretive back rooms at Glastonbury, and the salacious origins of BOP-IT. Thankfully, Jack and Ash are here to spread some light and joy to fight back the shadows! 🙏🏻 Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E34
    May 15 · 1 hr 5 min

    A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM??

    Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism… It also turns out there’s always time for a stripper mo-mentttt at any Jack and Ash occasion. Actually, is it even a Jack and Ash mo-mentttt without one?? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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