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The Humanz Race Show

Derek, Abe & Cait

Here you’ll find episodes jam-packed with profanity-laced punchlines, irreverent impressions, and hilarious shenanigans that'll make you question your own sense of humor. Come join us as we dive headfirst into the realms of hilarity and push the boundaries of good taste as we share personal stories, discuss absurdities, and have a damn good time. 

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  • 20 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 56 min
  • English
  • S7 · E20
    Wednesday · 53 min

    S7 Ep.#20- Abe The Raccoon

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Derek Working At A Haunted House Attraction, Watching Horror Movies, Ron Has A Movie Company, Abe's Royalty Checks, Family Fued Game, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E19
    October 24 · 1 hr 10 min

    S7 Ep.#19-We Call Him....Nick

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Vinny And A Girl, Nick From Up North Calls In, Celebrity Age Game, And Other Nonsense

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  • S7 · E19
    October 21 · 44 min

    S7 Ep.#18- Cold Meatballs

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Part Planning, Abe's Anniversary Dinner, Derek’s Itinerary For The Cruise, Celebrity Age Game, And Other Nonsense

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  • S7 · E19
    October 16 · 1 hr 8 min

    S7 Ep.#-17- The Old Dude Is Dancing

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Racism Topics, Generation Labels, Camcorders, Smoking In Public, Ghost Encounters, Alien Beliefs, Band Names A-Z Game, And Other Nonsense

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  • S7 · E16
    October 7 · 53 min

    S7 Ep.#16- I Am Straight Pale Face

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Abe And Dereks Anniversary, Casinos,, Family Portrait Paint Night, Video Games,And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E15
    September 30 · 59 min

    S7 Ep.#15-Damsels & Dames

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About School Dances, Amusement Parks, Themed Haunted Houses, Scary Movies, Halloween Decorations, Halloween Night, Custom Licenses Plates Ideas, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E14
    September 23 · 55 min

    S7 Ep.#14- Buy A Vortex Rock

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About The Weekend, Vinnys Baseball, Derek's Anniversary, Day Trips, Football Is Back, How Derek And Wendy Got Married, Renewing Our Vows, TV Shows, Selling Cards, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E13
    September 16 · 1 hr 1 min

    S7 Ep.#13- We're All Losers

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talk About Vinnys Art Drawings, HS Elective Classes, Hollywood Tours, Nail Polish Color Game, And Other Nonsense

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  • S7 · E12
    September 9 · 1 hr 13 min

    S7 Ep.#12-Don't Go Dying On Me

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Funeral Plans, Funeral Songs, Your Will, Bands And Concerts We Want To See, Celebrity Birthday Game, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E11
    September 2 · 51 min

    S7 Ep.#11- Derek The Bird Man

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Driving Slow In The Fast Lane, How Old Is Too Old To Drive, Driverless Cars, Owning A Robot, Derek The Bird Man, Best Duos, Where Old Sayings Come From And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E10
    August 26 · 48 min

    S7 Ep.#10- Funner Is A Word

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Derek Gets Stung By A Scorpion, Spiders, Sting The Wrong Thing Around Customers, Dressing Up To Go Out To Eat, Local Mexican Restaurants, Cait Moved Out, Traveling, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E9
    August 20 · 1 hr 5 min

    S7 Ep.# 9- So Close, Yet So Far

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Hiccups, Talking A Cruise, Ska Music, Massages, Jury Duty, Celebrity Height Game, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E7
    August 13 · 55 min

    S7 Ep.#8- Mom Cried

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About The Spiderman Movie, Giving Out Fake Names, Vin Buying Bootlegg Clothes, Vin's 1st Day At School, Lockers, Celebrity Birthday Game And Other Nonsense

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  • S7 · E7
    August 9 · 58 min

    S7 Ep.#7- She's Pissed

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Obsession Movie, Scary Movie Genres, Sketchy Movie Theaters, Vinny Wants To Pierce His Ears, Backwards Song Game, Abe Cameo, A.I. Scam Videos, Meeting An On Line Friend, Teachers That Dont Like You, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E6
    July 30 · 44 min

    S7 Ep.#6= Ken Oath

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Abe's Trip To Australia, Caits New Baby And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E5
    July 23 · 48 min

    S7 Ep.#5- You Got A Fly On Your Face

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Derek Being Italian, Accents, The Sopranos Show, Laughing And Smiling, Different Kinds Of Crying, Derek Thinks He Could Have A Baby, Pain Threshold, Hangovers Caitlyn Is Having Her Baby, Celebrity Age Game, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E4
    July 15 · 51 min

    S7 Ep,#4- 2 Fours And A Two

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About New Opening Theme Song, The Grand baby is Coming, Abe's Headed to The Land Down Under,Derek's Sist Removal, Swap Meet And Market Place, 4th Of July, Going to the Rodeo, Vinny Being Picky About Girls, Ice Cream Trucks And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E3
    July 2 · 52 min

    S7 Ep.#3- Sup' Girl

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Underwear, H.S., Derek Lost A Tooth, Movies, Final Round Of Commercial Jingle Battle, And Other Nonsense.

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  • S7 · E2
    June 27 · 47 min

    S7-Ep.#2-Who's Driving

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Cover And Tribute Bands, Music Talk, Round 2 Of Commercial Jingle Battle, Age Game, And Other Nonsense

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  • S7 · E1
    June 18 · 1 hr 3 min

    S7 Ep.1- Get It Off My Fridge

    Send your comments or feedback to us! The Crew Talks About Average Thermostat Temp Inside, Derek In His Pool, Abe's Camping Trip, Snoring, Snuggling With Your Dog, Magnets And Pictures On Refrigerator, Photoshop And AI, T.V. Commercial Battle, And Other Nonsense.

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