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The Hard2Watch Podcast

Captain LAMOTU

The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!

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  • S4 · E3
    Sunday · 2 hr 16 min

    X-Men Origins Part 3

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk enter the final battle with X-Men Origins Wolverine. Will these unpainted clowns get anything right with this movie or will Cap have a brain bleed from taking in arguably the worst film ever made? Find out today! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S4 · E2
    October 31 · 1 hr 52 min

    152 - X-Men Origins Part 2

    AMA Cap and The Monk! It's Halloween night and your treat is a trick on Cap and The Monk as they continue to talk about the many sins of Wolverine in part 2 of the epic review of X-Men Origins Wolverine! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S4 · E1
    October 24 · 1 hr 57 min

    151 - X-Men Origins Part 1

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back for the review of the most horrifying movie yet! The Huge Jacked Man in X-Men Origins Wolverine. is this the worst movie ever made? Are the X-men a bunch of Hackulent Fraudulators? Is this movie good? All these answers are maybe answered today...or at least in part because this is going to take a lot more than a single episode to cover... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E50
    October 17 · 2 hr 42 min

    150 - 150 (Or All The Ways We Have Lost Our Way)

    AMA Cap and The Monk! The H2Dub turns 150 today and as is our custom on our season finales, we present to you a super variety show with a little ramble, a little happenstance, a little bedtime story and for the first time ever...maybe a little....animal court? Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E49
    October 10 · 2 hr 7 min

    149 - Frankenstein Vs The Mummy Part 2

    AMA Cap and The Monk! The time has finally come for us to find out who would win in a fight: Frankenstein's monster or the Mummy....that is...after we struggle through about another hour of them not even knowing that the other one even exists. Cap and The Monk continue this complete tear down of a movie with a title that only actually happens for about 6 minutes right at the ass end of the so-called film. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E48
    October 3 · 2 hr 16 min

    148 - Frankenstein Vs The Mummy Part 1

    AMA Cap and The Monk! It's spooky season again and this time Cap and The Monk are pitting two of the monsters from previous seasons against each other in a battle to the death! Whoever wins, we lose....because we had to watch this terrible movie. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E47
    September 26 · 1 hr 10 min

    147 - Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales VII (Or A Family With Good Taste)

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Looks like someone has sleepy eyes. Good thing Cap is here to read you another heart warming family bedtime story to put you to sleep. Tonight we find out what happens to a Queen and her two princes when the king leaves for war and her Mother in Law is somehow left in charge...or do we? Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E46
    September 19 · 1 hr 22 min

    146 - Monk's Book Corner From Russia With Love Part 2

    AMA Cap and The Monk! In part 2 of The Monk's Book Corner reviewing the novel From Russia With Love, Jimmithy Renee Bond is back on the case and he's got himself a new Turkish Felix to help him on his mission. Will his new friend get what's coming to him? Plus the most satisfying ending to a Bond novel in the history of the series! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E45
    September 12 · 1 hr 22 min

    145 - Monk's Book Corner From Russia With Love Part 1

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Monk's Book corner is back with another Jimmithy Renee Bond adventure. This time Flemming waits until nearly halfway through the damn book before he lets Jimmithy into the picture. Will this limit the damage? Will Flemming continue to hate red heads? Will there be bacon and eggs? Find out all this and more in part 1 of the review! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E44
    September 5 · 1 hr 5 min

    144 - Where Do We Go When We Die (Or In Memoriam)

    AMA Cap and The Monk! With all the celebrities that we love and cherish dropping like flies this year, Cap asks the burning questions about the afterlife and The Monk insults Sabarro! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E43
    August 29 · 2 hr 11 min

    143 - Beckman Part 2

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk continue to review the many beatings that John Wick for Jesus, Aaron Beckman takes at the hands of small women in part 2 of the action packed review of Beckman. This episode has not been edited for family viewing. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E42
    August 22 · 1 hr 52 min

    142 - Beckman Part 1

    AMA Cap and The Monk! David A.R. White plays John Wick for Jesus in "Beckman" and it's once again Cap and The Monk's cross to bear to watch it and see why it sucks. Find out how they screwed up the first half of the movie today in part 1! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E41
    August 16 · 1 hr 34 min

    141 - Bunga Bunga! (Or A Black Face Black Eye)

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Just prior to the outbreak of WWI a group of British University students decided to play a prank on the HMS Dreadnaught, a state of the art warship by putting on black face. This is their ridiculous story... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E40
    August 1 · 1 hr 7 min

    140 - Captain LAMOTU Vs The Last Of Us Season 2

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU questions why bad writing persists in human society when we could choose quality entertainment, why no one has any fuckin sense in a writers room and takes Neil Druckman to task for thinking he can teach us a moral lesson when the only reasonable outcome to the aftermath of Joel Miller's death is bloody merciless revenge! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E39
    July 18 · 1 hr 26 min

    139 - Shark Side Of The Moon Part 2

    AMA Cap and The Monk! We finish skinning this shark today and even mercury poisoning would have been more pleasurable than having to watch it. This Tubi original is brought to justice at last by listener request! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E38
    July 11 · 1 hr 25 min

    138 - Shark Side Of The Moon Part 1

    AMA Cap and The Monk! If you thought that Sharknado was a good movie so you trusted the producers to bring that energy to the moon...get ready to be disappointed by Shark Side of the Moon. Cap is going to be pissed in this one, buckle up... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E37
    July 4 · 1 hr 39 min

    137 - The Presidents (Or 250 Years Of Follies)

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Happy 250th Birthday Merica! Today we celebrate by talking about some of the lunatics that have governed the great nation of The United States of America. Fuck King George! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E36
    June 27 · 1 hr 32 min

    136 - Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales VI (Or Sleeping Beauty Gets Ugly)

    AMA Cap and The Monk! It's getting sleepy in here once again, so tuck yourself in and get ready to hear just how F'd up sleeping beauty was in it's original form as Cap tells you another book accurate bedtime tale! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E35
    June 20 · 1 hr 19 min

    135 - Roy Sullivan (Or Lightning Crashes)

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Today The Monk tells us about the man who got hit by lightning the most times in recorded human history and Zeus is pissed yo! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

  • S3 · E34
    June 13 · 1 hr 56 min

    134 - Deer Crossing Part 2

    AMA Cap and The Monk! Deer Crossing gets brought to justice once and for all. Get ready to learn how one movie completely unravels into like 6 different movies in the final ten minutes of the goddamn runtime....this is why we live to drown our sorrows in the pumpkin water.... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

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