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The Folium Diary

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The Folium Diary begins as the playful audio journal of Cherie Hazzard, a brilliant, elusive young woman documenting her “internship” with a mysterious project called the Folium. Through books, banter, flirtation, philosophy, and small-town drama, Cherie gradually reveals that the diary itself is part of a larger performance: an attempt to introduce a long-term social vision rooted in ecological wisdom, affectionate anarchy, and the nurturing of better humans. As the story unfolds, family secrets, doppelgängers, hidden rooms, and shifting narrators widen the world. By the end of season one, the Folium emerges as both idea and experiment: a strange, loving nudge toward a better civilization.

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  • Yesterday · 14 sec

    Music of the Spheres

    For Dad 🍃 Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

  • November 3 · 6 min

    🌈 Pride of the Valkyries 🏀

    Please Note: Raff has a Masters in Aerobatics ✈️ Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • November 2 · 3 min

    Dream A Little Dreamix 🍒

    Helen Hazzard, Cher's mom, met Todd Parker in the Virgin Islands and they hit it off, resulting in this collaborative remix. Helen is in to Breaking Bad and Todd is a Twin Peaks fan, but they bonded over Pluribus. Cher asked if that's anything like a Greyhound bus 🙄 She has a lot of catching up to do! Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • November 2 · 5 sec

    Pride of the Valkyries 🌈

    UPCOMING EPISODES 11/15 Something about cats 🐈 people love cats. 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard Be sure to watch The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

  • S1 · E17
    October 15 · 11 min

    Stuart's 👻 Scary 👻 Special

    No raspberries were harmed in the making of this podcast. Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • September 23 · 2 min

    ♻️ Page 1

    "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" - an appealing mantra! Celebrating our first anniversary by recycling Page 1 ♻️ Thank you Isabella Doherty, Sofia Puen, Samantha Church, Laurel Machak, Elahe, Alex Pontois, Joyce Lancaster, Todd Parker, Stephen Ulrich, and Samin Saadat. Special Thanks to Maple Whispers ASMR 🍁 Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • September 23 · 37 sec

    The Folium Diary Jingle 💈

    Celebrating our first anniversary with an ai-generated jingle that's more doo-wop than barbershop 🎶 but that's how we (barrel) roll ✈️ Thanks Ethan 🤖 Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

  • September 15 · 3 min

    Dream A Little Dream ✨

    The Folium Foundation is proud to present: Helen Hazzard and the Dreamers Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • S1 · E16
    September 15 · 26 min

    What I Did On My Summer Vacation 🌊

    MacBeth wasn't too happy about me taking her picture - can you tell? 😅 🌼 see more summer snaps! 🌼 Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • September 6 · 26 min

    Time 🪰 Flies

    The Folium is pleased to present Catchfly by Nutgraph Time Flies performed by The Shuggah Pies It Says Here performed by Tantrum The Receiver performed by Alien Knife Fight Birthday Girl performed by The O'Pears Porch Bells performed by Jewelia Time Flies performed by Christen Noël ASMR Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • August 16 · 2 min

    🕖 Lucky 🐎 Number

    Cherie, thank you for letting me make my first (and probably last) podcast episode! - Prof B. Seven Sevens: Feast of the Seven Fishes Life in Seven Songs Seven Pillars of the Circular Economy Seven Samurai Seven Perceptual States New Seven Wonders of the World Dance of the Seven Veils (Cherie said 'Folium' is actually spelled with seven letters, like Ffynnon, but the second 'f' is invisible. Was she kidding? With Cherie, you never really know 🫥) Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • August 16 · 1 min

    🕕 Status 🍄 Report 26B

    Give thy thoughts no tongue, Nor any unproportioned thought his act. Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar. Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried, Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel; But do not dull thy palm with entertainment Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in, Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee. Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment. Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy; For the apparel oft proclaims the man, And they in France of the best rank and station Are of a most select and generous chief in that. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine ownself be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

  • August 16 · 1 min

    🕔 Status 🍄 Report 26A

    All the world’s a stage And all the men and women merely players They have their exits and their entrances And one person in their time plays many parts Their acts being seven ages... Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

  • August 16 · 3 min

    🕓 FAQ 🤷🏼 Folium Answers Questions

    Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • August 16 · 4 min

    🕒 AFQ 🙋🏻‍♀️ Ask Folium Questions

    Our CEO seems to have gone on at length. Ms. Hazzard is the only one with the authority to override the CEO's actions, and she was last seen pedaling an old bicycle down a dirt road, wearing a sun dress and floppy hat. Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • August 16 · 3 min

    🕑 Folium 🎭 Footnotes

    Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • August 16 · 20 min

    🕐 DJ Daisy 🎧 Parlor Picks

    The Folium's favourite 78's, picked from the parlours of the Grand Lodge, plus a song by Daisy's Mom, who is "half of 78, and holding" 😉 Shirley Temple • What Did The Blue Jay Say? Ada Falcon • La Ultima Copa Young Crooners • Akasabali Semi Sheheen • Dabka Dance Dol Dauber's Orchestra • Of Youth Samantha Church • I Knew You Back In Before Times (🤬) Christopher Hogwood • Pastorale Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • S1 · E15
    August 15 · 56 min

    Daisy 🌼 Drops

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  • S1 · E14
    August 14 · 46 min

    The Folium Dispatch

    Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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  • S1 · E13
    August 13 · 21 min

    Danielle vs Bloody Jack

    Support the show COMING UP 11/15 Smoke On The Water 🐈 12/15 The Return of Cherie Hazzard 🎂 Watch the Folium's collaboration with Maple Whispers ASMR on youtube: The Girl Who Could Not Sleep

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