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The Edge Breakfast

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The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

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  • 152 episodes
  • Avg 41 min
  • English
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  • November 1 · 1 hr 5 min

    RADIO SHOW | 829 | winning with a v

    Clint is still away on safari in Kenya, so Cal joins Meg and Dan for a Monday catch-up covering Halloween trick-or-treating, teens at the door, and Dan’s embarrassing phone calculator history. They share scandal headlines including Harry Styles’ emotional New York residency wrap and Taylor Swift paying Nelly $50k for a brief surprise performance. Listener calls weigh in on marrying young, while Cal admits calling noise control after late-night celebrations. The team debates who should pay on a first date, launches a new week of the dating-story “Impostor” game, crowns a Festie Bestie winner, and picks a dog skincare startup for Marketing Monday—plus an office mystery involving a half-eaten Nutella jar. 04:50 Calculator History Roast 07:34 Scandal Headlines 10:04 First Call of the day 13:27 Naughty 640 20:29 Easy Money 22:16 Young Wedding Debate 30:20 What You Got Updates 34:05 I Saw The Sign Challenge 37:33 Who Pays First Date 44:18 Easy Money 46:30 Imposter Story One 53:55 Festie Besties Winner 55:28 Marketing Monday Jingles

  • October 29 · 14 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 148 | Tape Your Nipples

    Between debating a 3-metre telepathy dilemma and reliving Dan’s explosive hallway meltdown at Carl, the crew unpacks a nightmare hotel room trip to Taylor Swift, Dan's undercover second dinner at Nando's, chafed nipple survival tips, and an explosive gym fart sent via voice memo from Clint in Africa.

  • October 29 · 1 hr

    RADIO SHOW | 827 | left my undies at my exes house

    Dan and Meg host Edge Breakfast while Clint is in Africa, chatting Halloween plans, trick-or-treating etiquette, and when Christmas celebrations should start. They cover pop culture gossip including Wicked press tour discourse and the suggestive Dune Part 3 popcorn bucket, play Easy Money, and share Dan’s infamous childhood ‘ditched undies’ story that sparks listener confessions. Relationship advice heats up over whether revenge cheating is ever justified. In the Imposter game, listeners back Maya, who admits she lied, revealing Amanda told the truth. The show also gives away Katseye tickets and ends with Freaky Friday spooky stories, including eerie kid encounters and unexplained happenings. 00:00 Halloween Kickoff Chat 00:13 Trick or Treat Debate 02:59 Ghosting Horror Stories 04:25 Celebrity Scandal Roundup 06:30 First Call Imposter Game 10:17 When Christmas Starts 14:26 Clint in Africa Giving Back 17:07 Easy Money Challenge 19:11 Ditching Undies Confessions 21:52 Callers Share Undies Dumps 26:23 Employee of the Week Carl 28:30 Carl Button Bloopers 29:18 Worst Halloween Treats 30:23 Bronze Silver Gold Rankings 33:16 Listener Candy Horror Stories 34:31 Cheating Revenge Dilemma 38:17 Calls On Cheating Back 41:37 Easy Money Quiz 43:54 Impostor Jury Deliberation 47:26 Winner Reveal Twist 50:58 Katseye Tickets Chat 53:33 Freaky Friday Spooky Stories 57:36 More Ghost Calls Finale

  • October 29 · 11 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 147 | We’re Living in a Simulation

    Are we living in a simulation, or are we all just being tracked? Dan, Meg, and Carl unpack listener Adam’s unreal story of bumping into the same high school acquaintance across five different countrie, from a Thai beach to a Costa Rican library. The team dives down a Reddit rabbit hole of mind-bending coincidences, featuring a hang-glider crash that reunited long-lost Kiwi mates, a phone misdial that called the guy sitting directly opposite on the train, and the uncanny feeling that everyday strangers are just malfunctioning NPCs.

  • October 28 · 1 hr 8 min

    RADIO SHOW | 827 | bricking it

    Clint, Meg and Dan run Edge Breakfast while sick voices take over, swapping stories from facials to Dan’s awkward stool sample drop-off. They discuss mindless comfort TV, celebrity scandal headlines (Jennifer Lawrence’s school lie and a Hunger Games reunion, plus Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato’s makeup collab), and play Upgrade/Downgrade comparing childhood dream jobs to current roles. Easy Money sees Grace and Jade narrowly miss $1,000 with letters J and M. The team also hears mistaken-identity and travel mishap calls, pushes a listener sign-posting contest for Electric Ave tickets, and continues Dating Imposters with three competing stories (Amanda, Maya, Jesse) as listeners debate who’s telling the truth. The episode ends with Dan’s infamous childhood embarrassment about soiled undies and avoiding someone from his past, prompting more listener confessions. 02:01 Dan Stool Sample Fiasco 04:30 Mindless TV Comfort Shows 07:50 Scandal Headlines 10:21 First Call Hugs And Lies 15:06 Upgrade Or Downgrade 22:19 Easy Money 24:30 Meg Kmart Mistaken Worker 32:33 Imposters Recap 34:50 Poster Sign Challenge 40:50 Listener Travel Mishaps 45:35 Easy Money 47:33 Final Imposter Story 56:45 Boomer Dating Advice 01:00:29 Spider Man Undies Story 01:03:52 Who Are You Avoiding

  • October 27 · 13 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 146 | The Brick Undies

    Dan, Meg, and producer Carl are back in the studio tackling life's heaviest debates...from why needle-free vasectomies exist while childbirth is still utterly brutal, to whether anyone can genuinely pull off wearing sunglasses indoors. Meg confesses to deliberately throwing school eye exams just to wear prescription frames, while Dan reveals why he was once referred for a brain scan during high school dance class.

  • October 27 · 1 hr 8 min

    RADIO SHOW | 826 | butt drilling

    Producer Carl fills in as Edge Breakfast dives into Philippa’s hilarious misheard lyrics (“born to be” vs “butter bean”), then listeners share big family drama, including a brother’s emotional affair that forces relatives into the fallout. The team opens the phones on the brutally honest things kids say, sparking stories about “vaginas” and body-part mix-ups. They play Easy Money (letters I and Q), swap right-text-wrong-person disasters, and kick off the Love Island Australia “Imposter” dating-story game. Plus: ridiculous real names, Prince William’s childhood career dreams, red flags revealed too late, and listeners promoting the show with creative signs—including a car wrap. 00:41 Mum Misheard Lyrics 03:15 Family Drama Calls 06:36 Scandal Update 09:18 Anonymous Affair Reveal 13:02 Mean Things Kids Say 19:58 Easy Money 22:33 Wrong Text Chaos 32:46 Funny Names Segment 36:49 Upgrade Downgrade 43:22 Easy Money 46:08 Imposter Dating Twist 53:30 Dan Fakes Hypnosis 58:51 Red Flags Too Late 01:05:02 Listener Marketing Stunts

  • October 27 · 12 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 145 | Grand Theft Marriage

    With Clint off dodging wildebeests in Kenya, Producer Carl and Dan take the mic to dissect the wildest, pettiest, and most unhinged final straws that made women pull the pin on their marriages. From husbands stepping over sick partners to drink water, to hiding inside bedroom closets while their wives investigate break-ins.

  • October 26 · 1 hr 11 min

    RADIO SHOW | 825 | Imposter is back

    Clint’s away in Africa, so Meg, Dan and Producer Carl run Edge Breakfast with stories from the long weekend, including a trampoline park mishap and a debate over wearing pajamas to the supermarket. They chat pop culture updates like Harry Styles’ “Coming Up Roses,” review Zara Larsson’s show, and play Easy Money. The Imposter returns with a Love Island Australia dating twist and a trip prize, plus the team ranks celebs on the A/B/C-list. Sven delivers a chaotic news roundup, and matchmaker Jeannie answers listener dating questions and matches Dan with celebrity picks. 00:31 Clint In Africa 01:43 Weekend Catch Up 03:01 Trampoline Park Chaos 04:56 First Caller Marina 08:30 Harry Styles Gossip 10:15 Let's Settle this 14:20 Naughty 640 17:29 Zara Larsson Review 21:29 Easy Money 23:22 Never Met A Bad? 30:11 Sven News Roundup 34:22 Billboard Contest 38:39 A Lister Rankings 46:39 Easy Money 49:29 Imposter Dating Story 58:55 Liam Lawson Sings 01:01:40 Love Genie Returns

  • October 23 · 28 min

    GREATEST EIGHT - 24th October

    Here is this weeks Greatest Eight. Including Dans marketing Monday jingle, Meg and Clints dating cons as well as a Miley Cyrus hit the spot

  • October 22 · 18 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 144 | The Scratch & Sniff Test

    Meg’s jalapeño-pineapple pickled onion cheesecake unleashes pure office chaos, forcing Theo into a walk of shame straight to the kitchen sink. Plus, Mick pulls the most unhinged R20 dating “icks” from Instagram, from 40-year-olds DoorDashing DVD players to show off high school football tapes, to literal biological hazards, and Creech drops a wildly inappropriate take on eating ass vs. tomatoes

  • October 22 · 1 hr 10 min

    RADIO SHOW | 824 | Hazelnut Hogs

    Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday Edge Breakfast ahead of a long weekend, give $100 to first caller Sophia, and debate whether the cook should also do the dishes. Scandal headlines cover Pitbull reacting to an unrehearsed J.Lo moment and thriller author James Patterson moving into romantasy. Listeners compete in “Eyes for the Signs” with creative promos, then judge Dan’s brutally honest dating cons. Easy Money stumps callers for $1,000, while Westpac Studio Tap awards $1,000 to Jakey after his son spills Fanta on a PlayStation. Meg reads a poem for her daughter’s 5th birthday, Laura McGoldrick previews a packed sport weekend, and the team taste-test wild food creations, including Meg’s pickled onion cheesecake and Dan’s “hazelnut hog. 02:14 Theatre Talk Jesus Superstar 08:30 Scandal Headlines 11:04 Lets Settle This 14:53 I saw the signs 22:11 Brutally Honest Dating Cons 26:47 Easy Money 28:51 Producers Diary 33:36 Meg Selling Her House 44:34 Westpac Studio Tap 47:02 Pickled Onion Cheesecake 52:19 Easy Money 55:30 Birthday Poem for Daisy 59:47 Sport Roundup 01:04:40 Nutella Hazelnut Hog

  • October 21 · 11 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 143 | Clint wants to do what in the lounge?

    Is making a cringe TikTok video actually the key to selling your house? This week, Meg gets ready to put her family home on the market. She shares why she’s terrified of cringey real estate trends and how emotional it is to say goodbye to a house full of memories. Meanwhile, Clint offers a hilarious way to comfort her on move-out day, and Dan plans to crash her open homes in disguise to drive up the price.

  • October 21 · 1 hr 8 min

    RADIO SHOW |823| wrecking balls

    Clint, Meg, and Dan return with a big show: Dan upgrades “Hit The Spot” by getting winched up in a flesh-toned morph suit to perform Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” misses the timing, then nails it on the second try. They unpack Dan’s fake neck tattoo mishap, debate who deserves lotto winnings, and hear from Kai who won $800k at 18 and paid off his parents’ house. A caller shares a family intervention over an affair. Scandal headlines tease a new Glee series, Love Island chat reveals a bombshell hasn’t kissed in two years, and Meg’s brutally honest dating cons tap listeners out. The show ends with a disastrous lychee-peanut butter-chocolate-onion creation ahead of Marco Pierre White’s visit. 02:44 Neck Tattoo Disaster 04:38 Family Intervention Drama 09:44 Glee Revival Gossip 10:57 Electric Ave Sign Hunt 15:44 Lotto Money Rules 23:43 Easy Money 25:42 Love Island Bombshell 33:51 Wrecking Ball Rehearsal 36:23 Books by Boomers 39:35 Westpac Studio Tap Winner 42:17 Meg Dating Cons Jury 46:48 Easy Money 48:53 Wrecking Ball Hit The Spot 55:03 Replay Verdict And Redo 59:30 Marco Pierre White Tease 01:00:30 Inventing New Food Combo

  • October 20 · 17 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 142 | AI Rizz

    Clint and Dan are joined by Lucy while Meg recovers at home. The crew kicks off with a spirited physical roast, from measuring eye lengths to debating whether Dan has an underbite, before diving down a bizarre Guinness World Records rabbit hole involving 66-year-old fingernails and the logistics of intimate life.

  • October 20 · 1 hr 19 min

    RADIO SHOW | 822 | Getting what you pay for

    Meg is off sick so Lucy fills in as the team reacts to a shocking attack on an Australian politician and shares Lucy’s unsettling encounter while walking, sparking a discussion on safety and raising respectful boys. Listeners confess secrets, including a teen locker-room fire, and the crew debates how long a voice message is too long. They cover quick scandal headlines, play Easy Money, and share awkward “teacher in the wild” sightings. “Hit The Spot” voting selects Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” with plans for an over-the-top studio setup. They launch a sign promo for Electric Ave tickets, preview the Imposter dating edition to win Sydney trips, chat to a Love Island Australia bombshell, debate GTA NPC flirting, swap worst-timed holiday stories, and check in with the Arvo Show living in a camper van at Spark. 00:00 Morning Kickoff 00:46 Early Text Awards 02:25 Lucy Street Encounter 05:46 Secret Confessions Call 09:49 Scandal Headlines 11:38 Voice Message Limits 16:55 Naughty 640 Dakota 22:41 Hit The Spot Voting 25:07 Easy Money 27:16 Teachers In The Wild 34:24 Sign Promotion Contest 38:52 Westpac Studio Tap 39:20 Teacher Wins Grocery Spree 41:08 Imposter Game Returns 42:41 Wild Dating Story Teasers 45:34 Love Island Bombshell Interview 49:14 Easy Money 52:50 Hit The Spot desicion 56:59 GTA NPC Flirting Debate 01:06:34 Paris Riots Holiday Timing 01:14:48 Arvo Show Campervan Chaos

  • October 19 · 17 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 141 | Nocturnals

    We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal. Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!

  • October 19 · 1 hr 10 min

    RADIO SHOW | 821 | airbrushing

    Meg is away sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan kick off Tuesday with early-texter medal awards, a debate about scheduling texts and using ChatGPT for grocery lists, and Clint’s mission to catch a mouse humanely. Caller Alice returns with a story about her sister winning the South African lotto and the crew gives away $100. Scandal includes Selena Gomez saying vaping changed her voice and Kings of Leon announcing a 2027 Auckland Domain show. Comedian Chopper joins to plug his NZ tour, Gemma shares doing Olivia Dean’s nails backstage, Dan debuts a chaotic Macarena jingle, listeners share wild “right after birth” stories, and the team tackles A-lister rankings, forever engagements, and more giveaways. 02:20 Mouse Droppings Panic 05:50 First Call Alice Returns 09:43 Scandal 11:47 Chopper Gold Interview 15:40 Olivia Deans Nail artist 20:16 Easy money 22:45 Marketing Monday 30:06 Postpartum Pressure Talk 37:16 Kings of Leon Giveaway 39:04 Tuesday News Radar 41:37 Brutally Honest Dating Cons 46:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win 48:34 Easy Money 50:36 A Lister Debate 58:04 Hit The Spot Song Vote 01:01:47 Forever Engagement Stats 01:05:24 Longest Engagement Calls

  • October 18 · 19 min

    OVERTHINKERS | 140 | Dan did something illegal

    Dan gets into a full-blown yelling match with a nosy neighbour over sidewalk parking, complete with Hannah stepping in and threats of running people over. Meanwhile, Meg puts Dan's intelligence to the test with a "Quiz for Dummies" to redeem his math abilities from last week, featuring a lifeline call to Clint and a very confusing riddle about cats and mice. Plus, the team tracks down an old booster math classmate, and the studio text machine gets flooded with NSFW insults.

  • October 18 · 1 hr 16 min

    RADIO SHOW | 820 | a 300 percent decline

    Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with holiday chatter, Halloween costume predictions and a recap of Olivia Dean’s delayed but “worth it” gig. They take calls for “I still haven’t…” (including a listener who’s never left New Zealand), debate wedding gift spending, and hit Scandal headlines on Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Dan’s struggle solving 11×11 leads into Quiz for Dummies, while Easy Money nearly lands $1,000. They judge ultra-honest dating “pros and cons,” prank-call Clint’s mum as Santa, test 24-hour business jingles, get celebrity matches from a matchmaker, give away a $1,000 Westpac card, and reveal a hilarious sign-download website mix-up. 01:45 Coffee Catchup 05:13 First Call Confessions 08:33 Scandal 11:08 Top Halloween Costumes 15:41 Dan vs 11x11 19:32 Quiz for Dummies 22:47 Easy Money 25:04 Ocean Dating Honesty 38:15 Small Business Jingle Returns 41:38 Wedding Gift Debate 48:56 Easy Money 51:15 Santa Calls Mum 58:12 The Love Jeanie 01:08:12 Westpac Studio Tap Win 01:10:39 Poster Sign Stuff Up

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