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dropthebeatonit

Tales of decline and fall and abject despair. Some home truths on depression, first dates, break-ups and hair loss, this is a guide on how not to live. Some documented martyrdom with a soul before AI eats us all for breakfast.

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#15
Tuesday · 26 min
The Universe Is Listening
Turns out you don’t have to be a five year old to believe in magic. Or perhaps you do after all.
#14
Friday · 20 min
My Father And I
A story about father son relations that went into the pantheon of all time top 3 familial bust-ups with a bunch of love sprinkled in.
#13
September 18 · 11 min
A Day In The Life Of A Bike Messenger
Pounding asphalt for ten hours a day on two wheels through the big city can soften a lot of life's hard edges.
#12
September 14 · 12 min
Today Was A Good Day
People love telling you how miserable their morning was but when’s the last time someone told you about the best day ever.
#11
September 10 · 12 min
Beauty and Awe and Psychedelics and Monkeys
An investigation into why beauty flips our lids so hard and what shrooms and monkeys might have to do with it.
#10
September 7 · 10 min
These Things I Know
Even the sun shines on a dog's ass someday. This is 25 things my adult brain has taught me.
#9
September 4 · 17 min
A House On A Hill
A story about family and homecoming and how at some point we all heading back to Pride Rock.
#8
September 2 · 10 min
The Dark And Lonely World Of YouTube Addiction
The slings and arrows of a clinical addiction to cat videos and Russian road traffic accidents.
#7
September 1 · 14 min
I Gotta Go See About A Girl
A sweet and salty subzero history of first dates, I slid my ticket across the table and said sorry guys I gotta go see about a girl.
#6
August 30 · 9 min
The Strange Feeling Of Watching Your Hair Fall Out
The desperate attempt to retain street cred whilst styling out the head as bowling ball look.
#5
August 29 · 10 min
The Greatest Story Never Told
A peculiar episode that took place one balmy summer's eve on the top deck of a night bus.
#4
August 26 · 12 min
One Foot In Front Of The Other Endlessly
A five day walk through the Highlands is the sweetest slap in the face on the planet.
#3
August 24 · 10 min
The Mind-Bending Majesty Of A Dawn Run
How much can you really know about yourself if you've never been on a run.
#3
August 19 · 12 min
The Mind-Bending Majesty Of A Dawn Run
Running through the dawn can soften a lot of life’s hard edges and damn I miss it like it was yesterday.
#2
August 17 · 11 min
The World Makes Sense When You're Sat In The Tub
The bubbling realisation that a decent repost to life’s quandaries is to kick back in a puddle of your own filth.
#1
July 31 · 14 min
The New Cross Blonde
The sordid tale of putting your junk on the line in a foolhardy attempt to get a girl's number and getting one's just deserts.

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