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The David Eagle Podcast

David Eagle

The podcast of David Eagle: the adventures of a non-dancing blind comedian and folk singer.

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Saturday · 29 min
Ill Eagle Recording
I’m not well. IN fairness, people have been telling me that for years. I have a sore throat and cold. Still, I soldier on, like the brave boy I am, to bring you a mini podcast, featuring an anecdote about a recent gig, some more school reports, and a creaky door update. Plus I gain a new famous follower.
October 31 · 1 hr 21 min
I’m Afraid You’ll Have To Have Your Hair Cut in a Field
More kangaroo testicle facts courtesy of James Fagan. Cassette Roulette features gladiators, monsters and an incontinent celebrity. And does this podcast have a very high-ranking listener from the world of politics?
October 24 · 1 hr 7 min
Naked Farmyard Goat Yoga
Featuring the reveal of my new surely-soon-to-be viral dance hit, inspired by our seventeen-year-old niece Imogen, and her What’sapp message to us , reacting to the pilfering of her pain au chocolat. Former medical doctor turned folk musician James Fagan returns with another animal testicles fact. And there’s major Le Creuset News.
October 17 · 1 hr 7 min
Bring Back The Nut Sack
Featuring loud Christians, a mute delivery driver, and a perverted research student. Folk musician and former medical doctor James Fagan is back to chat about bollocks and bullocks, and I get excited and have a bit of an accident.
October 10 · 1 hr 17 min
Testicle Trivia, Toothbrush Talk, Ulcer Update and an Awkward Badger-Based Bedroom Incident
Folk singer and former medical doctor James Fagan joins us to talk bollocks. Cassette Roulette takes us on a strange journey from the poetry of Arthur Seymour John Tessimond to Pat and Peggy of EastEnders. Our niece inspires a dance hit with her posh pain au chocolat panic, we check out British Gas’s sexually suggestive TV advert, and there are more mystery musical challenges, this time with an incendiary twist.
October 2 · 1 hr 17 min
Too Big For Gravy. Featuring Ross Noble’s Rogue alligator
I’m talking taps in Technological Regression Masquerading As Technological Progression. Join me in the kitchen for another exciting dish-washing special, providing listener Steve with one heck of a high-scoring round of Exclamation Cricket. The return of Cassette Roulette leads us down a rabbit hole involving Ross Noble and an alligator. There’s more vestibule-based chat, more mechanical music challenges, and Ellie turns roving reporter, conducting an exclusive interview for Le Creuset News.
September 26 · 1 hr 8 min
I Embarrass Myself in a Bakery and Get Physically Threatened in the Street
It’s been a while, but this week I recount a harrowing journey that involves coming under attack on a deserted street in Sheffield. I also have an awkward incident in a bakery. To unwind, I take a bath—and fear not, I bring you in with me. There’s an update on my recent dalliance with the Daily Mail, plus more recordings of listeners’ washing machines and more mechanical musical challenges.
September 19 · 1 hr 16 min
I’ve Been Written About in the Daily Mail
This week, Ellie gets a Google Alert for my name, linking to a Daily Mail article in which I am mentioned and quoted. We read you the article, then embark on some investigative journalism of our own to uncover the truth behind the story. And that’s not the only article we read on this week’s podcast: we also have the write-up of the very strange interview I did for a Yorkshire newspaper last week. Plus listeners’ Yorkshire jokes, more mechanical musical challenges and, I suppose at this point it probably goes without saying, more Le Creuset news.
September 12 · 1 hr 11 min
Featuring A Drunk Vicar And A Naughty Duck
It’s a very literature-heavy podcast this week, as we bring you spontaneous limericks, a poem from my ten-year-old self, and I recount the rather unusual newspaper interview that I did a few days back. Plus, finally, after months of waiting, I’m back in the kitchen for a dishwashing special. More mechanical musical challenges, more Le Creuset news, and the return of our catchily titled feature Technological Regression Masquerading As Technological Progression.
September 4 · 1 hr
Featuring The Young’uns, Emily Portman, Sam Carter, Pressgang Mutiny, Mathew Crampton and Alan Carr
Join me at Folk East Festival along with the other two from The Young’uns and friend of the podcast Mathew Crampton, for a chat with folk singers Emily Portman and Sam Carter, plus Canadian shanty band Pressgang Mutiny. Emily is the victim of an impersonation, Sam takes the law into his own hands, and Pressgang Mutiny inspire a Canadian-based guessing game. Meanwhile, back at home, I am contacted by the dead, there’s a mystery music challenge, and we’re fleetingly joined by Alan Carr.
August 28 · 59 min
Introducing Chester Oddsocks
It’s the final chapter of my fantasy Novella, The Story Of The Brain King. Will the Time Doctor and the Lord Of Darkness agree to stop the destruction of an entire planet? Cassette Roulette showcases one of my invented childhood games. There’s a brief appearance from Dara Ó Briain and Terry Wogan, and we have another strange experience in the Turkish baths.
August 20 · 1 hr 1 min
It’s Nosh Time! With Special Guest Ainsley Harriott
This week we have an unexpected encounter with celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott, who involves himself in our feature Potato News. The Time Doctor and The Lord Of Darkness go head-to-head in an epic battle of words, with part 11 of my childhood fantasy novella, The Story Of The brain King. There’s news and sport courtesy of Cassette Roulette. We’re contacted by members of the North East’s 90s Happy Hardcore community,. And there's more Le Creuset news.
August 14 · 1 hr 11 min
Geordie Ravers And Trumpet Playing Robots
We're back with another dose of dragons and confusing characters courtesy of my childhood novella, The Story Of the Brain King. Cassette Roulette takes us into a surreal world of late night 90s North East raves. And you send us your examples of one word song triggers.
August 7 · 1 hr 23 min
Nipples And Wine
This week I goaded Mike Read and was slapped in the face by a posh old lady on the train. Plus more unusual audio clips curtesy of Cassette Roulette, and it’s part 9 of my childhood fantasy novella The Story Of The Brain King.
July 31 · 1 hr 32 min
Featuring A Leg Licking Marmot And Some Constipated Cattle
I have yet another weird massage experience. I remix Morrissey. It’s the return of Cassette Roulette and a surprise reappearance for Potato News. There’s tea-based controversy, bible studies and a Le Creuset exclusive. Plus part 8 of my childhood fantasy novella, The Story Of The Brain King, where we find out what happens when a dragon-riding Knight is confronted by a computer.
July 24 · 48 min
Rebellious When Thwarted
We unearth my primary school reports. We finally take a little step forward with our rescue mission in part 7 of my childhood fantasy novella The Story Of The brain King. There’s listener tea reviews, advice for dealing with ferrel nursery kids, and I have a run-in with a sign language interpreter who castigates my lack of originality whilst fervently promoting a proponent of moist genitalia.
July 17 · 53 min
Shaggy Crossed With a Cow
Lots of drama this week. Pip is on a perilous precipice of a mountain; Olivia faces fire; Steve is on a mission to infiltrate his local church; I get attacked by nursery children, and it’s time to find out whether we’re able to escape the Lord Of Darkness and his creatures of death.
July 11 · 1 hr 12 min
Rotational Stomping
More crazy characters, confusion and chaotic capers in the sixth instalment of my childhood fantasy novella The Story Of The brain King. Ellie has acquired a new hobby, and she’s made yet another secret recording of me. There’s another cold brew tea tasting, a porcelain boob update from Steve, and Spammer Time helps us learn about the habits of the David Eagle Podcast listenership. Plus some behind the scenes chat from my BBC Radio appearances last weekend.
July 3 · 49 min
Podcasting While Lying On 8000 Spikes
Ellie has been secretly recording me. Find out whether we escape the dragon in part 4 of my childhood fantasy novella, The Story Of The brain King. We try to break into prison. And fear not, there is of course more Le Creuset news.
June 26 · 59 min
Oh Go Away You Stupid Dragon
What’s the link between listeners of the David Eagle Podcast and disgraced Former CEO of the Scottish National Party Peter Murrell? There’s more exciting BBC Radio 4 news. It’s part 3 of my childhood fantasy novella, The Story Of the Brain King, where we travel far back in time and meet two very ancient and surprisingly petulant characters. We have a couple of encounters with anti-social teenagers. Steve and his Porcelain boobs are back from holiday, and Olivia returns with revelations a plenty and well and truly rises to my musical challenge.

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