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The Cryptonaut Podcast

The Cryptonaut Podcast.

Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal Phenomenon, UFOs, Ufology and Unsolved Mysteries .... all while keeping a close eye on our reptilian overlords that dwell in the flat, hallow, robot infested Earth. This is the Cryptonaut Podcast.

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#454
Monday · 1 hr 13 min
#454: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 45: Return To Area X
The high strangeness continues at Area X with a Glimmer Man encounter, strange voices, UAPs, a towering black figure, and a spirit box that seems to know things it shouldn't. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch:Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#453
October 5 · 1 hr 8 min
#453: Hitchhiking Horrors: Ono's Expedition
For decades the dangers of hitchhiking have been illustrated both in pop fiction and all-too-real accounts of those unlucky enough to have picked-up (or been picked-up by) the wrong person. But while stories surrounding the sundry horrors of violence, torture and murder are more than enough to keep most well clear of the hitchhiking scene, there's yet another factor that ought concern late night motorists; that of paranormal passengers capable of taking one on a ride so dark and twisted that those involved can only wish that they had heeded their parent's childhood warning… and never, ever talked to strangers. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch:Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#452
September 28 · 1 hr 13 min
#452: The Gospel Of Miami Part 3: The Devil Smokes Newports
On Christmas morning, 1996, Bloody Mary and her mutinous minions took heaven by storm, Satan was betrayed, God barely escaped, the angels were exiled to Earth, and homeless children across the US began receiving dispatches from spectral messengers. In God's absence, the highest hope these already troubled kids had was to die a good death so they could be taken to a secret base in the Everglades and join a holy army of the living dead: a force led by an angelic underground, a couple of consecrated crocodilians and a mysterious Blue Lady who lives in the sea... Merry F#@%ing Christmas, it's the end of the world. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch:Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#451
September 14 · 1 hr 25 min
#451: The Gospel Of Miami Part 2: Target Earth
On the holiest night of the year, the unthinkable happened: a vast horde of demons, led by the Virgin Mother and Satan's former ally—re-branded as a cruel combination of child-slaying La Llorona and the mirror-dwelling monstrosity known as Bloody Mary—came roaring from the fiery depths of Hell, stormed the gates of Heaven and, against all odds, became the new rulers of paradise. With Heaven under her control, Mary, armed with her blood-red rosary, once again whipped her hellish forces into a fury… Their next stop: Target Earth. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch:Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#450
September 7 · 1 hr 18 min
#450: E.S.M.B. Syracuse Figure
A humanoid figure spotted in our own backyard! Human? Sasquatch? Other? BFRO Report Link:https://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=82485 The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#449
August 31 · 1 hr 15 min
#449: The Gospel Of Miami Part 1: 1996 — The Fall Of Heaven
In late 1996—with the world teetering ever closer to the edge of a new millennium—something extraordinary began to spread among the youngest and most vulnerable of America's homeless population. It was a story. Not a rumor nor urban legend but a complex mythology that seemed to have erupted, fully-fledged, over the course of a single night. An underground phenomenon that spontaneously emerged from coast to coast—told by the dead to the living—detailing an epic battle between heaven and hell; wherein the utterly unthinkable occurred. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#448
August 24 · 51 min
#448: Patreon Clip Show Summer 2026: Centaurs, Lionoids, Ghost Cows and Headless Horrors.
The quest for vengeance has begun! Centaurs are in the mine, Lionoids are creeping behind you, a Ghost Cow is just around the corner and a Headless Horror haunts the Highlands. Patreon EP #63: Are You Down With Centaurs? - Jun 27, 2021: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-63-52986305 https://ghostsofmagonia.blogspot.com/2020/12/subterranean-centaur-scare.html Patreon EP #88: Lionoids - Dec 5, 2021: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-88-59547178 https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/Feline_Fiend_Frightens_Fishing_First-Graders Patreon EP #133: Cowstarter and the Demijohn - Oct 16, 2022:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-133-73369590 https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cambria_County_Ghost_Cow Patreon EP #162: Quest for Vengeance - May 21, 2023: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-162-83325274 https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/Headless_Horror_of_the_Highlands The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#447
August 17 · 1 hr 5 min
#447: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 3: Reality Glitch, Orange Rods, CE5, Dogman and Bigfoot Encounters
An airplane to seems disappears into thin air. A listener crosses paths with an orange rod and possibly a Dogman. A group of teenagers fire a bottle rocket at Bigfoot… and get way more than they bargained for. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#446
August 10 · 1 hr 8 min
#446: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 44: The Phantom Rider & the One Legged Thing
Something stole a man from his bed. A cyclist raced through solid walls. And a one legged thing hopped out of a child's nightmares and into reality. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#445
August 3 · 1 hr 17 min
#445: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 7: It Never Ends
The paranormal pandemonium that had engulfed Braxton County in the summer of '52, was finally beginning to ebb. But this odyssey of the bizarre would never truly end and the legacy of the Flatwoods Incident is one that will likely endure for the ages. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#444
July 27 · 1 hr 24 min
#444: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 6: WTF is Going On?
In just over 24-hours, the sleepy hills of Braxton County were swept up in a tsunami of high strangeness from which it would never fully recover. In the midst of the chaos surrounding what many were beginning to believe was a full-scale alien invasion, a pair of intrepid paranormalists—one a globetrotting adventurer, the other a hometown hero—arrived at the scene and walked directly into the eye of this supernatural cyclone. Their investigation would become the stuff of legend, converting a fleeting news sensation into one of the most enduring, influential and significant UFO legends ever told. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#443
July 20 · 1 hr 25 min
#443: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 5: Bashful Billy & Co.
For the citizens of Braxton County, West Virginia, a surreal sequence of events would not only transform their once tranquil town into a whirring blender of metaphysical madness, but forever alter the landscape of modern ufology; resulting in the equivalent of ontological whiplash for those swept up in these reality-shattering events... Yet even for those left clinging to the frayed lashes of sanity, stranger things were still to come. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#442
July 13 · 1 hr 8 min
#442: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 4: All Hell Breaks Loose
Frightened, rattled and violently ill, a group of intrepid eyewitnesses managed to jump fences and hurtle down a steep slope in order to evade a perilously close encounter with one of the most bizarre beings on the books. But, despite their narrow escape, for most of this ill fated posse—not to mention the rest of Braxton County—the worst was yet to come. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#441
July 6 · 1 hr 14 min
#441: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 3: Enter The Green Monster
On the night of September 12th, 1952, eight eyewitnesses claimed to have had a run-in with a being so bizarre it not only left them in a state of shock but rocked Braxton County, West Virginia, to its very core. Though their encounter was brief, it set off a chain of events that would forever change this quintessentially quiet American town, leaving generations both frightened and fascinated by the existence of what locals refer to as: "The Green Monster." The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#440
June 29 · 1 hr 23 min
#440: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 2: The Invasion Begins
History books rarely mention it, but the summer of 1952 played host to one of the most alarming UAP flaps ever recorded. While most UFO buffs are familiar with the "Washington Invasion" of late July, few know of the September incursions that carried anomalous objects over some of America's most sensitive sites. The U.S. government viewed the events as an aerial intrusion by enemies unknown—the response was a stark order to USAF pilots: "Shoot them down!" The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#439
June 22 · 1 hr 6 min
#439: E.S.M.B. Swedish Space Cyclops And Friends: Minus Rob
Two bizarre encounters from rural Sweden: a retired farmer watches cone shaped cyclops like figures bounce across a foggy bog, while a teenage girl comes face-to-face with silent humanoids in silver suits searching through a moving freight train. Story Links:https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/3066231590232097/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/3041498436038746/ The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#438
June 8 · 58 min
#438: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 1: Watch The Skies!
West Virginia plays home to some of the most bizarre beasts and eccentric entities ever put to paper, but even among its outlandish ilk, there's one that stands out from the rest: the Flatwoods Monster. For all that's been written about this mechanical goliath, the story most know is only a small part of the truth. When all the surviving accounts are stitched together, what emerges is something much stranger—and potentially far more terrifying—than most would dare to imagine. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#437
May 25 · 1 hr 7 min
#437: House Of The Inexplicables
Within the various schools of paranormal study there exist an array of biological anomalies so bizarre they strain the credulity of even the most ardent true believers. We're not talking about the kinds of creatures who startle random hikers or abduct late night stargazers; that's child's play. No, we're talking about truly bizarre beings that lurk in the inky darkness beyond the edge of the established unknown—a cadre of creatures so unique, so incomprehensible, that only one word can hope to encapsulate their existence: "Inexplicable". The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#436
May 18 · 1 hr 2 min
#436: Strange Saga Of Mrs. X
In the midst of the psychedelic 60's, a woman known only as Mrs. X had a series of increasingly outlandish encounters with objects and entities beyond reckoning. It is a case that forces us to wonder whether she was born with an innate gift… or the victim of a para-psychological curse. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook
#435
May 11 · 58 min
#435: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 2: Abductions, Ghosts And Faceless Entities
A possible abduction attempt in Ontario.. missed only by a few inches and a listener is caught in back-to-back waves of high strangeness that doesn't fade… The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook

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