Tart Talk

The Time Capsule: Vagina veg | Harry Styles | Dead wife butter

Coco (the time travelling tart) and Queera Lynn have decided to put together a time capsule, so to educate future British youth on the difficulties we all face today... but what will they put in? They talk vagina vegetables, camels drinking fuel and much more! Should a Belerussian boy be allowed to put chess pieces in a strangers dog? Will making butter help a grieving Irish man? ... Find out in Coco's Confession and Queeras Question.

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Is Spain gay? Tap-ass | Wimbledon | Orgies | Jam boy Andrew

Coco, the time travelling tart and Queera Lynn talk Spain and all things Spanish in this weeks episode of tart talk... Asking questions like; why is Spain so gay? Is Tapas making the Spaniard soft? And what would you have a pervert for a slave?

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The Heat wave... Taliban applications | Lilt | Granny porn

Join Coco and Queera Lynn as they try and survive the great heatwave of summer 26. The girls will be trying their best to stay cool along with some much needed cool relief for the humid and frustrated listener with an array of topics ranging from Lilt to elderly love making so you know it'll be academic... Coco and Queera will also be helping lost souls in the ever popular ' Cocos Confession' and 'Queera's Question'!

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We're back Tarts! Coco's return | Aunt Bessie's Hole | Shagging Parents

Coco and Queera Lynn are back for series 3 you tarts! They've not seen each other for months. From Coco's glorious Australian tour to Queera's new crusade, they have a lot to catch up on. Popular features; Coco's confession & Queera's questions also return to help the confused and bewildered navigate the ever-changing modern world.

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Are Housewives Extinct?: The Tupperware Special

Finally, the 'Tupperware Special' is here! And trust us when we say it was worth the wait... Coco and Queera Lynn talk all things Tupperware, Exploring deeper into changing roles for women in society, technology and asking the question we all want to know the answer to, 'Are housewives extinct?' They discuss Netflix's 'Hack your Health: The secrets of your gut' and explore the opportunity of bringing their own homeware products to the market. The Tarts also help a homosexual man with advice for a romantic getaway...

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The Beatles / The Sixties | Is John Lennon alive?

Tart Talk is getting groovy this week as Coco (The time travelling tart) and Queera Lynn venture back in time to explore all things Beatles and all things sixties! Answering the question we all want the answer to, 'Is John Lennon still alive?' Is he? Find out here... They help a Toronto based fan with her homeless fingering dilemma, Queera takes on the Irish and Coco gets driven to madness trying to call Liverpool. The Tarts also discuss; Ruth Ellis, Elvis, the pill and the musical stylings of Yoko Ono...

Australia: What is the hype?

Coco is setting sail to Australia on her new comedy tour and has joined Queera Lynn to discuss, 'what is the hype about Australia?' From Kylie to BBQ's, Kangaroos to the Irwins, all corners of their fabulous world is investigated in Coco and Queera's First Nation based deep dive. They get their hands dirty with STD riddled Koala bears and help a fan with her very own sexually transmitted dilemma in 'Coco's Confession'. In response to potential accusations that this episode is a veiled plug for Coco's upcoming tour - This episode is NOT a plug for the tour, it is 'purely coincidental' (Coco), 'It's well timed drop and choice of country is pure chance' (Queera Lynn).

Are kinks dying out? Doggy lipsticks | Horse play | VR Roleplay

Woah! This episode contains graphic conversation about sex and kinks, so jump in! Coco and Queera Lynn leave no mucky stone unturned in this week's episode 'Are kinks dying out?' So whether you're looking for inspiration or just a peep into the wild and fabulous, this episode is your guide to a naughtier world behind the curtain. Pup play, Horse play, Alien toys and much more... this episode has it all. Coco and Queera also receives a question from a sex doll enthusiast in the USA.

Is romance dead? The Valentines Special

Your ultimate guide to a happy Valentines is finally here! So whether you're with a loved one, on a date or spending the day alone; Coco and Queera Lynn have a show for you. How should a man woo his lady? Which nation is the most romantic? and should fisting be taken up on this iconic day? All questions we are sure you want the answer to on this romantic public holiday. They dive into the complicated world of online dating, arranged marriages and sexual relationships within video games... So yes you're right to assume it might get a tad saucy at places! Coco and Queera also receive a confession of a sexual nature regarding sex on public transport from a lost soul in Southend-on-Sea.

Seven tips for a fabulous February : Get naked | Say yes | Steal a dog

Coco and Queera know that February can be tough! That's why the Tarts have developed a seven point plan to stave off those Wintery blues. There'll be exploring the joys of stealing, being nude and impersonating foreign accents. This truly is the Seven points you need to keep the clouds at bay. Lets make February... FAB-RUARY! They also receive an unholy confession about the Arch Bishop of Canterbury.

Are gingers in danger? : Ginger rights | Ginger icons | Pegging

This week the girls are talking all things ‘Ginger’. Ginger rights, Ginger icons and what the future has in store for the Gingers of the world! Coco ‘the time travelling tart‘ and the nations sweetheart, Queera Lynn are leaving no stone unturned. From Henry VIII to the the Ginger survival movement, they’ve got it covered! Let’s not forget Paddington bear and the Beckham wars of course… Coco and Queera will also be taking a ‘Queeras question’, where they help one lucky fan to understand the age old question… “Should I take up pegging?”

Should Dry January-ers be shot? : Greenland | Sobriety | Rachael Reeves

It's a new year and a new series - As always Coco 'The time travelling Tart' and Queera Lynn are holding back no punches as they put the world to rights from SOHO's iconic L'escargot! From Dry January to Greenland, Putin to Lasagna and Venice to fingering... There truly is no topic these Tarts can't handle! So, lay down your worries, grab a bev, light a fag and sit back with your two favourite Tarts and shrug off those January blues.

Tart Talk Christmas Special: What is Myrrh? | Noncy Snowmen | Cat litter gravy

It's Christmas morning and Coco has popped over to see Queera before church; bearing gifts, champagne and festive cheer... Christmas Day can be stressful, but not for these queens, so take some time to down tools, relax and have some YOU time with the girls as they embrace the spirit of Christmas in their usual silly, dark and kinky way!

Guy Fawkes Night: Bin Laden's Cave | Welsh men in shorts | Uninsurable Gingers

For their finale of series one, Coco and Queera Lynn end it all with a real bang to remember! Explore the history and festivities of this iconic British festival with Coco and Queera Lynn this November 5th... Coco orders Britains biggest legal firework from today's sponsor. Queera gets Shakespearian comedy off her chest, and they give some much needed advice to a man in Germany who wants to shag seasonal vegetables.

The Halloween Special ( It’s very spooky)

Things get a scary this week on Tart Talk for their extra spooky Halloween special! Coco and Queera explore the history of Halloween, get to grips with ghosts and get the best movie recommendation for Halloween 2025 from their horror movie specialist ‘Saffron Slayter’. They take a confession from some cheeky girls over in Salem and Coco tries to get Queera her very own GIMP suit for this year's festivities.

Perfume: Sniffing tennis balls | Bonking your Cousin | Jack the Ripper Shout-out

Things get a bit whiffy for Coco and Queera this week on Tart Talk as they investigate the world of perfume; it's history, its purpose and it's effect on society... From Napoleon to Jack the Ripper, they've got it all this week. Including some sound advice for a potential perpetrator of incest in Weybridge. The girls also get some fabulous dating advice from their sponsor of the week in Newcastle.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Bach ft. Paul Foot | The Von Trapp family singers | Hairy face syndrome

Coco and Queera dive into the world of classical music this week with a little help from their old party chum, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! They take a confession from a very confused Spaniard regarding sexual attraction to snakes and answer a very neutral question from a Swiss fan regarding the 'Glockenspiel'. Coco and Queera are also joined this week by their classic music exert, the fabulous and incredibly funny; Paul Foot! The iconic comedian joins them to talk all things Bach.

In the Navy: Lady Hamilton | Unhinged Viking behaviour | Bonking Lifeguards

Coco and Queera take to the high seas in this episode of Tart Talk! Lady Hamilton, Nelson, the vikings; if it happened on water, chances are these girls are going to get wet with them. They call a lucky sponsor in Portsmouth and help a young Canadian girl get her rocks off with the lifeguard of her dreams. This is one Jolly Roger you'll want to sail in!

Two in the Pink: Rococo Paintings | Gay Toothbrushes | The Thunderbirds Scandal

Coco and Queera delve into the fabulous world of all things PINK this week, and answer the big questions like, 'is pink for girls?' and 'will Mr Blobby make a good husband?' They explore a fabulous artist in this weeks painting of the week; chop off a guilty head in SHAG, MARRY, GUILLOTINE and help a struggling mother with her Childs sexuality.

Chocolate: Aztec Poppers | Belgium? | Gammon thief

Coco and Queera get knee deep in chocolatey goodness as they explore this much loved food item in today's deep dive. With help from their chocolate expert (Dr. Pino), they explore chocolates historical and sexual relevancy! They call a new sponsor in Belgium, help a struggling Cornish housewife with her baking and come to the aid of a diet cheating vegetarian.