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The Price of Freedom: Cash Bail with Ken W. Good

Should freedom before trial come with a price tag? Andrew and Joseph welcome back Ken W. Good, Texas bail attorney and board member of the Professional Bondsmen of Texas, back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod for an update on our conversation about cash bail and the debate over eliminating it. At the heart of the issue: how should America decide who stays behind bars and who goes home while awaiting trial? It’s a question that puts money, freedom, and the role of the bail bond industry under the microscope. Hear the industry’s perspective, bring your own questions, and decide where you stand. Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod.

Episode 242: Nobody Outpizzas The Reaper

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are Back for Another One Like They’re DJ Khaled Therapy Questions: How many extra years of life would make giving up your favorite food forever worth it? For science, you can give every toddler in America one identical adult-level ability. Which ability produces the most interesting results? How many pillows on a bed is objectively too many pillows? You’re drafting five foods to build the strongest possible Super Bowl party. What’s your #1 overall pick? Articles: Kimberly Guilfoyle resigns as U.S. ambassador to Greece after report she asked donor to pay her $100K credit card bill | YAHOO Over 100 people sustained brain injuries on X2 roller coaster at Six Flags, victims’ lawyers say | NBCNews Rep. Ilhan Omar’s house reportedly searched by federal agents | MSNOW

Episode 240: Grand Theft Auto-Tune

Todd Rundgren, we gotta get you a woman—and possibly take your microphone away. On Episode 240 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) unpack Rundgren’s shots at Taylor Swift and his theory that video games helped female pop stars take over music. You don’t have to be a Swiftie to recognize when someone’s turned an interview into an old man yelling at a cloud. Also on the menu: a Massachusetts lesbian bar’s mask-policy meltdown, Trump’s proposed “super intelligence” rebrand, and Andrew calling a poker bluff with bottom pair—and somehow getting lectured by the guy whose chips he’s stacking. The detours include moon water, pumpkin spice propaganda, sobriety and GLP-1 debates, fantasy-football trade drama, and Andrew casually revealing that he fell off a cliff. This week’s Therapy Questions tackle the greatest nonmusical sound, whether society could lose mirrors, photographs, or clocks, which “skills” are mostly confidence, and the one music genre you’d save to rebuild humanity’s soundtrack. Come for the Todd Rundgren roast. Stay for a grown man defending his constitutional right to make bacon at night. Follow the show, leave a rating, and send this episode to your favorite shit-talker. Go love yourselves. Music: “The LLC” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Todd Rundgren says Taylor Swift ‘ruined music,’ calls her the ‘apotheosis of mediocrity’ | Entertainment Weekly ​A fight over a lesbian bar’s Covid mask policy went viral for the wrong reasons | MSNOW ​US diplomats told to say ‘super intelligence’ — not AI — after Trump call | AP News

Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst Angle

Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst Angle You can spend all day perfecting your jawline, but you can’t control the angle the news takes. Andrew and Joseph get into the serious allegations facing looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular, his online persona, and the strange world that made him famous. Elsewhere, Trump tells a CNN reporter she shouldn’t be at the United Nations, a pro-Trump festival collapses after selling six VIP passes, and the guys ask whether AI giants want sensible regulation or a bigger head start. Plus: Andrew loses a drag queen bingo runway showdown, and Therapy Questions puts first impressions, fake legacies, Earth’s official smell, and useless reflexes up for debate. Music: Intro song: “Shake The Concrete” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes
Outro song: “Get It For Free” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Trump tells CNN 'You should not be here' as White House ban persists | AP News ​Social media influencer ‘Clavicular’ accused of rape | NPR ​Pro-Trump ‘Freedom Fest’ featuring Kid Rock canceled after poor VIP sales | MSNOW ​Altman, Amodei expected to join UN Security Council meeting about AI | CNBC

Episode 238: Is Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP Going To The Moon?

Hunter Biden has officially entered the meme-coin casino and naturally, he’s cashing in on the laptop scandal that refused to die. This week, Andrew and Joseph break down the launch of Hunter’s Laptop Coin, why some battleground Republicans are suddenly skipping a Trump-backed midterm convention, and the TSA’s new experiment allowing people without plane tickets through airport security. Plus, Therapy Questions investigates Dream You’s criminal record, a pill that permanently eliminates embarrassment, whether you’d risk learning your exact intelligence ranking, and which complaints would immediately be denied by the Department of Bitching. Politics, crypto, airport chaos, and dangerously confident opinions welcome to Episode 238 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Music: Intro Song: “Workaholic” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Outro Song: “Bad As Hell” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Hunter Biden launches meme coin inspired by 2020 laptop scandal | MSNOW ​Why some battleground GOP candidates are skipping this week's Trump-backed midterm convention | CBS News ​TSA opens airport gates to some people without plane tickets | AP News

Episode 237: The Five-Tool Fraudster Hits for the Crime Cycle

The internet may have finally reached peak absurdity. This week, Andy and Huggie investigate Daejon Love the alleged fake NFL player who somehow fooled his way into internet fame and celebrate George Santos becoming the first person in history to receive a lifetime ban from Kalshi. Apparently, when Congress expels you and a prediction market says you’re too shady, you’re officially operating at a Hall of Fame level. Plus, Google Maps begins showing “Lake America” to U.S. users, because apparently even geography can get rebranded now. But first, in Therapy Questions: ​If aliens demanded to meet the person most responsible for humanity’s current personality, whom would we send? ​Which statistic would you check first on your life’s complete stats page? ​If humanity discovered the universe was a simulation, how quickly would everyone return to work? ​And if you forgive someone but never trust them again, did you actually forgive them or just unsubscribe from the anger? Fake athletes, permanent bans, renamed bodies of water, simulated realities, and emotional subscription cancellations welcome to Episode 237 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Music: ​Intro Song: Check Please - Mr. Goody Two Shoes ​Outro Song: Hall Of Fake (A Love Letter To George Santos) - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Alleged fake NFL player Daejon Love takes over the internet | USA Today ​George Santos becomes first person to get lifetime ban from Kalshi | CNN Politics ​Google Maps starts showing 'Lake America' to U.S. users as Trump renaming rolls out | Yahoo News

Episode 236: R.I.P. Dolly

This week, we honor the incomparable Dolly Parton and celebrate the music, wit, generosity, and one-of-a-kind spirit that made her a cultural icon. Then the conversation takes several hard turns as we examine the Lindsay Clancy trial, the arrest of 49ers owner Jed York in an alleged prostitution sting, and a disturbing study revealing the prevalence of CTE among deceased former NFL players. Plus, Therapy Questions asks: Would society survive if everyone received one consequence-free slap per year? Would brutally honest blame percentages kill the apology? Why do ghosts respect property lines? And is it more powerful to detect a lie—or make someone comfortable enough to tell you the truth? It’s grief, scandal, uncomfortable truths, paranormal loopholes, and one extremely dangerous hypothetical slap. Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Music: ​Intro Song: Stay - Mr. Goody Two Shoes ​Outro Song: Dolly Parton - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Dolly Parton, singular country music star, has died at age 80 | NPR ​Lindsay Clancy trial Day 20: Psychologist testifies mother criminally responsible for killing her 3 children | ABC7NY.com ​San Francisco 49ers owner John "Jed" York arrested in prostitution sting in East Palestine, Ohio | WKBN ​At least 25% of former NFL players who died during 5-year period had CTE | NPR

Episode 235: Thank You For Calling Earth

Thank you for calling Earth. Your planet is very important to us. Please remain on the line while humanity continues making everything significantly weirder. This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph decide who should represent Earth’s customer service department, devise a one-year plan to turn Grandma into an internet celebrity, upgrade their bodies with animal parts, and determine which corporation would pay the most to permanently sponsor a human being. Then it’s on to the increasingly complicated battle over who profits from AI-generated music, the fight between fact and fiction surrounding the Tupac Shakur murder trial, a Chucky-masked creep allegedly chasing a jogger through Philadelphia, and why South Korea’s president says the country must prepare for the “worst-case scenario.” AI lawsuits. Tupac conspiracies. Influencer grandmas. Corporate forehead tattoos. Just another completely normal call to Planet Earth. Press 1 for Therapy Questions.Press 2 for international instability.Press 3 to talk shit—or get off the pod. 🎙️ Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod — Episode 235: “Thank You for Calling Earth”

Episode 234: Thoroughbred Unicorns

This week, Andrew and Joseph are asking the important Therapy Questions: If every historical figure got one podcast episode, who would break the internet? What’s the first thing humanity would do if unicorns turned out to be real? Which decade would have the most annoying personality? And if every billionaire had to start over with only $100, who would claw their way back to the top first? Then the flocking madness begins. The guys break down the growing backlash against surveillance cameras in North Texas, Trump’s Patriot Games and the uncomfortable history of youth sports as propaganda, why Mike Lindell might have a legitimate shot in Minnesota, and America’s credit card debt climbing toward an all-time record of $1.26 trillion. Unicorns, billionaires, propaganda, surveillance and crippling debt—just another completely normal week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Stories discussed: Flock camera backlash in North Texas | KERA News Trump’s Patriot Games and youth sports as propaganda | MSNOW Why Mike Lindell could win in Minnesota | MSNOW Credit card debt nears an all-time record | ABC News Music: Intro Song: “Asleep Talking” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Magnus Ferrell Cover) Outro Song: “Chalant Type Shit” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Unreleased Exclusive Preview)

Episode 233: 30 Seconds To Prison

How fast can life go completely off the rails? This week, we’re testing that theory. We kick things off with another round of Therapy Questions, including: * What’s the most useless skill you’d instantly master? * If Earth had one official mascot, who gives humanity our best shot? * Which historical event deserves a modern sports broadcast? * And which internet conspiracy would you finally want the real answer to? Then we dive into a packed week of headlines: 🎬 Hollywood’s silence grows as new allegations surrounding Jared Leto continue to surface and major industry figures keep their distance. 🏛️ The Reflecting Pool controversy escalates, raising fresh questions about government oversight and accountability. 🔥 An alleged arsonist appears in court after the devastating Spokane wildfires, as investigators continue piecing together what happened. 🚨 A man carrying ammunition is arrested near Donald Trump’s golf course outside Los Angeles, prompting another major security scare. As always, expect questionable opinions, unnecessary confidence, and just enough chaos to keep everyone out of prison… hopefully. 📰 Articles Discussed * NBC News — Jared Leto allegations * MSNBC — Trump’s Reflecting Pool controversy * NPR — Spokane wildfire arson suspect * NPR — Man arrested near Trump’s golf course 🎧 New episodes every week. If you laughed, got offended, or questioned humanity, hit Follow, leave a 5-star rating, and share the show with someone who’d definitely need more than 30 Seconds To Prison.

Episode 232: George Carlin vs Aliens

What do Chinese humanoid robots, pepper-spraying security drones, nationwide airline outages, and Reddit existing during the Roman Empire all have in common? Absolutely nothing… which is exactly why we’re talking about all of it. This week, the guys break down the latest headlines, including raging wildfires, schools experimenting with pepper-spraying drones as an active-shooter response, the U.S. government’s move to ban new Chinese humanoid robots, and the American Airlines IT meltdown that briefly grounded flights across the country. Then, as always, things spiral into complete nonsense with another round of Therapy Questions that somehow become the most heated debates of the episode. This week’s Therapy Questions: • If your browser history became a Netflix documentary, what would it be called? • Which comedian should humanity send to negotiate with aliens? • Which historical era would create the greatest subreddit if Reddit had always existed? • If billionaires had to compete on a game show to keep their fortunes, what would Round One be? Current events, ridiculous hypotheticals, questionable logic, and enough side quests to make Google Maps recalculate. 🎙️ New episodes every week. Come talk shit… or get off the pod.

Episode 231: Shit Más

This week, we’re serving up a combo meal of bad decisions, bizarre headlines, and the internet’s favorite game: asking questions nobody can answer without immediately starting an argument. In this week’s Therapy Questions, humanity gets exactly 30 seconds to impress an advanced alien civilization… what do we show them? Which chain restaurant would become the most powerful sovereign nation? If every wedding had to include a sporting event, which one guarantees absolute chaos? And if one animal could legally testify in court, which species would juries trust the most? Then we break down one of the most appropriately named episodes in podcast history… 🥬 Taco Bell finds itself at the center of a lettuce-linked outbreak, forcing us to rebrand one of the most recognizable slogans in fast food history from “Live Más” to “Shit Más.” ⛽ We discuss Trump’s proposed “Freedom Fuel” plan and whether it’s a legitimate solution to rising gas prices or simply another political catchphrase. 🌲 And somehow the wildest story of the week involves a father and son allegedly kidnapping two U.S. Forest Service biologists at gunpoint, a headline that somehow gets even stranger the deeper you dig. Grab your headphones, skip the extra lettuce, and join us for another episode full of ridiculous debates, questionable opinions, and the kind of conversations that make absolutely no sense until they somehow do. Welcome to Episode 231… “Shit Más.” 🌮🎙️

Episode 230: Stone Age Mutant Mitchell Turtle

Episode 230 is here, and this week we’re asking the kinds of questions that somehow start as harmless hypotheticals… and end in full-blown societal collapse. What happens when every animal suddenly becomes as smart as humans and which species immediately starts the first war? If civilization had to reboot from scratch with only one profession left alive, who’s carrying humanity across the finish line? Could one U.S. state actually survive a battle against the other 49? And if every elevator suddenly had one mysterious extra button… are you brave enough to press it? Then we dive into one of the biggest headlines of the week following the sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, the House’s vote to make Daylight Saving Time permanent (so maybe we can finally stop arguing over changing the clocks twice a year), and a judge’s sharp criticism of President Trump’s IRS lawsuit, saying he attempted to manipulate the judicial process in pursuit of a massive $1.8 billion claim. (⁠cbsnews.com) As always, expect hot takes, bad ideas presented with confidence, completely unnecessary debates, and enough laughs to make your therapist proud or concerned. Music: Get It For Free - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Welcome to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod.

Episode 229: American Type Shit

Episode 229 is all over the map—in the best way possible. This week, we’re debating the only Olympics that actually matter: if every animal competed, which species walks away with the most gold medals? We also imagine a world where everyone wakes up famous overnight, decide which modern invention we’d use to completely blow the minds of someone from the year 1200, and settle the surprisingly important question of which sound deserves to be erased from existence forever. Then we jump into some of the week’s wildest headlines: Texas schools moving toward required Bible readings, controversy surrounding the Freedom 250 project, and much more. As always, expect bad takes, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and just enough accidental insight to make us sound smarter than we are. Pull up a chair, join the conversation, and remember… Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Music: NBA Jam - Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Episode 228: Gorilla Leads. Insects Decide.

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, we tackle the question that could reshape democracy forever: if every animal got one vote, who becomes President of Earth? The answer starts with gorillas, takes a hard left into insect super PACs, and somehow gets even weirder from there. We also debate whether unlimited free gas beats never waiting in line again, figure out which historical figure would become the most dangerous social-media influencer of all time, and game out the economic winners if aliens decided tomorrow was the perfect day to make first contact. In the news, we discuss the nationwide manhunt for a suspect connected to a Kansas City shooting spree as authorities race to locate him before the upcoming FIFA World Cup, break down a Supreme Court ruling involving religious freedom and prison policy, and check in on SpaceX stock after a rocky debut that saw shares dip before bouncing back. As always, there are bad ideas, questionable logic, unsolicited expertise, and a disturbing amount of confidence from two guys who probably shouldn’t be trusted with national policy decisions—human or animal. Grab a drink, cast your vote, and remember: the ants are watching. Music: Smokin’ Like Gandalf - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Manhunt underway for Kansas City shooting spree suspect near FIFA World Cup — FBI offers $25K reward | NYPost Supreme Court rules that prison guards can't be sued for shaving Rastafarian’s head | NPR SpaceX stock dips below $150 debut before rebounding | Yahoo

Episode 227: The Wealth Gap Got A Blue Check

A This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys are back with another important cultural debate: what exactly belongs in the gift shop of the Museum of You? A commemorative hoodie? A shot glass? A scented candle called “Bad Decisions & Good Stories”? From there, things only get more cursed as Andrew and Joseph tackle the impossible anatomy question of whether it’s worse to be 10 years old from the neck up or the neck down. The Therapy Questions spiral into baldness strategy, daily hair-based humiliation, and the ultimate villain career path: would you rather be a drug lord or a cult leader? Somehow, everyone leaves looking suspicious. Then the episode hits the headlines: the Strait of Hormuz possibly reopening while ships wonder if “technically open” means “actually safe,” an Ohio man allegedly plotting an attack around a White House UFC event, hackers leaking Knicks and Madison Square Garden data, and Cursor’s 25-year-old CEO landing in the middle of a massive SpaceX deal. It’s geopolitics, cybercrime, cult leadership, hair loss, oil routes, billion-dollar tech moves, and two idiots trying to figure out what their museum gift shops would sell. New episode out now.

Episode 226: Fossil Fuel For Nightmares

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph tackle the hard-hitting questions that absolutely nobody asked for but somehow need answers. First, you’re getting dropped into danger: would you rather face dinosaurs in Jurassic Park armed with a shotgun, or survive The Walking Dead with only a sword? Then we debate the ethical implications of having the power to make anyone instantly shit their pants once per month… at the cost of randomly shitting your own pants once a year. Is the trade worth it? Things get even more ridiculous as we determine whether fighting a chimpanzee inside a Costco is preferable to battling a kangaroo in a trampoline park, and whether one night in a haunted hotel is actually worse than spending a night surrounded by toddlers who never sleep. We also break down the latest headlines, including the wild swings in the stock market as AI mania continues to rattle investors, a surprising Texas political twist involving Ken Paxton and James Talarico, efforts to impeach a federal judge over a judicial discipline case, and the latest warnings about the future of Social Security trust funds. As always, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and absolutely no professional expertise included. Music featured in this episode: “Sweetness” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Jimmy Eat World Cover)

Episode 224: Blue Razz Slush Fund

This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys tackle another round of completely unnecessary life decisions during Therapy Questions, including whether you’d rather own a golden retriever trapped in an alligator body or a cat trapped in horse software. We also debate soulmate compatibility, humanity-changing discoveries, and the ultimate battle of unlimited free stuff. Would discovering aliens be cooler… or would ghosts absolutely wreck your sleep schedule forever? Then we jump into this week’s headlines: 👻 A bizarre and tragic story out of New York after a woman falls into an open maintenance hole. 🗳️ Trump enters the Texas political arena with a major endorsement of Ken Paxton. 💰 New details emerge around Trump’s so-called “slush fund” situation and some unexpected tax-return fine print. 🏛️ And apparently the White House might be getting a ballroom because when history calls… you build bigger ceilings? Plus random tangents, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder how this show somehow exists in over 100 countries. Intro/Outro Music: Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather have a pet alligator that acts like a golden retriever or a horse that acts like a cat? ​Would you rather your soulmate hate your favorite music or your favorite food? ​Would you rather discover ghosts are real or aliens are real? ​Would you rather get free flights forever or free food forever? Articles: Woman falls to her death into open NYC maintenance hole Trump endorses Ken Paxton in Texas Senate primary runoff Trump’s “slush fund” deal and newly disclosed tax details Trump previews White House ballroom plans New episode. Same bad decisions. 🎙️ Music: Crispy Like A Crouton - Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Episode 223: The X-Stein Files

Another week, another episode of chaos, conspiracies, and questions that probably shouldn’t be asked in public. On this episode of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Goody and Huggie debate morality, social anxiety, aliens, AI, and whether humanity is secretly building the world’s biggest server room while pretending everything is normal. This week’s Therapy Questions spiral completely out of control: 🔥 Erasing your own mistakes vs. someone else’s 🔥 Accidentally ruining a stranger’s life vs. disappointing someone you love 🔥 Slow claps in serious situations 🔥 Why Goody might start tasting objects before trusting them The boys also break down: 👽 The Pentagon releasing new UFO files and basically saying “believe whatever you want” 🏗️ “CUD THE BUILDER” and one of the wildest courthouse stories imaginable 🤖 Sam Altman, OpenAI, Elon Musk, and the future of artificial intelligence ⚡ The growing backlash against massive AI data centers ⚽ 2026 World Cup ticket drama, visa bonds, and international fan chaos Intro and Outro Song: “Droppin’ Singles” — Mr. Goody Two Shoes Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod — heard in over 100 countries and somehow still legally allowed to continue.

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Episode 222: Kamikaze Dolphins

Welcome back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod the only podcast where the takes are hot, the logic is questionable, and the Therapy Questions might actually get you canceled at brunch. This week, Goody and Huggie kick things off with a fresh batch of Therapy Questions™ that spiral immediately into chaos: * Turning random objects edible (yes, we regret some of the answers) * A truly cursed “burp vs sneeze” dilemma that might end friendships * The worst possible liquids to be permanently soaked in before work * And a sneaky existential question about sneezing that will mess with your brain longer than it should From there, the boys dive into some wild real-world headlines: * A cruise ship situation straight out of a horror movie with a Hantavirus scare and emergency evacuations * The surprisingly deep (and oddly heated) debate over why some people say “wash” like “warsh,” inspired by NPR * A massive federal drug bust centered around MacArthur Park that sounds like a movie plot * And a breakdown of political maneuvering tied to redistricting battles involving Donald Trump As always, it’s equal parts unhinged, hilarious, and “why did we say that out loud?” 🎧 Tap in, laugh irresponsibly, and don’t forget: if you’re not talking shit… you already know the rest. — Intro/Outro Music: Kinda Crazy — Mr. Goody Two Shoes

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