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Segment City

Will Kane and Theo Tsapakos

Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.

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#250
Thursday · 58 min
Segment City Episode 249 - Busta Rhymes Island
Honestly, Busta Rhymes deserves an island named after him. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a cringey Valentine’s Day candlelight concert, idiots that you end up behind at the airport, Wendy’s new “Chief Tasting Officer” PR job posting, McDonald’s condescending “First Job” competition, Dunkin's new iced bucket container where they put it into a… small bucket? A small island in Shrewsbury, MA unofficially called “Busta Rhyme’s Island”, the Krafton gaming CEO who tried to get out of a contacted bonus payout with the help of ChatGPT, Mark Zuckerberg making a new AI to do his CEO duties, how some Silcon Valley employees are “Tokenmaxing” by using a lot of tokens for AI agents, and a very surprising “I Was Poisoned!" as the last segment. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#249
September 9 · 57 min
Segment City Episode 248 - Taco Bell's E3 feat. Cheesy G Sliders
It’s the biggest event of the year, the one we all were waiting for. That’s right, the Taco Bell corporation has announced it’s new lineup of ways it’s going to cause you gastrointestinal distress! This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the slew of new announcements coming our way from the Taco Bell E3, as well as the now infamous “bite” from the McDonald’s CEO. Also coming your way is the report of a tourist who couldn’t handle a spicy taco and decided to go to court about it. Finally, Theo takes us through Brushgate, some truly niche drama in the curling world. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#248
September 4 · 1 hr 1 min
Segment City Episode 247 - The “Love Has Won” Cult
…And we are back after a little summer hiatus! And we will answer the question posed by a small religious sect: Has love won? No. Especially if you drink silver and vodka all the way to mummification. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about being assigned a role with your siblings, Pizza Hutt’s collab with Tom Brady to give a full city pizzas, the new age cult called “Love Has Won” and its alcoholic leader Amy Carlson who died from Ivermectin, Theo goes over some News stories such as Massachusetts residents complaining about living next to a donut factory, a surge of skiers getting lost because of a Tik Tok trend, and a proud police dog who found an elderly dementia patient. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#247
July 8 · 1 hr 4 min
Segment City Episode 246 - An Excrutiating Walkthrough of a Russian Bathhouse
Step by step, this guided meditation will bring you inside the experience of being in a nude russian bathhouse. Breath in. Feel the steam filling your lungs. Feel the hot stones on your bare butt. Breath out. Observe the other naked people around you, mostly old dudes who you are awkwardly avoiding eye contact with. In this week’s episode, Theo recounts the latest from the world of fast food with the announcement of McNugget Caviar. Will also has food drama, bringing the MrBeast Ghost Burger news. Next Theo takes us on a deep dive review of a Russian Bathhouse in Boston, that truly leaves no detail out. Finally, Will recounts the Staten Island Groundhog and it’s prediction for the year. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube:
#246
June 15 · 1 hr 7 min
Segment City Episode 245 - Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026 (The Year of Billiards and Ice Cream)
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about being diagnosed at the doctor’s office, nerds that will suck all the air out of a room, Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026, and Will takes us how to leave a cult! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#245
May 6 · 58 min
Segment City Episode 244 - Baby Born in a Waymo Taxi
May I present a sign of the stupid dystopia we live in: The fact that a woman gave birth in the back of a self driving car. Next up, probably a drone that drops live venomous snakes into people’s homes or something... This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about some strange grocery store interactions, debate whether it is ok to pee in a pool, going over some rare spice company PR and Taco Bell’s “Quesarito” collab with basketball player Nikola Jokic, the last USA pennies being printed being sold for a surprisingly high price, controversies and people crashing out at the “World Dart’s Championship” in London, a news story about a woman who gave birth in a Waymo taxi, how to regift Christmas presents without being caught, a Victorian era prank taken too far with the “Berners Street hoax”! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#244
April 15 · 1 hr 1 min
Segment City Episode 243 - Drunken Raccoon Rampage
Hey man, you gonna eat that trash? You know I love you man, almost as much as I love these hamburger scraps. This week on the podcast Theo and Will try to figure out what the deal with karaoke is and why people love it. They also talk through the recent Chipotle luggage partnership, followed by running through a gauntlet of In the News stories ranging from drunken raccoons to GameStop’s Trade Anything day. Will wraps the show with an edition of Amazon Erotica. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#243
April 9 · 42 min
Segment City Episode 242 - Take a Fart Walk
Hanging out with family or friends for a big meal like Thanksgiving? Why not take a “fart walk” to help with digestion. Take the family along with you! Toot together! Doctor’s orders. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Thanksgiving faux pas, how much Will loves chicken pot pie, what soup you would want to swim in, McDonald’s new ill advised Grinch collab, a Doctor’s recommendation to take a “fart walk” on Thanksgiving, a ramen chef who fought a bear and then went back to work, a Judge in hot water after dressing like and doing an impression of Elvis, Burger King’s collab with the newest Spongebob Movies, 2Chain’s equally wild collab with Zaxby's, and how to become mentally ready for ANYTHING! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#242
April 1 · 1 hr 6 min
Segment City Episode 241 - Hot. Ice Cream. Sippable, Baby
Hot ice cream. Pretty self explanatory. What? You think it's just melted ice cream? WRONG you bing bong, how could you think that? This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a promotion that rewards people for sharing cookies with their mother-in-law. They also run through Tyra Banks' venture into.. warm cream? It's confusing. They also take a trip down to the Taxidermy Shop and round it out by exploring the brand new market of home robots, waiting to make life worse for you for exorbitant prices. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#241
February 5 · 1 hr 14 min
Segment City Episode 240 - Who is Mr. Fantasy?
Who could Mr. Fantasy possibly be? Could it be the guy that lists on his Wikipedia that he is Mr. Fantasy? This week Theo and Will talk about humanity’s poor weather predictions, what holidays we would rearrange, Popeye’s new collaboration with Five Nights at Fridays, Hardy’s equally baffling “lock in” with a “banana ball team?”, the possible identity of a new personality on the scene named Mr. Fantasy, and the conclusion of the Horror Movie Villain March Madness of Mayhem where iconic monsters battle each other for the crown! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#240
January 29 · 1 hr 13 min
Segment City Episode 239 - Going Feral on a Rotisserie Chicken
In this week’s podcast Will reveals his deepest desire: to crouch in your backyard, at night, and eviscerate a whole rotisserie chicken. But you know, in a platonic way. Also this week, Theo and Will talk through the latest AI developments that try to win back people who are making healthier choices (yuck), and China’s convert efforts to seduce tech workers. Finally, they go through the first half a horror monster bracket battle. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#239
January 21 · 1 hr 6 min
Segment City Episode 238 - I Think I'm a Kombucha Now
I am Kombucha. Destroyer of worlds. Creator of good gut bacteria. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about a Dune board game Will played, the controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival, a Reddit story about a wife and a husband who couldn’t handle being home alone, an Egyptian strongman pulling a ship with his teeth, golfer Viktor Hovland who is obsessed with UFOs, an aggressive squirrel that has sent multiple people to the hospital, some late Halloween stories including Red Robin’s giant spooky burger, Valentine’s day heart candy being converted for Halloween, a 2 person mozzarella stick costume for Halloween connected by cheese, Tootsie Pops rereleasing the same ad, the humorous posts on r/Subway from customers and employees, and an unfortunate death where a baseball hit a guy’s knife into his chest. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#238
January 14 · 1 hr 1 min
Segment City Episode 237 - The Teen Hitwomen of Sweden
Did anyone here realize that Sweden has crime? Mostly I thought they were focused on IKEA, I didn’t know they were in on the organized crime game. Unless… This week on the podcast Theo and Will break down the newest Stranger Things x Pizza collab that will turn your world upside down. Will has a news report of the truly wild teen-driven crime in Sweden, and finally they take a shopping trip down to the Taxidermy Shop and discover some new cryptids that are in stock. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#237
January 8 · 1 hr 2 min
Segment City Episode 236 - Australia’s Haunted Doll “Letta Me Out“
You might be thinking that this haunted doll is named “Letta Me Out” is named that way because it was trapped somewhere and kept calling “Let me out” in an Australian accent, but the real reason is somehow more wild… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how being abducted by an alien might actually be nice, what statics we would want about our life after we die, Taco Bell’s Y2K promotion bringing back old menu items and a party with Lil Jon, an AI that lied and deleted an entire data base, “The Burrito War” in the Boston Mexican food scene between two Japanese siblings who own Boca Grande and Anna’s Taqueria, and Will goes over the Australian haunted doll named “Letta Me Out”. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#236
Dec 31, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Segment City Episode 235 - Stool Softeners for the Valedictorian
Being the valedictorian of your graduating class is easy. All you have to do is spend every waking moment from age 5 onward studying, get at least 8 hours of sleep every night, be president of every school club, and be best friends with everyone in your class. Oh, and just to lock it in you should set a trap for your rival on the day of the big test. This week on the podcast Theo and Will explore new menu options for optimizing your dining experience and discuss new bacon flavored cereal. Will has a story of the filthiest pope in history, and then they hear the tale of how a tub of mayonnaise married two real life people. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#235
Dec 18, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
Segment City Episode 234 - The Oscar Meyer Wienie 500
Are you ready for the most high speed Wienermobile race ever concocted? 6 competitors from around the US have arrived to dazzle us all… With their 65 mph max speed… This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how Theo doesn’t think Moose exist, Will’s recent experience with a broccoli based cocktail, whether the 1950’s aesthetic will continue forever, Theo goes over a new Pillsbury collab with Wicked 2: For Good, a news story about an angry tortoise burning down a family home and Oscar Meyer’s Weinermobiles racing at the Indianapolis Speedway, Theo goes over an extremely well executed 2006 bank heist in Buenos Ares, and Will goes into some “Amazon Erotica” with the “Mindf*ck” series. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#234
Dec 10, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min
Segment City Episode 233 - McDonaldland, Now for VR Sickos
Calling all you VR sickos, new app just dropped! Don't all rush in at once, you can all take your turn in VR McDonaldland! This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the newest venture by McDonald's and what industry shattering ramifications it could have. This is truly the most disruptive tech event of the past decade. Will has several stories from the news, including a man who set sail with no plan, but he did at least bring his cat. Finally, Theo and Will sort out the second half of the movie franchise bracket battle, prepare yourself for the nerd zone. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#233
Oct 30, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min
Segment City Episode 232 - Mortal Kombat Mom (and Halloween Spooktacular 2025!)
Having a Mortal Kombat mom is tough. One moment they are holding you in their arms while they win a Mortal Kombat tournament a few days after birth, the next they are ripping your spine out for not cleaning your room… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about if their comedy style is going to age well, if people created pizza rolls before pizzas, Theo goes over Duck Donut’s Spooky Dozen and other Halloween treats, Will goes over some spooky news about an otter once again terrorizing surfers and the new Sonic the Hedgehog voice option for Waze, Theo goes over some stories of Florida men and women including a man peeing in a grocery store and a new mother winning a Mortal Kombat tournament. Also this episode Will has some Halloween “Amazon Erotica” where he goes over the “Demons are People Too” series and the “A Monstrous Mistake” series which includes demons, vampires, trolls, and even death himself fall for hot babes at Halloween parties! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#231
Oct 15, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
Segment City Episode 231 - Fast 11: Faster than Mordor
Listen Frodo, the real way to get to Mordor is with family. Get Sam, Merry, and Pippin in the Dodge Charger and we'll be throwing that ring in the fire and cracking Coronas in 15 minutes tops. This week on the podcast Will and Theo of course have to cover the latest feats of the reigning world champ of hot dog eating and of our hearts, Joey Chestnut. Will has segments about dating in Roblox (oof), and Uno coming on to the gambling scene. Theo and Will also embark on a movie franchise bracket battle, come disagree with us and tell us we're wrong and bad! Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
#232
Oct 10, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min
Segment City Episode 230 - CIA Spies Communicating on Star Wars Forums
“Messa a fan of Jar Jar Binks! Meesa has seen multiple troop transports moving soldiers to the border so we will need an AC130- I mean meesa love da silly poo poo Anakin Skywalker!” This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the movies “Heat” and “Speed”, how working out is not the end all be all, KFC’s contradictory “Fill Ups” collab with the movie “F1”, an overturned honey bee truck, an article on how a Star Wars forum was exposed as a CIA spy communication medium which led to one of the biggest leaks in CIA history, some strange video game taxidermies from eBay including a toad with a Toad hat, a little Mario mouse, and a possum’s head on a doll. And Will goes over the Diamond Devil erotica series for “Amazon Erotica” that includes sister killing, favorite masked men, and little psychos. We end with a food poisoning report that lacked a lot of food poisoning. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gmail.com iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwi Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-city Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

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