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Rude Roundtable

Purdy, Gav, John & Ted

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unfiltered, hilariously offensive, and entirely off the rails, this is the ultimate no-holds-barred conversation with your funniest mates. Whether dissecting medical miracles, roasting each other's lifestyle choices, or solving the nation's problems with sheer nonsense, no topic is off-limits and no feelings are spared.

If you like your comedy crude, your banter sharp, and your topics completely unpredictable, pull up a seat and brace yourself.

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  • 23 episodes
  • Avg 1 hr 10 min
  • English

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  • S4 · E16
    January 25 · 1 hr 20 min

    090 - Tapeworms on Meth

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary: Gym Agony, Tapeworm Diets & AI Metal Getting Old and Broken: The boys kick off by complaining about their decaying bodies, cracking joints, and the harrowing realization that simple running feels like an impending heart attack. The Fitness and Weight Loss Struggle: Gavin shares his 11-pound weight loss success through meal replacement shakes, while the crew debates the merits of high-protein diets and the sheer nightmare of trying to get 10,000 steps a day. Gym Anxiety and Unwanted Socializing: The gang compares notes on avoiding people at the gym at 4:00 AM, avoiding new year resolutioners, and the agony of trying to lift heavy weights like a 20-year-old. Alternative "Dieting" Methods: The conversation devolves into absurd weight loss ideas, ranging from developing a meth habit to hosting a tapeworm that gets high off edibles. AI Music Generation Madness: They finish off by geeking out over AI music creation with Suno, laughing at angry traditional music producers, and plotting spoof Viking metal tracks about D&D campaigns. #BritishHumour #PubBanter #UKPodcast #FitnessFails #WeightLossJourney #GymHumour #AIMusic #HeavyMetal #SunoAI #RudeRoundTable

  • S4 · E15
    January 18 · 1 hr 19 min

    089 - Coyle Spoiled It

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary: Shower Farts, Lorry Mishaps & Geopolitics The crew kicks off by pondering the horrifying physics of shower farts and the terrifying potency of high-protein diets. Ted details his new career driving heavy lorries, which mostly consists of dodging traffic lights and accidentally demolishing van headlights. Gavin recounts his utter public humiliation during a formal ritual after his brain completely short-circuited under pressure. The boys explore terrifying TV scenarios, from Ryan Hurst playing Kratos to graphic scenes in The Boys that involve shrinking into unspeakable places. The gang ends up dissecting absurd subscriptions, credit card company blunders, and Canada somehow outsmarting America in global trade wars. #BritishHumour #PubBanter #UKPodcast #TruckerLife #GymFails #ProteinFarts #TheBoys #GodOfWar #CreditCardFails #RudeRoundTable

  • S4 · E14
    January 11 · 1 hr

    088 - And a Happy New Year

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary: New Year Wishes, Geopolitics & Allotment Dreams The crew kicks off the new year in typical fashion by arguing over whether this is their third annual dry run and admitting they still haven't managed to hit 100 episodes. John's accidental, marathon New Year's voice message leaves everyone questioning his sobriety while the gang fondly recalls surviving a post-Christmas cheese and meat overdose. The boys solve world affairs by tackling Trump's Venezuelan oil moves and Keir Starmer's grand vision for Greenland's non-existent military. A deep dive into health trends leads to debate over Trump's new high-protein mandates and the merits of starting an allotment to dodge overpriced supermarket veg. Ted shares his new lorry-driving adventures, while the gang ponders Boston Dynamics' terrifying robot evolution and plans a group camping trip to Speed Fest. #BritishHumour #PubBanter #UKPodcast #NewYear2026 #CheeseOverload #Geopolitics #AllotmentLife #RobotOverlords #BrandsHatch #RudeRoundTable

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