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  • Wednesday · 57 min

    Toilet Radio 654 – A.I. is Taking Our Jobs for a Cowboy

    This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talking about the mid-term elections and confused family members now suddenly concerned about sharia law. BUT MOSTLY we’re talking about the nauseating intersection of heavy metal and A.I. FIRST OFF: We revisit an old favorite in black metal slop – Semargl. Once a 2nd wave black metal band before becoming an Eastern European club banger factory, Semargl is now using AI to rip off Sleep Token. Zacky Vengeance is using Avenged Sevenfold to plug more A.I. bullshit, this time using generated artwork to promote an anemic Misfits cover. Finally, Spotify thinks a real money-making idea is allowing subscribers to generate A.I. remixes of songs. We can’t wait to hear Tomorrow Belongs to Me (Taylor’s Version). Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Bedlam Royals – Ode to Not a King This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • November 4 · 1 hr 4 min

    Toilet Radio 653 – Glamping at Rockville

    THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We’re talking about Jay-Z being selected for the Super Bowl halftime show and hearing from all the usual suspects about the decline of rock and metal for the past 30 years. They also pose a pertinent and never-before-heard argument: Has metal gone WOKE?!?! Then we dive into what appears to be the biggest rock & metal fest in the United States: Welcome to Rockville in Daytona, Florida. This lineup is strange and interesting!? Join us as we explore and rent a camper for a full weekend VIP access. Music featured on this ‘sode: View From the Soyuz – At the Cape… This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • October 28 · 1 hr 2 min

    Toilet Radio 651 – My Best Friend is a Vampire

    This week on Toilet Radio: We’re watching a very well-forgotten 80s horror comedy, My Best Friend is a Vampire! Featuring Kathy Bates, Rene Auberjonois, Fannie Flagg (of Fried Green Tomatoes fame), and literally no one else you’ve ever heard of, this film is surprising in a variety of ways. Despite the presumably low budget, My Best Friend is a Vampire features like five different car chase scenes that rival The French Connection for palpable danger. The film is also set in (and dives deep into!) 1980’s Houston, Texas. Also, it somehow avoids most of the worst offenses of 80s teen comedies of the era. Kind of a strange one! Join us for some laffs on this week’s show. And be sure to join the Patreon for a bonus episode on Evil Dead Burn. Music featured on this ‘sode: Night Cobra – Keepers of the Cult This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • October 21 · 1 hr 13 min

    Toilet Radio 650 – Spontaneous Combustion

    The October Spooktacular continues! This week we’re watching a forgotten Tobe Hooper classic, Spontaneous Combustion (1990). Brad Dourif puts his whole ass into this starring role as the angriest man in the world versus his ex-wife, nuclear technology, and a decades long government conspiracy. We were both kinda shocked by how thoughtful and well-made 75% of this movie is. Further, we’re pretty sure the developers of the very popular Fallout video game series saw this one and decided to take a few, uh, notes for inspiration. This one is on Tubi right now and I cannot recommend it enough. Music featured on this ‘sode: Beaten to Death – Electrocuted by the Sky This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • October 14 · 1 hr 12 min

    Toilet Radio 649 – Arachnophobia

    This week on Toilet Radio: We continue the October Spooktacular! Instead of watching a grainy movie filmed on someone’s uncle’s camcorder, we’re mixing it up with a big-budget Hollywood picture! Arachnophobia (1990), stars John Goodman Jeff Daniels as a big city doc who moves to the country. It just so happens that he’s terrified of spiders and a swarm of deadly Venezuelan tarantulas just set up shop in his backyard. Join us as we marvel at the cinematography, laugh along with the hilarious small town stereotypes, and talk about the very real differences in Real Movie horror and Ten Buck Budget horror. Also: the lost art of hiring Jimmy Buffett to write a very literal theme song to your creature feature. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Unmade – Shadow Tip This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • October 7 · 1 hr 5 min

    Toilet Radio 648 – Psycho Goreman

    This week on Toilet Radio: We kick off our October Spooktacular with 2020 Canadian horror comedy Psycho Goreman! By the creators of one of the greatest shlock films of the century, the extremely funny and disturbing Father’s Day, Psycho Goreman asks the question: what if we made the hardest R-rated movie possible for kids? The results are polarizing! I loved it, Jordan hated it. Join us as we talk all about practical effects, Power Rangers, GWAR, and much, much more. Then join us next week for the stone-cold classic Arachnophobia (1990)! Music featured on this ‘sode: Messier 16 – Mollusk Herald This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • September 30 · 50 min

    Toilet Radio 646 – Songs to Listen to While Getting Food Poisoning

    This week on Toilet Radio: Brady Ebert, former Turnstile guitarist, failed his competency hearing for his attempted murder charge and has been deemed a danger to himself and others. Put this man in the hardcore hall of fame immediately. Wendys, the fast food chain, has released an EP featuring a bunch of washed metalcore bands to distract you from the fact that their food is awful. Ohio Republican Eric Deters and Kid Rock banded together to put on a festival that went up in flames. Let’s examine one of the most egregious failures of Republican dark money that we’ve ever seen! Finally, a couple got engaged onstage at a Sanguisugabogg show. Gross. We close this show with a super fun track from a French hardcore band that currently has one Bandcamp purchase (me). Listen to it and then fix that. Music featured on this ‘sode: Drops – Dawn This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • September 23 · 1 hr 4 min

    Toilet Radio 645 – “Joseph” A Ronnie Radke Joint, Reviewed

    I have terrible news. The most likely #1 song for this year’s Most Popular Songs of the Year just dropped. We present “Joseph”, the latest from Falling in Reverse, the brain child of apex brain Ronnie Radke. Corey Taylor of Slipknot and Serj Tankian of System of a Down also join in to piss away the remaining drops of credibility they had left. We discuss the song, the lyrics, and the predictably over-rendered and undercooked music video that’ll surely make you say, “Hey, I’ve seen a popular movie in the last 25 years”. But that’s not all, we also discuss Radke trying to threatening to “touch” a powerlifter who doesn’t care for his music via Instagram, the guy from Emmure losing his festival backstage pass for attempting to talk to Danzig, and offer a few Deep Thoughts with Dave Mustaine. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Minenfeld – .303 Brit This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • September 16 · 1 hr 1 min

    Toilet Radio 644 – The Kai Hansen Episode

    This week on Toilet Radio: Gen X Correspondent Ian steps in to interview the legendary Kai Hansen of Helloween, Gamma Ray, Unisonic, and a million other cool things. This time he’s talking the magic that only exists when tracking demos, Queen-worship, guitar guy chat, the early days of Helloween, and a frank discussion about A.I. There’s lots of great stuff here. Skip to 27 minutes in if you just wanna hear the interview. But to kick this sode off, me and Jordan are talking about Carrie Underwood (?) covering “Break Stuff”, football, and Zombie Power Trip playing the most juiceless Pantera-headlined New Orleans fest you can imagine. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Andrew Lee’s Heavy Metal Shrapnel – Beyond the Crystal Screen This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • September 9 · 1 hr 4 min

    Toilet Radio 643 – Cover Band Kills Original Artist

    This week on Toilet Radio: Brady Ebert is still killin’ it in court (metaphorically) and now has to stand for a competency evaluation while on trial for attempted murder. Speaking of murder, Bad Wolves are at it again. They first made a name for themselves by releasing a cover of Zombie that killed Dolores O’Riorden. This time they killed Dolly Parton. In the meantime, they’re losing a guitarist who didn’t like the cover’s optics and fighting with right wing nutjobs Skillet. Pretty sure that’s a good thing. In much sadder news, Andy Williams, former guitarist of Every Time I die, pro wrestler, and sexy man, has died. He lived a hell of a life but 48 is way, way too young. Finally, in lighter news, GWAR is being featured in a Mutant Football League 2 and I’ve already pre-ordered it. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: S.H.I.V. – Sisyphus This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • September 2 · 1 hr 13 min

    Toilet Radio 642 – The Past is a Foreign Country

    This week on Toilet Radio: Osbourne family vizier, Jack, is threatening to revive Ozzfest as a one-day event in England. This has prompted your Toilet Boyz to travel back in time and examine the bones of Ozzfests past. What we found is an encapsulation of the last 30 years of heavy metal, from shaky new grounds, cultural and monetary glory, and a slow, painful decline. Join as we talk about the little bands that we be something, the big bands that would be nothing, and Pushmonkey. Folks, it's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Pushmonkey – Caught My Mind (until Spotify makes me take it down) This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • August 26 · 1 hr 10 min

    Toilet Radio 640 – K-Pop Stryper

    This week on Toilet Radio: Maynard James Keenan wants to make you eat sushi in the desert. The guy from Skindred has one million grandchildren. King 810 is threatening to release a new album and tour the rust belt - what exactly happened to these guys? Snot is trying again and 90s funk metal will never die. Demon Hunter is suing the studio behind K-POP Demon Hunter and we take a deep dive into K-Pop, anime, and Christian metal. Charley Crockett is STILL trying to beef with Twin Temple and Jack White, who are getting huge boosts from Charley acting like a fucking freak online. Finally, Jack Osbourne is teasing a new Ozzfest - this time it'll be a one-off somewhere in England. Weak. FOLKS..... it's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Night Roar – Satanic Ritual This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • August 19 · 1 hr 17 min

    Toilet Radio 639 – The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

    This week on Toilet Radio: For reasons that I cannot fully articulate, we went over to the Internet Archive to watch The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, a 1990 starring vehicle for one of the worst to ever do it: Andrew "Dice" Clay. This picture, in which Dice plays a "Rock n' Roll Detective", is confusing, expensive, mean-spirited, giant piece of shit from a butt. BUT it does feature Gilbert Gottfried as Howard Stern, Vince Neil as a dead rock star Ed O'Neil as a disco detective, an animatronic koala, Robert Englund as a murderous Billy Idol, Morris Day, Lauren Holly, Tone Loc, and one of my favorite character actors - David Patrick Kelly. Join us as we talk about massive financial disasters, the lost art of a successful soundtrack attached to a box office bomb, and the hard transition from the 80s to the 90s. Folks, it's a strange one. Music featured on this 'sode: Namu - Edict of Absolution This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • August 12 · 1 hr 6 min

    Toilet Radio 638 – Shitass Charlotte

    This week on Toilet Radio: We're talking about a dungeon synth festival coming up at the Overlook Hotel that we wanna go to real bad. The decimation of music publications continues unobstructed. Brooklyn Vegan, Revolver, and other publications have been gutted by the private equity machine, this time helmed by something called "Veeps" owned by legendarily bad band Good Charlotte. Let's dive in and learn what the hell Veeps is and what these Madden freaks are up to. IN OTHER NEWS, the bass player from Five Finger Death Punch is also getting licks in on Phil Labonte for being stupid. Aw man, now even Martin's scoring on me. Marty Friedman is living his anime dreams and Ghost and RZA are working on a new VHS movie. Folks.... it's a good one. Join us next week for something completely different. Music featured on this ‘sode: Maidenhead – Death March This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • August 5 · 59 min

    Toilet Radio 637 – Motorhead-Branded Adderall

    This week on Toilet Radio: Sid Wilson BOOTED from Slipknot! Saliva and Drowning Pool playing College Station together! Ozzy is getting his own theme park attraction at Universal Studios, courtesy Global Merchandising Services. Greta Van Fleet: Still a band! The guy from Stryper blames the COVID vaccine on his eye popping out of his skull and rolling down a storm drain. Avenged Sevenfold are done with labels and they're right about something for the first time... ever? Finally, we have another Knucklebonz entry for you. Folks.... it's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Plague Ritual – Where Souls Go to Die This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • July 29 · 1 hr 1 min

    Toilet Radio 635 – F.S.O.L.

    THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We take a listen to the surprise new EP from Avenged Sevenfold and it is, yet again, music that attempts to cover ground that was covered twenty years ago. This one is interesting because it's bad but not for any of the reasons you've come to expect from metal's first Blockchain band. In other shocking news, King Diamond has kicked Andy LaRocque from the band in favor of Gus G. What's is happening? We discuss the tragic passing of Sick of it All's Lou Koller. Finally, we discuss some exciting new developments of the Benedict Arnold of PATRIOT METAL, Jon Schaffer. What comes after the last refuge of a scoundrel? Turns out it's more scoundrel shit. Folks...... it's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Cosmic Dawn – Skeleton Key This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • July 22 · 1 hr 4 min

    Toilet Radio 634 – Wealth Precarity

    THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior league hockey fights! Cliff Burton is the latest to be tortured for eternity in the metaverse thanks to Knucklebonz! Ash Avildsen is being sued by AEW over unpaid promotional costs for his women’s wrestling movie that made many, many negative dollars. Poppy made her faceless goons perform a show on stage sans Poppy. Iron Maiden sold half their catalog to one of those IP warehouses that are currently collecting all popular music from the last 60 years. Tommy Vext has a new band that is definitely not Bad Wolves. Finally, we compare and contrast Futurism, the first art movement of fascism, with MAGA rap, the final form. Music featured on this ‘sode: Feartilizer 1492 – Blood Uniform This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • July 15 · 1 hr 3 min

    Toilet Radio 633 – Deleted Sephiroth Monologue

    This week on Toilet Radio we delve into one of Joe's favorite subjects: Olde-timey music. This time we're talking about a 1950's-style modern country musician vs a 1950's-style satanic pop duo. Charley Crockett, one of the hardest working musicians in Texas, made the mistake of looking into one of his opening bands and then opining loudly while kicking Twin Temple off a measly two dates. Worlds be colliding and the fallout is, frankly, incredible. Put this in your textbooks as a case study in music PR disasters. ALSO: Alex Terrible covered Zombie by the Cranberries for some reason. Try Linger instead! Knucklebonz360 has added the estate of Chuck Schuldiner to their upcoming metaverse disaster. Distasteful! Finally, FERRET MUSIC is coming back and I am kindly asking that they sign me and Jordan's band. Folks.... it's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Ninth Realm – Cohorts of the Abyss This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • July 8 · 1 hr 12 min

    Toilet Radio 632 – KNUCKLEBONZ HEADZ

    This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan discuss the 250th limited-edition American Independence Day. We take a trip in our time machine and travel ONCE MORE into the Metaverse. That long-forgotten land is now home to Metal Blade Records X KNUCKLEBONZ 360. What is this crap? We investigate. Nergal is more bald than ever. Bad Wolves are trying again with a FOURTH new vocalist. Good luck! Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats are BEEFING with cartoon novelty act Gorillaz over a festival performance! FINALLY, there's the beef! Kid Rock tells us about his close, personal relationship with Jesus Christ Donald Trump. Finally, Corey Feldman (?) wanted to get Mike Patton (?) to guest on a track but he heard he was in a cult so he got Fred Durst (?) instead. Strange times. Music featured on this ‘sode: Hypersphere – Interlopers This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

  • July 1 · 1 hr 2 min

    Toilet Radio 631 – A Hardcore Anxiety Dream

    This week on Toilet Radio: Hot SOCCER action and FIFA madness! Phil Labonte offers an update on his thoughts RE: therapy is for women; still stupid. Silent Planet hit back with a zinger and then STICK IT to the French by metaphorically torching a venue over merch cuts and VAT fees. Hellfest (US) lived out an actual nightmare I've had by struggling to find a venue to host a big ass festival at the very last minute. What's up with Hellfest (US) anyway and how far out of the loop are we on new hardcore bands? Finally, we take a look at MetalSucks for the first time since the buy-out and boy it's a bummer. FOLKS, it's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship – Brutal Panzer This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

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