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Pionaire Podcasting

Hey, we're Personality Hires - we somehow all got hired by one of the biggest radio shows in the country and then we became friends. Against our will, but hey, you can't control chemistry.

Personality Hires is the podcast that's basically your office breakroom banter, but better. You know that one cubicle neighbor who always has a wild story and the work group chat that’s hilarious, messy, and totally relatable?

That’s us - Abby, Jackson, Rebecca, and Mikey. We're not exactly hired for our technical skills, but we'll be damned if we don’t make your 9–5 worth getting out of bed for.

Each week, your favorite coworkers (ahem, us) will serve up slice-of-life stories, office gossip, jokes you probably shouldn’t make above a whisper, and takes on the news you didn’t know you needed...or really even cared about.

Whether we're roasting each other, oversharing about dating disasters, or revealing secrets that should get HR-called on us —we're the water cooler chat version of must see TV.

Bring Personality Hires into your car, kitchen, or especially into the cubicle you already hate being in. We're always on at your convenience (just like Slack, ugh) —making Mondays (and if we're being honest, every weekday) slightly less miserable.

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  • September 2 · 56 min

    Getting Scammed Out of $1000

    Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick.

  • August 26 · 58 min

    Our Most Embarrassing Work Stories

    Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and Rebecca doesn't know how to take a breakfast order.

  • August 19 · 42 min

    And Then There Were Two

    The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey thinks 'they' are trying to burn down his apartment.

  • July 29 · 46 min

    The Most Expensive "Free Trial" You'll Ever Hear About

    What started as a conversation about Jackson's dream trip to Japan quickly turned into one of our biggest financial confessions yet. We debate what purchases are actually worth the money from YouTube Premium and therapy to travel, Pokémon collectibles, and fast-casual food before Rebecca reveals the painful truth: she accidentally paid for a forgotten subscription for TWO YEARS! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • July 22 · 40 min

    Abby Has an Offer Jackson Can't Refuse

    Ever gotten something permanent done to yourself and instantly regretted it before loving it again 24 hours later? Rebecca did, and she's got the tattoo to prove it. Plus: a horror movie debate, and Abby's dad's increasingly wild lengths to score a tee time at one of the most exclusive golf courses on earth. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • July 16 · 38 min

    This Is Every Traveler's Worst Nightmare

    Ever wondered what would happen if you showed up to the airport without your ID? Jackson accidentally made one of the biggest travel mistakes imaginable when he shipped his wallet across the country before two flights home. Then, Rebecca admits to the most embarrassing habit she's ever shared on the podcast. Plus, Mikey's self-driving Waymo goes completely rogue, turning a simple Uber ride into what felt like a kidnapping.

  • July 8 · 34 min

    Should Fans Stay Out of Ariana Grande's Business?

    Is it ever okay to comment on a celebrity's health? This week on Personality Hires, the conversation starts with one ridiculous question: can Rebecca actually make money by selling her Hinge love story? Then we get into a real conversation about Ariana Grande's world tour, the discourse around her appearance, and where the line is between fan concern and parasocial overreach when a celebrity may be struggling privately. Plus: Jackson and Mikey accidentally turn an apartment pool party into the most competitive childhood game imaginable. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • July 1 · 39 min

    First Day Fails & Our Love Island Superlatives

    This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too personal. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • June 25 · 39 min

    BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???

    BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much??? Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • June 24 · 40 min

    Big News, Bad Bits & the JoJo Siwa Cruise

    Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped. But first we have to discuss the JoJo Siwa Cruise! Yes, it's real. Two grown women paid to be on it, and Abby cannot stop watching. Plus, we break down the art of running "bits" in everyday life, and Rebecca reveals the detail about her first fight with her boyfriend. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • June 17 · 42 min

    AI Fruit Soap Operas Are Taking Over TikTok...So We Made Our Own

    Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet? This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap operas starring fruit, hairdryers, curling irons, and other random household objects. After watching some truly unhinged clips, we decide to prove humans are still funnier than AI by creating our own dramatic appliance soap opera, As The Kitchen Turns. We also discuss: Rebecca moving in with her boyfriend for one unexpected reason The challenge of convincing someone to watch Attack on Titan A very controversial Spirited Away tattoo decision The Studio Ghibli character Rebecca wants permanently tattooed on her body Jackson's bizarre Airbnb fire alarm encounter during a Colorado golf trip Why AI-generated content feels so weirdly addictive Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss!

  • June 10 · 30 min

    One Huge Mistake & One Unexpected Announcement

    A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why she's feeling differently than she did just a few years ago. Plus, and interesting game hosted by Mikey. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • June 3 · 42 min

    Career Moves and Cringe Playlists!

    This week Mikey shares some big news and he's weirdly emotional about it. We unpack his big career move, we also tackle a listener's remote-work dilemma (how do you prank people you've never met IRL?). And then absolutely roast each other's most-streamed Spotify songs. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss!

  • May 28 · 35 min

    Six Hundred Square Feet of Chaos

    It's Rebecca's birthday, and we're celebrating the only way we know how by asking her deeply personal questions she may or may not want to answer. We hear about her chaotic move into her new apartment, play a round of Sip or Spill with a "text or delete" twist, and somehow end up talking body counts. Plus, Jackson and Mikey come clean about ditching Rebecca. And Mikey shares the tale of getting completely hustled by a cooler guy outside the Tabernacle for $31. We close out trying to solve the mystery of the New Orleans shoe warlock. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • May 20 · 31 min

    Wedding Whiskers & The 99-Cent Scandal!

    The crew debates whether Jackson should shave his beloved mustache before his wedding, and things get unexpectedly deep when low contrast faces, weight gain, and bridal confidence all enter the chat. Then Mikey shares his week from hell after his girlfriend found a mysterious item in his passenger door nearly derailed his relationship and an entire dinner at his girlfriend's parents' house. The leading theory? An op in his building. Listen for more! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • May 13 · 41 min

    We Need To Talk About Abby's Most Humiliating Moment Ever

    After two and a half years living with her parents, Rebecca is finally moving into her own place and packing is already breaking her. Abby shares her most mortifying dog-sitting story to date. Plus Jackson reveals a major life change before his wedding. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • May 6 · 34 min

    Are Your 30s the New 20s? Aging, Apartments & Adulting

    Abby just turned 29 and is already panicking about 30. So the crew debates what actually changes with age and whether your 30s are really the new 20s. Then Rebecca tells the most chaotic apartment hunting story of all time: a ghosted tour, blocked emails, an OCD spiral, and a boyfriend who did NOT sign up for this. Did she get the dream Atlanta apartment? Tune in to find out! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

  • April 29 · 40 min

    Our First AMA: Restaurant Etiquette, Biopic Dream Casts & Wild TV Pitches

    We're answering YOUR questions for the first time and things get weird fast. Mikey gets scolded by a waitress for bending the takeout rules and can't stop thinking about it. Jackson, Abby, and Rebecca debate the best way to win back a service worker's approval. Then we dive into listener AMA questions: celebrity look-alikes, who we'd stay friends with outside work, and updates on the Bert Show. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

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