Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

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#220
Wednesday · 1 hr 10 min
220: devastatingly sent my whole ass to my boss (w/ Anna Garcia)
Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your boss. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#219
September 16 · 59 min
219: noise complaint for being awesome at sex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex life. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#218
September 9 · 1 hr 16 min
218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)
Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#217
September 2 · 1 hr 9 min
217: my dad abandoned our family to be a rapper (w/ Sammie Mayti)
Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#216
August 26 · 1 hr 16 min
216: the rival science teacher robbed me (w/ Patrick McDonald)
Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#215
August 19 · 1 hr 3 min
215: everyone thinks I banged my boss (w/ Tommy Bowe)
Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#214
August 12 · 1 hr 4 min
214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer)
Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#213
August 5 · 1 hr 11 min
213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll)
Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\ LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#212
July 29 · 1 hr 6 min
212: sleepwalking roommate spoils my milk (w/ Jay Putnam & Jon Hebert)
Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired. LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#211
July 22 · 1 hr 9 min
211: my neighbor terrorizes me over bluetooth (w/ Adam Conover)
Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend. LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#210
July 15 · 1 hr 33 min
210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will)
The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in this special event mockumentary. *For the full cinematic Bachelor Special experience, watch on youtube **OUTTAKES AT 1:27:08 TIX TO LIVE SHOWS https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#209
July 8 · 1 hr 4 min
209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones)
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having an disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#208
July 1 · 1 hr 8 min
208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)
Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob. https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#207
June 24 · 59 min
207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#206
June 17 · 1 hr 15 min
206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James)
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show! Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#205
June 10 · 1 hr 9 min
205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)
THE AUDIO AT THE BEGINNING IS A TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT -The Grey Area Tour https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Presale NOW with Patreon code ON SALE June 17th @ 8am PST see you there. Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#204
June 3 · 1 hr 18 min
204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)
Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#203
May 27 · 1 hr 7 min
203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)
Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#202
May 20 · 1 hr 10 min
202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)
Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#201
May 13 · 1 hr 1 min
201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)
Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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