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Paddy Will Help

Paddy Young | Fumblerooski

The best worst advice on the internet.

Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have.

All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him.


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  • 15 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 52 min
  • English

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  • Wednesday · 46 min

    14. Do you even Finance, bro?

    Paddy Will Help - Episode 14 with Finlay Christie This week Paddy fixes the economy by finally printing Mo Money. Joined, as always, by Finlay Christie and Passenger Princess, Ed Night, they help with all thing Financial. Co-worker paid more than you? Husband ranking up fines? Dad spending your inheritance on sex toys? Paddy, Finlay and Ed solve all these problems and more. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Gashless society 04:56 - Matin Luther Coward 09:10 - Data Farmville 14:16 - r/British problems 16:51 - Porking fines 20:15 - Road Tax the baby 24:18 - Downgrade your husband 27:44 - Quality and Quantity 32:31 - Kelp me 37:14 - Just grow up rich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 7 · 50 min

    13. Mukbang with Ed Night

    Paddy Will Help - Ep.13 Ed Night Food, glory holes food, or however the song goes. Yes this week Paddy is helping with all thing Ed-able. Coworker stinking up the microwave? Neighbours throwing food at you? Gout? Paddy and Ed solve all these problems and more, while Adam Flood watches them from the muckbang chair. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters 00:00 - As always, Ed Night 04:28 – Intolerant to intolerance 09:10 -The lives of Udders 12:08 - Food fights 18:21 - Breast is best 25:17 - Bubble Pee 33:00 - Mukbang on Taxpayers money 35:12 - Gout of Order 41:10 - Convert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 30 · 1 hr 2 min

    12. Getting dates in Games Workshop, with Helen Bauer

    This week Paddy helps you go on dates with guest Helen Bauer. Struggling to find love in the digital age? Looser, just get an AI partner; or tune into this week’s episode of Paddy Will Help. Have all your dating problems put to rest by Scarborough's answer to Casanova The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters: 00:00 – As always, Helen Bauer 05:46 – Kind and dull 10:49 – 50/50 Feminist 14:20 – Games workshop 17:41 – Passing the Bechdel test 20:09 – Lurking in Lucy and Yak 22:19 – Self sabotage 24:59 – Lion Kinging 29:13 – Cuffing season 35:38 – Wombmates 40:38 – Conjoined Cockblocking 46:16 – Crushing crush 49:46 – Imagiw*anky 53:33 – Don’t live in hope Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 23 · 1 hr

    11. Pimp My Ride with Emma Sidi

    Life’s about the journey, and Emma Sidi hasn’t stopped believing. Buckle in because this week this week Paddy and Emma help with all things transport The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help Chapters 00:00 Are we there yet? 04:29 Subconsciously Running late 07:50 You need God 16:47 TfML 20:48 I’m going to loose my job 24:36 Sabotage and Manipulate 27:41 North Vs South 31:02 Letting family down 40:25 Assert Yourself 43:23 Pimp My Ride 46:03 Robot Wars 52:40 Where am I going? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E10
    September 16 · 55 min

    10. Honk shoo on that thing with Jack Shep

    This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Jack Shep 02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum 06:00 – The Body keeps the score 14:50 – David and Goliath 19:51 – Kids in da Club 23:13 – The noblest profession 24:58 – Running warm 28:15 – Advocate for your climate 36:32 – Don’t drive while tired 40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe 48:22 – You are the wokest link Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E9
    September 9 · 57 min

    09. Ed Night and the Nasty Neighbour

    A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange. As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E8
    September 2 · 49 min

    08. Janine Harouni on Phobias: Beans, Birds and Being Loved

    Paddy Will Help - Ep.8 Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters: 00:00 Boo! 03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop 07:00 Beans and Guns 11:50 Dad’s theories 15:30 Fake Plastic Beans 17:57 Fishnets? 23:31 Scaregull 27:04 Cucked by a Falcon 29:14 Futurophobia 36:16 Conspiracy Theorists 40:40 Fear of Love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E7
    August 26 · 54 min

    07. Horatio Gould; everyday is a gift (from Amazon Prime)

    Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Love languages 04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood 06:00 - Surprising your wife 09:40 - Quailty Family Prime 12:23 - Take notes 16:17 - Don’t do drugs, save the high street 19:41 - Resting Mum face 25:00 - Does it help if I do the accent? 29:20 - Paddy’s Past 34:00 - Häagen-Dazs Vanilla 39:50 - The biggest sex organ: The Brain 42:27 - Gifts for Daddy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E6
    August 19 · 1 hr 2 min

    06. Ed Night and the middle-class rapper

    Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6 Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E5
    August 12 · 53 min

    05. The incredible housemate of Bebe Cave

    We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations... The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E4
    August 5 · 58 min

    04. Mike Rice on the beaches...

    Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures. We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E3
    July 29 · 56 min

    03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help

    Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems. From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E2
    July 22 · 56 min

    02. Friendship Breakups with Finlay Christie

    When in doubt, cybertruck. Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠ and share your problems - ⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters; 00:00 - Finlay Christie 06:05 - I started comedy at 7 06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend 11:24 - Turn it on them... 12:39 - A stronger centipede 14:30 - AI jealousy 15:40 - a Wam holiday 17:39 - Todd 21:24 - What not to do 25:20 - wow, 5'11 27:01 - Kate 32:20 - baby-father mogged 35:08 - Can you fly a plane? 39:42 - Boy or Dox? 40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant 41:54 - Adam finds a friend 47:04 - Adam looses a friend 40:11 - The Friendship Ends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E1
    July 15 · 59 min

    01. Katana Disaster with Sam Campbell

    It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS! The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp and share your problems - form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 Haircuts 01:39 Katana disaster 09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig 12:14 Pink wedding 17:12 Child labour 25:23 Bald issues 28:42 saved by the wig 33:46 how much Irish is too much? 40:30 middle class cut 46:54 ...what time is it? 47:45 Adam gets his wig cut 52:57 a final word with Paddy Young Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • July 9 · 1 min

    Paddy Will Help | Teaser

    Fin and Horatio from Fin vs History introduce Paddy and his new podcast - Paddy Will Help! Join our patreon and share your problems! patreon.com/paddywillhelp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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