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Paddy Will Help

Paddy Young | Fumblerooski

The best worst advice on the internet.

Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have.

All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him.


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Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp

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  • 11 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 51 min
  • English

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  • S1 · E10
    Wednesday · 55 min

    10. Honk shoo on that thing with Jack Shep

    This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Jack Shep 02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum 06:00 – The Body keeps the score 14:50 – David and Goliath 19:51 – Kids in da Club 23:13 – The noblest profession 24:58 – Running warm 28:15 – Advocate for your climate 36:32 – Don’t drive while tired 40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe 48:22 – You are the wokest link Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E9
    September 9 · 57 min

    09. Ed Night and the Nasty Neighbour

    A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange. As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E8
    September 2 · 49 min

    08. Janine Harouni on Phobias: Beans, Birds and Being Loved

    Paddy Will Help - Ep.8 Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters: 00:00 Boo! 03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop 07:00 Beans and Guns 11:50 Dad’s theories 15:30 Fake Plastic Beans 17:57 Fishnets? 23:31 Scaregull 27:04 Cucked by a Falcon 29:14 Futurophobia 36:16 Conspiracy Theorists 40:40 Fear of Love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E7
    August 26 · 54 min

    07. Horatio Gould; everyday is a gift (from Amazon Prime)

    Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Love languages 04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood 06:00 - Surprising your wife 09:40 - Quailty Family Prime 12:23 - Take notes 16:17 - Don’t do drugs, save the high street 19:41 - Resting Mum face 25:00 - Does it help if I do the accent? 29:20 - Paddy’s Past 34:00 - Häagen-Dazs Vanilla 39:50 - The biggest sex organ: The Brain 42:27 - Gifts for Daddy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E6
    August 19 · 1 hr 2 min

    06. Ed Night and the middle-class rapper

    Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6 Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E5
    August 12 · 53 min

    05. The incredible housemate of Bebe Cave

    We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations... The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E4
    August 5 · 58 min

    04. Mike Rice on the beaches...

    Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures. We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E3
    July 29 · 56 min

    03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help

    Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems. From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E2
    July 22 · 56 min

    02. Friendship Breakups with Finlay Christie

    When in doubt, cybertruck. Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠ and share your problems - ⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Chapters; 00:00 - Finlay Christie 06:05 - I started comedy at 7 06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend 11:24 - Turn it on them... 12:39 - A stronger centipede 14:30 - AI jealousy 15:40 - a Wam holiday 17:39 - Todd 21:24 - What not to do 25:20 - wow, 5'11 27:01 - Kate 32:20 - baby-father mogged 35:08 - Can you fly a plane? 39:42 - Boy or Dox? 40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant 41:54 - Adam finds a friend 47:04 - Adam looses a friend 40:11 - The Friendship Ends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • S1 · E1
    July 15 · 59 min

    01. Katana Disaster with Sam Campbell

    It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS! The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp and share your problems - form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 Haircuts 01:39 Katana disaster 09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig 12:14 Pink wedding 17:12 Child labour 25:23 Bald issues 28:42 saved by the wig 33:46 how much Irish is too much? 40:30 middle class cut 46:54 ...what time is it? 47:45 Adam gets his wig cut 52:57 a final word with Paddy Young Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • July 9 · 1 min

    Paddy Will Help | Teaser

    Fin and Horatio from Fin vs History introduce Paddy and his new podcast - Paddy Will Help! Join our patreon and share your problems! patreon.com/paddywillhelp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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