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No Homework Podcast

It's not our job to educate you. Charles Star, L. Ron Mexico and Patrick Cosmos take you on a journey of the mind. It's funny there probably we hope

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Tuesday · 51 min
Episode 23 - Summer's Over, You've Had Enough (feat. Aaron Kleinman)
Charles interrogates Patrick regarding a potential harassment situation at his old job. Aaron is allowed to be serious for longer than we've ever allowed somebody to be serious. We try to calibrate the best amount of funny to be at work. The Back to School Beaver song has more profanity than you would expect. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Aaron: https://bsky.app/profile/kleinman.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List
#22
September 8 · 53 min
Episode 22 - The Back to School Beaver (feat. Andy Levy)
Charles celebrates his 20th wedding anniversary. Andy has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable. Patrick's neighbor has an expansive collection of yard inflatables for every conceivable holiday and special occasion. Charles https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Andy https://bsky.app/profile/andylevy.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List
#21
August 31 · 54 min
Episode 21 - I Just Can't Do This Any More
We are reborn yet again as a legal podcast, sort of, as Ron goes 0-1 in his professional capacity as a lawyer, sort of. Charles is undermined by a client. Patrick's courtroom record, such as it is, is spotless. The podcast's anti-Buc-ee's sentiment is totally vindicated. It's the manly time of year! Time for sports, guys! Previous legal talk with Andy from ALAB on Episode 8: https://nohomework.website/posts/episode-8-i-dont-159761304 Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List
#20
August 25 · 1 hr 8 min
Episode 20 - A Real Pissed Off Iranian AI Lego Man (feat. Jeb Lund)
Ron hates Buc-ee's but explains how its presence benefits the truck stop ecosystem. Charles loves beavers and explains how their presence benefits the actual ecosystem. Jeb kills every business he touches and is made redundant by tort reform. Jeb: https://bsky.app/profile/mobute.bsky.social Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List
#19
August 18 · 1 hr 2 min
Episode 19 - They Took All The Whimsy Out Of Every God Damned Thing
Patrick forgets about the existence of the Arizona Diamondbacks. Ron engages a new kind of hostile drunk stealth mode so he can go out the door he wants to. Charles listens in horror as he is unwittingly booked to perform on the Gen X Takeover Cruise 2027 Presented by AARP. Disclaimer: Even though we laugh at our idiotic past decisions, please don't drive drunk. It is easier to call a car now than at any time in human history. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List
#18
August 10 · 55 min
Episode 18 - I Have A Normal Head I Think
Charles witnesses the single greatest individual performance in work meeting history. Ron applies the "just lay down" principle in order to successfully evade the police. Patrick receives unwanted emails about his big stupid head. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: 2026 52+1 Challenge Running List
August 3 · 55 min
Episode 17 - Nude Gym Elemental
Charles beats the game of basketball. Patrick loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. Ron introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth sports. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
July 26 · 58 min
Episode 16 - Flower for Algernon (feat. Rax King)
Rax witnesses Italian behavior in the wild. Ron remembers possibly seeing a human skeleton. Patrick is conflicted, but angry, about Justin Long. Charles exploits a religious loophole to use the phrase "sucks off the dog" on Shabbos. We solve the mystery of the elusive chupacabra. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Rax King: https://bsky.app/profile/raxkingisdead.bsky.social Links to her Patreon newsletter, books and freelance writing at https://www.raxkingisdead.com/ Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
July 20 · 49 min
Episode 15 - Now I Have To Throw Away All My Bandanas
Ron roots for his favorite numbers. Patrick earns a free year of human life. Charles is hung out to dry by StubHub and made to look like a giggling psychopath by a professional podcast. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
July 13 · 1 hr 5 min
Episode 14 - Odds Are Mounting a Huge Comeback (ft. Kath Barbadoro)
Charles questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which Kath insists is "real." Ron commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden center. Joe Rogan steals Kath's smoking alley and gives it to the furtive perverts of Kill Tony. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Kath Barbadoro: https://bsky.app/profile/kathbarbadoro.bsky.social https://whatatimepod.com/ https://www.patreon.com/liecheatandsteal Kath’s show on July 17 is actually called “This Sucks” - Tickets at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/this-sucks-a-bad-comedy-show-tickets-1992461942305 Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
July 6 · 53 min
Episode 13 - This Had Better Not Be A Metaphor For Anything (ft. Luke O'Neil)
Charles witnesses a near-catastrophe. Patrick witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. Luke witnesses a legitimate catastrophe. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Luke: https://bsky.app/profile/lukeoneil47.bsky.social Ape Sh*t - Issue #1: The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey by Carrie McLaren is available for pre-order via OR Books: https://orbooks.com/catalog/ape-shit/ Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
June 28 · 1 hr 3 min
Episode 12 - A Lobbyist With Big Mom
Charles visits Action Park and lives to tell the tale. Medieval Times visits Patrick's junior high school and hurts a child. Ron learns a valuable lesson about visiting theme parks while you can, and brainstorms a new career as a carnie. The boys discuss The Man Show's past, its legacy...and its future? Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
June 22 · 54 min
Episode 11 - You Have Dishonored the Lord (ft. Lauren Walker)
Jelly Roll's impending divorce nearly makes Ron drive into a pond. Lauren's desire for forklift certification destroys thousands of dollars worth of water softeners. Charles allegedly tapes over a priceless original recording of an extramarital affair. Lauren: https://bsky.app/profile/lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Batting Around: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BattingAround Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
June 14 · 51 min
Episode 10 - Shirtless on a Boat
Charles steals valedictorian valor. Patrick is mocked by god for exhibiting too much character and fitness. Ron shows up fashionably late to the podcast, but does not attend graduation. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
June 9 · 59 min
Episode 9 - The Easter Island Statue That Squidward Lived In
Charles accidentally calls college "high school." Patrick accidentally calls law school "college." Ron accidentally gets his library defunded. We discuss valuable antiquities, both foreign and domestic, and their role in our plan to secure safe passage to China. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
June 1 · 1 hr 26 min
Episode 8 - I Don't Enjoy This Either, Your Honor (ft. Andy from ALAB)
With Ron away, Charles and Patrick are visited by Andy from ALAB, You're On Your Own and Mic Dicta and proceed to lay down the law. Topics include: tattletales, ancient judges, and people who are so stupid it defies common human logic. We also gawk at a cavalcade of poorly-behaved freaks and read from the Book of Grudges. Andy on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/wyattprivilege.bsky.social Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
May 25 · 1 hr 9 min
Episode 7 - You Know How Beavis Looks?
Charles gets a negative teachers review due to being divorced. Ron gets tricked by a doctor and embraces MAHA. Patrick uses his pliable brain and the advice of a high school girlfriend to become ambidextrous. Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
May 18 · 1 hr
Episode 6 - Banana Business
The boys discuss their complicity in fascism by posting on the wrong website. Ron teaches us about centipedes who hold grudges. Charles teaches us about monkeys who party. Charles' wife Carrie makes a special guest appearance to teach us even more monkey facts. Patrick discusses the best job he ever had. Drunk vervet monkey video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0
May 11 · 1 hr 11 min
Episode 5 - Like an Aspiring World War II Influencer (ft. Miles Klee)
Our guest Miles Klee becomes Kosherized. Charles teaches everyone fancy catering terminology. Ron was put in charge of hamburgers. Patrick returns home from Greece bearing tales of the Mediterranean, and also diarrhea. Miles’ book with Mads Gobbo, Double Black Diamond, is available at https://double--negative.com/002-double-black-diamond.html. The No Homework logo was designed by Leizl Estipona and her work, including a great photo history of the LA alt comedy scene, is at HeyItsLiezl.com. Please contact Charles to help him defeat Josh Boerman in his quest to have the most guest podcast appearances this year: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 Patrick’s music is available via Bandcamp at http://veryimportant.lawyer, as well as all streaming services in case you’d rather be a dick about it. His 2017 album Tonal Rotors is available on cassette via Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors
May 5 · 1 hr 3 min
Episode 4 - Pol Pot's Chaos Butterfly (ft. Anthony Atamanuik)
Week 4 of No Homework is here and with it a new guest. You probably know Anthony Atamanuik as the A+ Trump impersonation from The President Show or next-door-neighbor Sean on What We Do in the Shadows but Charles knows Tony as his poker buddy. Tony joins Charles and Ron to talk about workplace hardly-romance and some tangents into male loneliness, conspiracy and where they intersect. Patrick had better things to do. Tony's RFK Jr. comedy podcast "Good Science" with Gil Ozeri launches on June 2. You can watch the preview episode at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYpcHG-S2Pg. He's also rebooting his Twitch stream, Coffee With Tony Live! on Wednesdays at noon, starting May 6. https://www.twitch.tv/coffeewithtony/. Listen to Patrick Cosmos at https://patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com/music Listen to our sound kid Snxwyfish at https://snxwyfish.bandcamp.com/ Look at our logo designer Liezl's photography etc. at https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ All the fellas are on Bluesky. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social L. Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer and our guest Tony: https://bsky.app/profile/therealtony.bsky.social Invite Charles on your podcast! You can track his progress in the 2026 52+1 Podcast War With Josh Boerman here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0

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