Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.

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Today · 25 min
2026.09.28: Giving Him The Business
Burnie and Ashley discuss college football, Coyote vs Acme, Resident Evil, Avengers Endgame DLC, Slither, The Abyss, Bluray releases, Astros Rangers playoff race, Nvidia Heist, porch pirates, shopping cart deposits, smuggling videocards INTO China, and trends that will end poorly.
Friday · 23 min
2026.09.25: Soda Mode
Burnie and Ashley continue Phat Week by discussing Fat Bear updates, Marshmallow, Chonk, tap to pay controllers, NFL Blitz, QR code logins, bricked smart fridges, ice makers, Crescent ice, and Ashley pitches soda mode.
Thursday · 24 min
2026.09.24: Let Me Read This
Burnie and Ashley discuss ads everywhere, food noise, GLP-1 stories, Strange Days, World War Z 2, Tom Cruise oscar noms, Rain Man, institutions, pie irons, parental conspiracies, 8-bit music, and sea shanty dynamics.
Wednesday · 30 min
2026.09.23: Ashley's Pumpkin Patch
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Norm documentary, Weekend Update, Lorne Michaels, Dirty Work, GLP lawsuits, how to figure out if you're blind, food noise, pumpkin genetics, Hurricane Polo, El Nino, hurricane season, podcast trends, beta update, and Xbox reorgs Halo Studios.
Tuesday · 21 min
2026.09.22: Bear Mass Index
Burnie and Ashley discuss heating system woes, radiators, math on the fly, code switching, dehydrating frogs, GTA VI sales predictions, Fat Bears return, fattest countries, and placing our bets.
September 21 · 25 min
2026.09.21: Software Landing
Burnie and Ashley discuss train day trips, the Beeching Cuts, oil inflluence, AI regulation chatter, rogue agents, the moral obligation to keep AI online, Fire Emblem banana shortages, McDonalds Halo armor, Ole Miss, CAPTCHA tests, and the AP Top 25.
September 18 · 28 min
2026.09.18: Opening Acts
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Macklemore Free Palestine controversy, Streisand Effect, real activism, Extra Life, EU Canada, Resident Evil, and Zach Cregger gets adapting right.
September 17 · 24 min
2026.09.17: Grow Up, Cartologists
Burnie and Ashley discuss iPad recovery, lightning cables, gag reflexes, Top of the Line videogames, YouTube ad campaigns by nine year olds, The Infinite Extent, and revisiting The Bobiverse.
September 16 · 23 min
2026.09.16: What About Second Invention?
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hyrox, Crossfit, Sony gray out, re-inventing the MP3 player, Sidephone, slab phones, Steam frame, Meta Quest, and being the biggest part of the problem.
September 15 · 23 min
2026.09.15: Share Doxxing
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Emmy's, Sydney Sweeney gambling ads, Widow's Bay, Hacks, Google Calendar woes, The Pitt, evergreen TV settings, share doxxing, plastic cookies, and rage quitting the podcast.
September 14 · 26 min
2026.09.14: Life As A Paperclip
Burnie and Ashley discuss technical problems, white hat hackers, Car Play 2/Ultra, Texas comesback on Ohio State, Kim Kardashian, AP Top 25, NFL opening weekend, MLB playoffs, and stopping the season while we're ahead.
September 11 · 27 min
2026.09.11: Dub Stop
Burnie and Ashley discuss battery problems, lightning cables, King Of The Hill Race, Amazon AI mouth morphing, dub vs sub, boat ramp anxiety, and putt putt antics.
September 10 · 26 min
2026.09.10: More Is Less
Burnie and Ashley discuss Supergirl, Obsession, Bruce Wayne's foot in two worlds, Apple announcements, Microsoft's Duo, prices for mobile devices, cinema inflation, undergraduate costs, and Nicolas Cage, benevolent ruler.
September 9 · 26 min
2026.09.09: Lose By Winning
Burnie and Ashley discuss Michigan's removal from the Top 25, Colorado's fifth down, LIV bankruptcy, Mixer, lucrative deals that die quickly, first down technology, You Can See Everything, Alpha Gang, Canadian motorcycle ban, and UK travel woes.
September 8 · 39 min
2026.09.08: Seamless Transitions
Burnie and Ashley talk about lonely Thursday, Friday Eve, Guinness Heist, Florida welfare changes, UBI, subscription economies, Xbox cloud gaming changes, measuring usage, firing customers, Xbox Play Anywhere, and the death of physical.
September 7 · 27 min
2026.09.07: Labor Dazed
Burnie and Ashley discuss Labor Day, college football, iPhone 18 announcements, foldable phones, Dyson toothbrushes, stuff in your teeth, Norway bans "pervert" glasses, and the new world of College Football.
September 4 · 27 min
2026.09.04: M Bison, Known Communist
Burnie and Ashley discuss lifetime achievements, Gloria Steinem, Watership Down, Street Fight trailer, name switcheroo, American name generator, Lion King lawsuit ends, types of GPS, the new White House arcade, and the greatest Street Fighter character.
September 3 · 20 min
2026.09.03: The Age of Unreason
Burnie and Ashley discuss class action arbitration, Sony's unreasonable argument, expiring purchases, stripping away the factory, adding carcinogens, rawdogging consumer products, weird keyboards, and leaving the Age of Reason.
September 2 · 26 min
2026.09.02: Gamer Food
Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's Side Mission menu, limited edition foods, picky eating, Halo nuggets, Fallout Blamco Bites, Final Fantasy 7, cool kid Minecraft, Doublefine kickstarter, and being a good citizen of the stars.
September 1 · 25 min
2026.09.01: Halo Doesn't Afraid of Anything
Burnie and Ashley discuss prediction market bans George Santos, the Tornoto accent, low South African flyovers, vehicle boundaries, British back roads, vet tech weighs in, Messi retires, marching bands, and checking our wet bulbs.

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