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Manic Digression

Dakota & Pancake

Your dose of what's on our minds.

The scatterbrained men who brought you EMP Music, Tallywacker Tunes, and other cool stuff like empsucks.com now bring you Manic Digression. A podcast that proves just how hard it is for us to stay on topic and get anything done.

Bear in mind, neither of us has a confirmed diagnosis of ADHD.

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#19
Thursday · 33 min
You Voted WRONG... Here's Why!
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. THE ELECTIONS have 2 more unfit candidates ready to take the stage, Pancake and Dakota. The Tucson Greek festival is this weekend and the 2 most important things will be there, food and bitches. #sony.is still not providing any type of customer service the than the run around. Everybody's favorite Crystal King Stewart at overpricedquartz.com has hired a new worker. Dating being as how dating be in today's day and age. Going over prepping and over-prepping, Raw Kell is mad again. Also use code "MANIC" at prepstartsnow.com and oldglory.com for 15% off your order #Sony
#18
October 25 · 45 min
Honorary Lesbian
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. The Manic Digression boyz talk on the phone with their friend Reid, an honorary lesbian. They discuss hopes to establish a safe community for little people in Florida. They explore the idea of camels using camelback water packs. And the benefits of living in the middle of the desert and owning a yacht club membership. The US military had a fleet of war camels before Abe Lincoln was capped. Use code "MANIC" at oldglory.com and prepstartsnow.com for a 15% off your order Check out emprocks.com
#17
October 23 · 37 min
French Dilldough
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Pierre Pittstain is on the show with his newest and truest baking invention! Pancake talks with him about Pierre's dilldough. A baking masterpiece of a great infusion of ingredients. Pickle fests and sausage fests are running wild again in America Kitchens.
#16
October 11 · 49 min
Weed The People
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Living in the woods, deep in the woods, there exists fear and violence that is as ancient as time itself. Skyentists are claiming that weed usage leads to a violent life. Committing and experiencing it. Dakota and Pancake talk about how how pot plays a role in certain communities and certain classes of people and how the rich are always exempt from all statistics. There is also tons and tons more efficient fuel and energy sources that they barely talk about. The unfortunate need of substances that the young use to fall asleep each day. A healthy active life outside is so simple and all you need. Use code "MANIC" at prepstartsnow.com and oldglory.com for 15% off your purchase and to help us out!
#15
October 8 · 1 hr 9 min
"Beaver Fever"
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Howdy Partner! Don't be wonderin' over yonder without hearing a few friendly words from them good ole EMP fellers first. First off, beavers are dirty outdoor creatures. unless they're cared for by a responsible owner, expect a stink. a wet musky stinky stink. Always wash your beaver. Second, don't let other people, especially ones that wear neck ties, take care of your beaver. You can't trust them. They are always trying to make your beaver, their beaver. And nobody ever likes an enslaved beaver, well maybe. When a beaver tax comes knocking on your paycheck, ensure to build a proper dam. A God Damn. And say no fucking god damn way to those neck tie wearing assholes.
#14
September 24 · 1 hr 12 min
Robert Pattinson Talks About His Deadly Illness
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Want to stop yourself from doom scrolling? Then limit yourself and cut off all hopes of having a life outside your workplace. Get ready to study kung flu at your local farmers market. Green Tea isnt the best thing for you unless you use a code. "MANIC" and 15% off from Aspire Energy. not the one in Ohio. Robert Pattinson discusses the Spanish Flu. And we tell you the real purpose of life. Skyentifically. And AI comes back to let you down.
#13
September 20 · 1 hr 8 min
Tom Holland, Ariana Grande, and Jay Leno on the Show!
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Code Name "MANIC" is alive and operational as shit. Use it to get 15% off your shit from prepstartsnow.com and oldglory.com. But anyways the real shit is in, the sweaty boyz at EMP discuss the hard truths of shit foods and people being weird. Sharks in the water and Dan Schneider liking feet. Tom Holland explains his weird scene. We tell it like it is cartoons and Jay Leno remembers his past.
#12
September 13 · 1 hr 1 min
The Benefits of Meth
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Back AGAIN!!! Them boys are taking a deep dive into their future goals, From buying RVs to chipping heroin. Baby mamas and government sponsored kiddie pron. Lobbying and someone giving you weed so they can suck your duck. What moral intricacies come into play and much more here today on Manic Digression!
#11
August 21 · 1 hr 18 min
3D Printed Food at Your Local Farmers Market?
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Do you support your local farmers? Well them boys at Entertainment Mafia Productions are bringing you the best and freshest produce 3D printed locally and exported right to your door! Skyscraper cemeteries and spray paint lettuce flavor are large and in charge and available in your area. So show up and support your community and ONLY eat locally 3D Printed products!!!
#10
July 13 · 34 min
Project: Psyop
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Them suspicious boys at EMP observe and report on a 30 year old court case that brings some more of the CIA's evildoings to light. Dakota and Pancake watch a video which shows a man that was taken and brainwashed through psychological pain and torture into possessing multiple personalities as a child, the goal of Project: Monarch. The CIA's has been caught AGAIN messing with the children of the world to commit crimes. Through these many black projects, they have fucked up much shit but yet are held unaccountable. Running scot-free and intending to do it again and again without regard for anything wholesome or moral, these bastards are coming for you next.
#9
July 10 · 24 min
MK Wonka
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Them boys at EMP are discovering Loompa Land is not what it seems. From Charlie having brand new clothes and fresh paint in the house, to Charlie opening a moon pie-like product instead of a Wonka Bar like you and I remember. Looney Tunes not being Toons anymore and and Fruit of the Loom taking away their cornucopia from us. The powers at be are changing stuff for unknown reasons and doing so to mess with our perceptions of reality, or something. So Stay tuned and stay alert.
#8
June 29 · 30 min
NASA or Bust
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Those spacefaring boys at empsucks.com hammer out the details of manning #Mars, the importance of #fifa #worldcup2026 and ⁨@Astronautabby⁩ #nasa are just a bunch of really swell honest folks.
#7
June 22 · 23 min
Let There Be Light!
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. With a new paint job in the studio and some new kick ass cameras, them good ol' boys talk about moonshine and how inbreeding is still alive and well in Merica's south. They discuss the two best scenes in the movie "Deliverance" and how Game of Thrones is awesome as a book or television series. So get ready to lump two distinct peoples in with each other and give them a single term, "Redneck".
#6
June 18 · 30 min
What's Wrong With My People?
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Them boys are showing a softer side here and talking about their creative influences when it comes to writing their lyrics. From past failed loves to adopting a certain mindset in order to write from a perspective. The Muses and thunderbolts of inspiration are always present in their lives. And then talking about Bra and Panties matches back in the good ol' days or the WWF.
#5
June 14 · 37 min
Farming Stimulator
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Them boys from EMP bring you their second video podcast this time with FIXED AUDIO!!! They try to stay on topic discussing wildlife and Taylor Swift. And as people do, get confused as to which is which. Amazon Prime's Clarkson's Farm is brought up. And Dakota tries to talk about his morning. Pancake drinks liquid mushroom caca.
#4
June 12 · 31 min
FIX MY TV SONY
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. This is the boys' first attempt at releasing video along with an audio podcast. make sure to check it out on https://youtu.be/W-_VS9HcqnA?si=6LT4YYb1syPmorVg Pancake's Mic died about 3 minutes in. Sorry
#3
June 8 · 40 min
You Gonna Take Me Swimming?
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Episode 3 This time the boys discuss: -Observations of the other half -Miami Vice vs Knight Rider -Too Many Michaels -Geometry
#2
June 4 · 29 min
Orifice To Air Missile
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. The boys at www.empsucks.com bring you their 2nd podcast episode. If you've been curious about how to spell "Orifice" or which shoes can take a pounding, or perhaps the Italian word for pig, size 4 heifers, or 4 mics 2 channels and 1 transmitters, then stay tuned in and tuned out! Na na na na na na na na.
#1
June 1 · 1 hr 33 min
Conception
Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Welcome to the conception of our new podcast Manic Digression! We talk about whatever comes to mind and try to get work done.

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