"Beaver Fever"

Hey! We'd love to hear your thoughts, send us a voice note. Howdy Partner! Don't be wonderin' over yonder without hearing a few friendly words from them good ole EMP fellers first. First off, beavers are dirty outdoor creatures. unless they're cared for by a responsible owner, expect a stink. a wet musky stinky stink. Always wash your beaver. Second, don't let other people, especially ones that wear neck ties, take care of your beaver. You can't trust them. They are always trying to make your beaver, their beaver. And nobody ever likes an enslaved beaver, well maybe. When a beaver tax comes knocking on your paycheck, ensure to build a proper dam. A God Damn. And say no fucking god damn way to those neck tie wearing assholes.