Lu & Jarch

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

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Friday · 37 min
The emu stole my donut | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 18
Today on the show Lu and Jarch have found a list of insults that British people use in the UK…feel free to try them out here if you like. We perform a bingle for a cleaning company, and if you’re having a quiet weekend, Lu’s found the top 50 TV shows of all time. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday · 37 min
An old-fashioned piece of sh*t | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 17
Today on the show Lu and Jarch have found Australia’s best boss. Plus we reminisce about the ridiculous things that terrified us as kids, and Jarch calls his dad out on air for something he said earlier today about bugs. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday · 40 min
Pandas don’t root | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 16
Today on the show we want to know – what do you refuse to believe – after a UK podcaster said he doesn’t believe Australia is real. And a lady has gone viral online for her creative idea to get away with a sneaky poo in private at work. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday · 41 min
Bens big deck | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 15
Today on the show there’s another electrocution… is it Lu or Jarch? And there’s a man who wore sunglasses to sleep because he couldn’t be bothered getting up to turn the light off, so we want to know – what’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday · 41 min
We’ve gone rogue | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 14
It’s a looooose show today! Lu tells Jarch how she embarrassed herself at the NFL. And we’ve got an electric shock machine in the studio… Jarch happily hooks himself up to it, but poor Lulu takes a little more convincing. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 11 · 41 min
Sir Mop A Lot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 11
Today on the show Jarch calls out Lu for buying a colleague a birthday gift…then eating it before she gave it to him. We hear stories on the worst gifts people have given and received, and something happened on a plane recently that left Lu and Jarch red-faced. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 10 · 38 min
LU IN CHARGE | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 10
Today on the show Jarch performs one of his best accents when he puts another lover to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. And it’s been revealed that Aussies are among the naughtiest kids in the world…Lu and Jarch contributed to that statistic when they were kids. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 9 · 42 min
You’ve got a rash | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 9
Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking about the saddest meals people have eaten the day before payday when money is tight… if you’ve ever had plain bread you’re not alone! It’s Lu’s boyfriend’s birthday today, and we want to know – when did you embarrass yourself in front of your crush? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 8 · 41 min
A tennis ball to the nuts and a coupla dead spiders | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 8
Is it okay to take a day off work to look after your dog? Lu and Jarch tackle that topic today. We’ve got more Guns N Roses tickets to give away, and something keeps happened to Jarch every time he gets a flight with Lu… and he’s finally had enough of it. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 7 · 42 min
Stay in your lane and toughen up buttercup | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 7
Today on the show Lu and Jarch call Jarch’s dad to apologise for pranking him on Friday. Jarch celebrated his first Father’s Day with Hank over the weekend, and Lu completed a secret challenge during the show. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 4 · 45 min
Nedd Brockmann shaved Jarch’s beard OFF “You look dreadful” | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 4
Today on the show, Jarch convinces his dad to be the face of a new geriatric lawnmower, designed for old decrepit men. And Nedd Brockmann cohosts the show. As part of Nedd’s Uncomfortable Challenge he shaves Jarch’s beard smooth, and Lu has some feedback for him. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 3 · 38 min
Mario and Luigi would be proud | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 3
It’s another HUGE prank for Jarch today, and this time Lu is involved. We put a lover to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover, and Lu has upset a 1 year old…and the nation apparently. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 2 · 40 min
We keep out peenies clean | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 2
Jarch takes on his THIRD Dare to Daddy Challenge today, and let’s just say he’s not feeling well after it. Plus, new research has revealed 1 in 5 men wear the same undies for 7 days in a row, so we want to know – what’s the grossest thing your partner does? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
September 1 · 38 min
Too cute to be true | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 1
Today on the show Jarch takes on the worst challenge of his life (he’s literally STILL reeling from it now). And Lu has been caught stealing something from a colleague at work… of course we managed to get audio of the confrontational moment. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 31 · 38 min
The best day ever | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 31
Today on the show we kick off the Dare to Daddy pranks, where Jarch takes on challenges from listeners to win them money. We’ve started strong, let’s just say Daddy was squealing. And Lu and Jarch are going head to head in an application for a job with…. SNOOP DOGG! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 28 · 30 min
Little maggot boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 28
Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a man who thought he was deaf for 5 years, only to realise he’d forgotten to take his earplug out of his ear. And the show writes and performs it’s very first dance-style bingle. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 27 · 41 min
Little soft hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 27
New research shows it takes 50 hours to form a friendship, so today on the show Lu and Jarch turn strangers into friends in 50 seconds instead. Jarch is bleeding in the studio, and a man has fallen in love with his fridge so we hear stories about other non-human objects people are in love with. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 26 · 40 min
A man and a child have soiled themselves | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 26
Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories from wedding crashers – after a shirtless man crashed a wedding from his hotel balcony. The people of Scotland have found a way to infiltrate the filming of the new Batman Part II movie. And we put another couple to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 25 · 42 min
An awkward bunny | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 25
Lu and Jarch had a photoshoot before the show today, and unfortunately Jarch struggled to understand some of the directions from the photographer. Also on the show today, Judge Jarchy wants to know – is it okay to throw your mate under the bus to save yourself at work? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 24 · 39 min
We’re all stuff ups | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 24
Today on the show, Lu admitted she’s been trying to throw out her partners ugly mug all weekend but he keeps finding it in the bin – so we want to know – what’s the one hideous thing you hate about your partner? And Jarch has been called out for re-gifting…but he claims it’s all a lie! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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