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Lotsa Pasta

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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

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  • 20 episodes
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  • Avg 3 hr 18 min
  • English

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  • S11 · E320
    September 8 · 1 hr 53 min

    Episode Three Hundred Twenty: The Grilled Cheese Episode

    Who the hell is that creeping around the corners of my isolated house in the middle of the night? Cannibal Siren? Is that you? No, it’s just my one-eyed cat. That’s not a joke, my one-eyed cat really does peer at me from around corners. She’s missing her left eye, so it’s pretty funny to see her peering at me from right-hand side walls. It’s even funnier when it’s on the left-side cause then I’m like “You can’t fucking see me, you nerd.” Anywho, Cannibal Siren come on down, join me on the couch with my one-eyed cat. What’s that in front of us? I’m glad you asked. It’s delicious, piping hot, melted perfection in the form of grilled cheese. Wait… What’s with the sour face? Does it not taste right? Oh… Shit… Who…? Who put this wicked creepy pasta in my grilled cheese?! It ruined it. It ruined everything. It ruined my night. It ruined this episode. Fuck! Well, I guess we better read them, right? My Missing Husband Came Home, But I just Know it isn’t Him(22:23) by Writing-With-I https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/tgmnx6/my_missing_husband_came_home_but_i_just_know_it/ My Wife has been Peeking at Me from Around Corners and Behind Furniture. It’s Gone from Weird to Terrifying(38:12) by Maliagirl1314 https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/sva7z6/my_wife_has_been_peeking_at_me_from_around/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E319
    August 24 · 4 hr 45 min

    Episode Three Hundred Nineteen: Mother Beckons Part Five

    WELL, we’re here kids. Step out. Stretch your legs. Get yourself some fresh air. Don’t worry, it’s not real- it’s all just what Mother wants you to see and what she wants you to feel. Don’t worry, she’ll take care of you. She’ll hide you from the evil and sinful and treacherous that seek to do you harm, that value your life no more than a number or a tortilla chip. So useless, so brittle, so easy to destroy, corrupt, dispose... or consume. Mother wouldn’t do that to you. Mother wants to take care of you. Mother wants to see you grow big and strong. Mother wants to see what you’re capable of and what magic your life holds. Again, you don’t have to worry! Take a deep breath, we’ll have all the time in the world to wait and see, after all. Because here -HERE- time only lasts so long. It’ll be over before you know it. It won’t hurt… that much. I promise. Mother promises. So come on in. Dip the toe. The proverbial embrace of Mother is ALWAYS warm, like a big hug with so many arms and so many eyes and so many voices to reassure you that EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT. Hush now, child. You’re home. There’s nothing to be afraid of anymore: it’s only US. The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P5 (1:03:44) By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9 https://www.reddit.com/r/9M9H9E9/wiki/narrative/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=9M9H9E9&utm_content=t3_4lnr05 Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E318
    August 11 · 3 hr 29 min

    Episode Three Hundred Eighteen: Mother Beckons Part Four

    Don’t make me turn this car around, kids… we’ve still got some ways to go. Where are we going? I’m not quite sure, yet. We’ll figure out when we get there, and I promise the answer is DEFINITELY not ‘the friends we made along the way.’ If that were the case, we’d be kinda screwed, right? Lest we ignore the literal Nazis, the Neo-Nazis, Black Jesus, Drug Addicts, Uncle Adolf, and maniacs we’ve met along the way… And today, we see the culmination of several more narratives. What of The Watchers and the Old Crone? What of Ben (that I appropriately call BRAD for more than half of the episode before realizing his name is actually BEN) and what of Karen? Important conversations are had. Trust is made and broken, sometimes even in the same sentence! And, last but not least, we have WhereAmI? Reading more graphic sexual acts. This is what you’re here for, after all. No need to hide from it. Embrace it, child - you’ve come this far. There’s no going back now. The story is told. The words are heard. The door is open. Be it Q or be it Mother, something is waiting on the other side. The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P4 (28:11) By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9 https://www.reddit.com/r/9M9H9E9/wiki/narrative/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=9M9H9E9&utm_content=t3_4lnr05 Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: 
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: 
www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: 
www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: 
www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E317
    July 28 · 3 hr 16 min

    Episode Three Hundred Seventeen: Mother Beckons Part Three

    Grab my things, child - we’re hitting the road. And by hitting the road I mean, we’re going places. You + Me = Going Places, kid! The places we’re going, you ask? Nowhere good. No, that’s literally what it’s called, “Nowhere Good, PA.” Cause everyone knows only creepy shit happens in Pennsylvania (it’s where this is recorded, after all). On today’s episode we see the end of some controversial narratives and welcome some more new ones; What more need be said. It’s a real “out of the frying pan, into the fire” kinda story. And by that I mean, “out of the holocaust camp in Treblenka and into the casual racist bigotry of California.” One of those things is definitely worse than the other but that doesn’t make the other one “good” by any stretch of imagination. And what a stretch this episode is! We’re seeing the PAST, PRESENT, and FUTURE all in one go and it’s all so very… confusing? Kind of? I mean, it is, but I’m writing this in hindsight and it’s not as confusing now! (Yay) Well. The good thing is, this officially marks the halfway point of the series. Will we get answers? Yes. Just… not anytime soon. Listen up, now, Mother’s calling and she HATES to repeat herself. The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P3 (27:20) By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9 https://www.reddit.com/r/9M9H9E9/wiki/narrative/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=9M9H9E9&utm_content=t3_4lnr05 Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E316
    July 14 · 3 hr 6 min

    Episode Three Hundred Sixteen: Mother Beckons Part Two

    Have we learned anything today, kids? No? What do you mean NO? Listen to MOTHER, y’all - she’s trying to speak to you! You just have to open yourself up to her …And do a TON of LSD. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The correct answer is thus: Yes, we’ve learned a lot, whether we liked it or not. When we read chapters 1-20(plus author asides) we laid down the building blocks to which this story will get increasingly strange, morbid, violent, and strange AGAIN; I mean BOTH versions. Here’s the takeaway: You can’t trust the system (MAN). Part One AND Two are all about the context and exposition, which is important because characters come and go so fast within their own little narratives in Parts Three through Five (spoilers!). This is a world a lot like our own with events a lot like our own but something is different. Are we tapping into some else-worlds, alternative universe shit? Are we redoing history and changing some key moments to get us here? It’s almost like I have to do homework just to talk about it (I did) cause it’s a lot to keep track of! Luckily, we do a short recap every episode. If you ever want to NOT listen to the recap, the timestamp is linked below for you to skip ahead. Important characters get introduced today, so pay attention! The future may depend on it… The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P2 (37:59) By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9 https://www.reddit.com/r/9M9H9E9/wiki/narrative/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=9M9H9E9&utm_content=t3_4lnr05 Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E315
    June 29 · 2 hr 16 min

    Episode Three Hundred Fifteen: Mother Beckons Part One

    Come unto these Yellow Sands, indeed, my children. And by come I mean cum cause we’re gonna be talking magical space pussies, LSD binges, and Japanese train videos on today’s episode. And who is that with me? You know him, you love him, okay, maybe you only tolerate him: it’s WhereAmi? And needless to say, neither of us know where the hell we are. There’s a lot of theories going around right now that he does actually know where he is and I’m here today to start a FIVE part series with him to disprove this casual assumption. The Interface Series, or -what it’s more commonly called- The Mother Horse Eyes series, is an experimental narrative exporting itself as nonlinear storytelling across all of Reddit. It’s a little hard to grasp at first, as there is a learning curve with most things building their own dedicated multi-layered head-canon, but once you start to understand the concepts and narratives it really does come together to form one great, big, beautiful fucked up picture. Join my partner and I on this series as we discover what it means and what it doesn’t mean, what it causes and prevents, and maybe -just maybe- we can figure out if we really are in the worst timeline imaginable. Mother is calling, y’all. Do we dare hear her out? Nay, do we dare listen? The Interface Series AKA Mother Horse Eyes P1 (22:22) By _9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9 https://www.reddit.com/r/9M9H9E9/wiki/narrative/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=9M9H9E9&utm_content=t3_4lnr05 Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: 
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: 
www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: 
www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: 
www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E314
    May 4 · 2 hr 39 min

    Episode Three Hundred Fourteen: In Memorium: Rimurapa Whakamataku

    I loved all these stories today. Man, what an episode. Is every episode with Kitty AKA Torus Filth a gold standard? Why, yes, yes they are: CAN CONFIRM. My #1 FAN brings the energy and the stories match it. We’re here for a classic episode where we find a bunch of random stories on NoSleep and we dive in balls-deep. But that’s not all, this episode is also dedicated to the lovely fur babies we lost this year: Lucy, Daisy, and Kali-Ma. Some were taken too soon, others were taken when they needed to, but neither makes it easier. Life can move on a dime and we don’t know until the dime itself drops. Hold your little pups, cats, and critters, y’all. This episode is dedicated to them and the love and solace they provide us. RIP.If You’re Armed and at the Glenmont Metro, Please Shoot Me (25:30) by Sarcasonomiconhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cokl1l/if_youre_armed_and_at_the_glenmont_metro_please/If You Ever Find Yourself Handling Blue Dollars, It Might Already Be Too Late (58:09) by M59Garhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/455ktc/if_you_ever_find_yourself_handling_blue_dollars/Kitten (1:21:17) by mmartinvhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/riprjt/kitten/It was a Different Time (1:56:03) by Cymoril_Melnibonehttps://web.archive.org/web/20180902232737/http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9c939p/it_was_a_different_time/Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTAAND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pastaMERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioYOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwSOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/(But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!)FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathFOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!“Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E313
    April 20 · 3 hr 14 min

    Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things That Goosebump in the Night 4

    Let me guess… You expected someone or something else for 4/20? Well, I’m sorry to disappoint because it was ALWAYS going to be SKELLYBONES and it was ALWAYS going to be BOOSEGUMPS - so gather up your britches, bitches, cause we going to bump tonight. And by bump, I mean goose, because on today’s episode we’re getting more terrified than the terrifier. We be visiting TERROR TOWER. You know, I thought this place looked familiar, but now that I’m sitting here with SkellyBones, I’m thinking we’ve been here before. Yeah, I might’ve lived in a couple Terror Towers in my day, if ya know what I mean? Oh, you don’t? Well, that’s too damn bad - cause we’re gonna tell you anyways. A Night in Terror Tower - Goosebumps #27 (15:41) by R.L. Stine Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E312
    April 6 · 1 hr 42 min

    Episode Three Hundred Twelve: Paid by Poltergeists Part Two

    Does this story dare go to places and say things I’d never think I’d hear Tenron say before? Yes, yes it will. Like an addict who fixes for his next dose, I’m waiting on Patty B’s next cigarette to help me push through. If only I could get that DAMN CIGARETTE. Anyways, Tenron Otrin and I are back to finish Patricia Barnes’ story about being a hitman for ghosts. Did it go where I wanted it or expected it to? Kinda. Did it leave a weird kinda open end? Also kinda, but that would be spoilers. Just like Patty B always says, “You can’t have your desert, if you can’t eat your meat.” What a gal. I have an unusual job. The pay is good, but I hate the moaning sounds that go with it. (16:02) by ByfelsDisciple https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/b3q2xl/i_have_an_unusual_job_the_pay_is_good_but_i/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E311
    March 30 · 1 hr 31 min

    Episode Three Hundred Eleven: Paid by Poltergeists Part One

    I know what you’re thinking. We could all use a lady like Patty B in our lives. Oh, you’re not thinking that? Well, it’s probably just because you haven’t met her yet. Let me introduce you to two people: One you know, One you don’t. The one you know: Tenron Otrin, here to join me on this special 2-parter with -the one you don’t know- Patricia Barnes AKA Hitman for Ghosts! She’s the revenging revenger who ever revenged, and -best of all- she’s getting paid for it! No one wants to work for free, except for maybe the people in power - so let’s find some power and see what the ghosts wanna do with it! Light up a cigarette or 5, folks, you’re gonna need em. I have an unusual job. The pay is good, but I hate the moaning sounds that go with it. (33:03) by ByfelsDisciple https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/b3q2xl/i_have_an_unusual_job_the_pay_is_good_but_i/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E310
    March 15 · 2 hr 41 min

    Episode Three Hundred Ten: Girl Power

    Valentine’s day might be behind us, but there’s still some love to spread around to my hot females, as Sofa King would say. This one is dedicated to my favorite female co-host in the world, Cannibal Siren, and what better way to celebrate than by reading a middling to generic YA story together. I don’t know what else to tell you. I don’t vet this shit! It’s got spunk, it’s got girl power, it’s got girl bossing, it’s got a bunch of other stuff that’s been played out and Mary-Sued into oblivion. The Stranger Things here -pun intended- are that we didn’t HATE it, we just didn’t LOVE it either. It’s been a while since we’ve read something MEH together, so if it’s gonna be MEH, there’s no one else I’d rather MEH with. Cannibal Siren, you’re the only Girl Boss with Girl Power I need for this show - and that’s the truth. All the Women in my Family Die at the Age of 27 (50:17) by HerCreation https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/gyb0dz/all_of_the_women_in_my_family_die_at_age_27_i/ Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E309
    February 23 · 2 hr 24 min

    Episode Three Hundred Nine: Happy Valentine's Day, Hal

    We love our fans. What isn’t to like about them? They’re slightly autistic. They appreciate our sense of humor and spook. They’re along for the ride. And, most importantly, they send us KILLER stories like today’s treat brought to us by Patreon Subscriber HAL. Fuck yeah, dude. First off, thank you for the sandwich - it goes without saying. Second off, what a recommendation for today! We might not be drunk, but this story makes me want to be. What an introduction to this author too! WHOO-EE. This one hits like a pound of bricks to the nether region. I’m happy Deputy Dewey was here along for the ride with me, because I don’t think someone like Django Phillips would’ve appreciated being DOGSCAPED again. Is that a think I can say? Dogscaped? Well, I did and we do. This might as well be DRUNKscape. Let’s do some shots. *reloads shotgun* Drunk Tank (32:33) by EmpyrealInvective from Creepypasta https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Drunk_Tank Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E308
    February 9 · 2 hr 48 min

    Episode Three Hundred Eight: Glitch Got Ghosts

    What d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed fuck named David? BULLSHIT, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a ghost-lover named Glitch Blob who wanted to get spooky on a Sunday afternoon instead of playing Phasmophobia for the 9 millionth time. Who can blame him? With Captain Death at the wheel, you know Glitch is standing on the side of the road showing some leg, holding up a spooky little fucking baby, rocking him back and forth and telling him that he DEFINITELY won’t drop him again. Brought to you by Adam Ellis and Buzzfeed’s post-mortem department, we’re definitely not just filming this for the clout (it’s 9 years old after all). We’re reading this because Glitch has been asking for FOREVER and it’s ABOUT DAMN TIME we got into it. Let’s talk ghosts. Let’s talk spooks. Let’s talk what it means to be the most memorable and interesting artifact still existing on twitter. Dear David(54:36) by Adam Ellis from Twitter https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71 IF YOU LIKE THIS EPISODE, JOIN US FOR MORE Spooky Splashes(tm) between myself and Glitch Blob COMING SOON, EXCLUSIVELY TO PATREON!! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E307
    January 23 · 3 hr 19 min

    Episode Three Hundred Seven: The 2025 SeasonHELL Movie Review

    What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even see it coming. Even though I called him, and asked him, and this happened at his house and everything - there was no way. 2025 was such a great year for movies and for horror as a genre in general, so let’s travel down memory lane and go beat for beat and punch for punch with all we deem beautiful and glorifying vs those we dare not speak about ever again except for ad nauseum in this very episode until Mark told us to leave and not come back (til next year, of course). I know there’s a lot of stuff we didn’t watch but if you think something is worth my gaze, leave a comment! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S11 · E306
    January 9 · 2 hr 12 min

    Episode Three Hundred Six: Halloween Horror Nights 2025

    Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well, yeah, I do that here, but I can’t record in the houses themselves, though, so what do we think next? Ah yes, use other channels’ footage and give them ample credits and shoutouts. Yes, thank you other channels noted here (ATTRACTIONS MAGAZINE and ATTRACTIONS 360). You’ve made it possible for me to talk to people about something I love SO MUCH. Here, dear audience, we literally get to walk through this together. I will comment and provide my opinion and you will be along for every step of the way. I loved doing this, so I hope people enjoy watching it. I don’t know those who are listening only, however… Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S10 · E305
    Oct 31, 2025 · 5 hr 32 min

    Episode Three Hundred Five: Pen to Paper Part Six

    It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being some of the reasons that I keep doing this. Kitty, first off, for being the biggest and bestest fan anyone can ask for. I’m glad she found us as she’s genuinely made an impact on me over the course of this show. You’ll always be our #1 fan. And then Deputy and Cannibal for being some of the most gratifying cohosts anyone could ask for. I am always going to be thankful for your involvement in my life and I know I can count on either of you to help keep this train running for however long it be chugging for. I love you guys. Thank you for being a part of this with me. This is PART SIX of SIX, y’all. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Happy Borthday by Torus Filth (4:00) Latent Heat by Torus Filth (33:09) Toxic Fan Sells Lotsa Pasta by Torus Filth (1:17:58) The Promotion by Captain Death (1:33:54) Unit 76 by Captain Death (4:19:04) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S10 · E304
    Oct 24, 2025 · 4 hr 5 min

    Episode Three Hundred Four: Pen to Paper Part Five

    It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all the guests on today’s episodes for being a bunch of real gents. Ramses, first off, for sharing his wonderful fucking story with me and for being so fucking humble about how amazing it is. And then Mark and Royale for just sitting with me and letting me read to them and for being willing to talk to me about it with them afterwards. I am so utterly grateful for your involvement in my life and appreciate the crap out of y’all for joining me on this. I love you guys. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
This is PART FIVE of SIX, y’all. 
I’M GONNA CLIMAX. There is a Machine by Ramses Vanderslice (6:13) Smarter Than You Think by Captain Death (42.21) I Can Smell It by Captain Death (2:23:34) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: 
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: 
www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: 
www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: 
www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S10 · E303
    Oct 10, 2025 · 4 hr 29 min

    Episode Three Hundred Three: Pen to Paper Part Four

    It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank both of my guests on today’s episode for being a couple of fucking overachievers. Who would’ve thought that two of my closest friends would have contributed more than I could have ever possibly imagined? I didn’t! I ask you to write five pages? Cool. You write over ten? Even cooler. You write over twenty? Now, we’re getting somewhere… BUT YOU BOTH WROTE OVER 30! What the actual hell? Why’d you do that? Cause you love me? Aw. Well. I love you both. Thank you for being a part of this with me. This is PART FOUR of SIX, y’all. I’M MOIST FROM THIS EPISODE! Dead Light by Mr. Skellybones(18:54) Aqua-Trash by Deputy Dewey(2:47:36) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S10 · E302
    Oct 3, 2025 · 5 hr 58 min

    Episode Three Hundred Two: Pen to Paper Part Three

    It was a simple premise… 
What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? 
So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for being the oldest and goldest of the bunch. You know who it is, the ones who’ve been around since the BEGINNING: INCEPTION like Crispy Nolan. It’s the OG of the OG - the CREAMIEST of the CROP. This show wouldn’t be here without this bunch, but you already know that, so let’s see what they got to show for all of those incredible years of experience. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me.
 This is PART THREE of SIX, y’all. 
 WE’RE GETTING WARMER! Jump to Recipe by Django Phillips (28:15) Journal Entries by WhereAmI? (1:15:08) This Happens Every Night by Cannibal Siren (2:54:58) Kin by Frowns McBoohoo (3:54:04) The Syndicate of Shadows by Terry the Tickler (4:57:04) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: 
www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: 
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: 
www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: 
www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: 
www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 
CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 
Follow: @cryo-chamber
Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

  • S10 · E301
    Sep 19, 2025 · 4 hr 50 min

    Episode Three Hundred One: Pen to Paper Part Two

    It was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are? So…We did that - and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. I want to thank all of my guests on today’s episode for bridging the gap between the NEW and the OLD. Some of these guys have been around for a while and it shows. When I knew the first episode was going to be all newbies and the third episode were going to be the oldies, everyone in the gray area fell into a lump. THIS IS THE LUMP IN ALL OF ITS BEAUTIFUL GRAY GLORY. I love you all. Thank you for being a part of this with me. This is PART TWO of SIX, y’all. LET’S RAISE THE TEMPERATURE A BIT. Wavelength by Tenron Otrin (17:05) Something’s Wrong with my Mom by Strawberry Shortcake (1:26:23) The Dog by Mark Rooster (1:51:30) Star Trek The Next Generation: The Quest for Taco Bell by Lanky Lucifer (3:18:30) Saddam’s Cool Fanfic by Punxsutawney Trill (3:59:25) Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamber Thank you! “Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix)“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

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