Let’s Get Bread

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Two gay comedians talk all things food, money, sex, and spirituality. Tune in every Tuesday to get the worst takes out there. All episodes edited and mixed by Evan Sox.

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#50
Tuesday · 42 min
Books That Made Us Gay
If you judged books by their covers you would probably (accurately) judge Everett; Lucas less so. But this week we dive into literature, specifically the literature that made us turn away from stable, normal lives as heterosexuals and turn into homosexuals who love camp, pomp, and melodrama. These books WILL probably turn you gay if you read them, so you need to get your copies now from the library. Except for some of the ones on Everett’s list. You’ll know it when we get there.
#49
September 8 · 47 min
Music That Made Us Gay
If taste makes the man, taste can also make him gay. This week the boys dive into the soundtrack to homosexuality-- the songs, albums, and concepts that made us do that wendy williams head bop thing as young queerlings. From Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne to Anohni and Flyleaf, our picks for music that turned us gay might just turn you gay, too. And if they don’t, they should.
#48
August 31 · 51 min
Movies That Made Me Gay
Sometimes a movie can open your eyes to the beauty of the world. It can show you something you’d never imagined, open windows onto experiences you’d never dreamed possible. But other times, movies will reveal to you that YOU are GAY. You are SO GAY and there’s NO going back. This week the boys talk over gay awakenings in film; classics, cult classics, camp, and cultural touchstones that told us we, your hosts, are irretrievably gay.
#47
August 24 · 46 min
The Time I Was Fired From the Olive Garden
This week on Let’s Get Bread, we’re talking about getting fired, the fantasy of quitting before you get laid off, and the very real dream of having enough money that employment becomes more of a fun suggestion than a requirement. If you are a future employer creeping on either of the hosts, this episode was recorded by AI bots. ENJOY!
#46
August 18 · 47 min
Can You Handle Constructive Criticism?
Have you ever received critique? Ever been criticized? Then this week's for you! Sometimes a critique sticks, sometimes it's earned, and sometimes it's completely unfair. We dive in to figure out how to gracefully accept notes, how not to react when someone offers feedback, and give each other some less-than-helpful critiques.
#45
August 11 · 50 min
You Ever Thrown a Man Out After He Tried to Choke You?
This week the boys look back on their own and others' to wonder, hey, was that rude? Whether you're dealing with friends, roommates, lovers, or enemies, you can't just be rude all the time. We discuss who should be on time, when to ask permission, and get a little closer to helping the world be a better, kinder place. Start with the fork on the outside and work your way in!
#44
August 4 · 33 min
Gollum has left Mordor... for Hollywood
This week on Let's Get Bread, everyone's favorite ring-obsessed icon joins us to discuss adjusting to life in Los Angeles, the shocking state of modern men, dating apps, influencer culture, creepy DMs, Erewhon, therapy, and why the Valley is somehow worse than Mordor. It's our most unhinged episode yet with filled with enough precious moments to make even Sauron hit subscribe. If you see a Gollum in real life, do not approach it. Turn around and run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
#43
July 28 · 35 min
Dear Mom, I Made it to America and the Food is Awful (with Jamie Wang!)
This week the boys reconnect with an old flame. The one who got away. The one woman we've ever seen where we just knew: this girl has IT. And the dame in question is Jamie Wang! We discuss cultural differences, how bad American Chinese food is, comedy in your second language, New York, and the Immigrant Experience (TM). Now go on, be good boys and girls and follow her @jamiewangcomedy! Broaden your horizons!
#42
July 21 · 54 min
Are We LolCows? Pick-me's with Danisha Carter
In the age where it's all too easy to get lost in the crowd, some people overcorrect and become pick-me's. The phenomenon of the pick-me is one we're unfortunately all too familiar with, and one that's not going anywhere anytime soon. The boys sit down with Tik Tok titan Danisha Carter (@danisha.carter) to talk about what makes a pick-me, how to recover if you become one, and what can happen if pick-me syndrome goes untreated. So don't let your loved ones become lolcows; tune in and find out what's really driving the pick-me plague before it's too late.
#41
July 14 · 46 min
Hero Schmero
Fellas, is it gay to have heroes? This week the boys dive into heroes. The worship, the disillusionment, and what happens when your heroes become the villain. (Lookin’ at you, Roseanne Barr.) Join us as we crack open a complicated topic and discover just what would REALLY turn Everett off from Azealia Banks permanently, and why it’s kind of ok to have a hero, just don’t be weird about it.
#40
July 7 · 43 min
Can I Learn About Dahmer Without Ryan Murphy
True crime! Who's got it, who wants it? Turns out Everett doesn't, and Lucas loves it. We talk splashy, sensationalized, serialized murder cases. The ones that get the Ryan Murphy treatment and the ones that don't-- Chris Watts, Aileen Wuornos, Kaitlin Armstrong, McKenzie Shirilla, and of course, Dahmer. Whichever your favorite guilty pleasure or verdict was, chances are you should talk to Lucas about it because this episode gave Everett a case of the sads. Strap in!
#39
June 30 · 51 min
I Don't Like Straight Men
This week the boys ask: are the men lonely enough? What's happened to men, why are they, what drives them, and where were they on January 6th? We explore what it means to perform straightness, blurring the lines of seggsuality, who's more likely to do the dishes, how bad modern fashion has led to more crushes on straight men per capita than any other period before.
#38
June 23 · 46 min
Fathers & Dads
With Father's Day behind us, the boys talk fathers: who's got 'em, who's going to be one, and who regrets seeing Pulp Fiction at 10 years old. Hop in as we reminisce about driving milk trucks and maseratis, hockey practice and the war, and discuss who's crabby and why.
#37
June 16 · 44 min
Rerelease: Self Care with the Queen of 7th Street
The boys bring on Rachel Kennedy, who once had hair, then lost it, then had hair again! The Queen of Minneapolis/St. Paul's 7th Street, Rachel's a comedian, mom, and self care guru who might just help you make better choices.
#36
June 9 · 50 min
I May be Gay, but YOU are Stupid: First Impressions!
You never get a second chance to make a first impression, and boy have the boys made some real bad first impressions over the years. We discuss first impressions of each other (gay, conventional, unfriendly) first dates, sets, and job interviews, and whether or not you really ought to put a lot of stock in your first impressions of people you might come to love or hate.
#35
June 2 · 56 min
Is Squirt Pee? Is Pee Squirt?
This week the boys dive into the mysterious and wonderful world of dames with certified dames expert, Nina Dicker! We discuss the female orgasm, flared bases, nickel allergies, and the one SIMPLE trick YOU can use to make YOUR dame bust! We go deep this week, and it may get a little sensual as we cover owning your pleasure, gendered power dynamics, and take a stab at the age old question: What IS squirt, anyway?
#34
May 25 · 45 min
Palm Springs, a Safe Haven for GAYS
This week we go to a safe space. A sacred place. A lil resort town in the desert where you can go and be super, super gay, and maybe even take a dip in the pool without your swimming trunks. We talk naked pool parties, group secks etiquette, and the magic out there in the desert-- and you should go find some!
#33
May 19 · 42 min
Pet Peeves
This week we go into the bugbears, the pet peeves, and the little things that make you want to take out a hatchet and start swinging. If your pet peeves are anything like ours, you probably also don't appreciate a dick pick with a meth pipe in the frame, or someone refusing to laugh at your jokes, tardiness, passenger princesses, or even Lucas's bad breath. Tune in to see how nevertheless, we persisted.
#32
May 12 · 46 min
Homophobia!
This week the boys confront the old scourge of homophobia. Listen in to find who carries more internalized homophobia and who inspires the most external homophobia! (Hint: it's not Lucas.) From femme tops to J-6ers, we explore the numerous incarnations of homophobia and where you can go to get some! Calling all purveryors, samplers, consumers, and producers. Where do you fall on the spectrum? Listen in and find out!
#31
May 5 · 44 min
LA is Gonna Make Me Not a Dog Person
From teacup poodles to big dumb boxers, the boys talk dogs. Canines. Man's best friend and sometimes codependent fur babies, we delve into pet ownership in LA, how motherhood has shaped Lucas's day-to-day, and where Everett draws the line on bringing dogs on dates.

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