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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart.

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  • English

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  • S6 · E622
    Friday · 37 min

    This and That

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a hotel room in Glasgow where she reflects on Karl something, the man who thought he could be of best use to his son by spending thirty years away walking around the world instead of actively parenting. Okay, dads. Where to start with this one? Also, the verdict in the Russell Brand case is in and our reaction is one of relief alongside grief. Plus, Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins us from Hollywood with more weird behaviour from nobody's favourite couple, Dax Shephard and Kristen Bell. Some real estate guys might be purely evil and Martha Stewart dresses as an unhoused person for Halloween. Yikes. It's a really strange episode to be fair. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E621
    October 30 · 1 hr 12 min

    Billy Corgan Chose This

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the long awaited end to her stand-off with FedEx and how we should all get our postal service people's home phone numbers incase they abruptly move on. Plus, one of the children proves the nanny nay-sayers wrong by turning over a table at a members club hotel and smashing a bunch of wine glasses. Billy Corgan keeps doing interviews even though he's provably an arsehole and should maybe stick to music rather than promoting his many cancellable qualities with his talking mouth. Also, Andrew Johnston (@mandrewbrawnston) joins us with disturbing US politics news and a happy story about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders unionising! Should Hooters do the same? Finally, your letters on nipples getting stuck in cosmetics cases and a call to Violet who helps answer a younger queer-y. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E620
    October 23 · 43 min

    The Halloween Costume of 2026

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being a stranger in her own kitchen following a busy week of book promotion and touring. As Halloween approaches, the Kardashians cleverly seed *THE* halloween costume of 2026. Is it wrong to dress as your own daughter? Especially when you're maybe the world's most beautiful woman and your daughter is at a very delicate age of adolescence? Do the rules even apply to this lot? Plus, Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with news of a GIRLS reunion and a substitute teacher disaster, all because a woman who didn't receive her medication on time 'hates kids and wanted to f*ck around'. (LOL). Also, should a woman with two impressionable young daughters get a nose job? Finally, there's more bad news for Thomas Markle Sr and Meghan REACTS. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E618
    October 16 · 55 min

    Would You Attend Your Husband's Assault Trial?

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her Firstborn Daughter BOOK TOUR that kicks off tonight in Bristol. Also, what's with male comedians getting so angry at women doing what they've done for YEARS - create content for just each other? Would you go to your husband's rape trial? I'd say you could miss me with that, but perhaps not if I'd met him as a teenager when he was famous and 31... Also, your emails on suggesting ozempic to a listless snoring man and being six times more likely as a woman to be left for having cancer than a man in the same situation. Hmph. Plus, a cheeky audiobook excerpt from my good good friends, the publishers of Firstborn Daughter. Finally, Katherine and Bobby upgrade to Emirates business, The Real Housewives of London gets SPICY and Holland Juliette turns one. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E615
    September 16 · 59 min

    Dire Tous A Tous Le Monde

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from a Four Seasons Hotel room in Paris as she and Bobby prepare to (hopefully) attend the Céline Dion concert there. It's been a whirlwind week of travel as Katherine was papped 'helping herself' to an oyster at Emily Atack's Spanish wedding as Cuatro on Saturday....and now they've left the children again! Also, news from Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston in Hollywood about a comedian choosing to date 'women of poverty' so that he feels like a king, Ciara's fifth baby on the way, Aaron Rodgers' problematic dating history and a sad story about a Nigerian Brit who died in Bangkok getting a penis enlargement. (No cock puns RIP) x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E614
    September 7 · 48 min

    The Seven Year Itch

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the car as she drives to a London record of the new What's My Age Again series. It's been a wild week in the Ryan-Kootstra household with CO2 lasers, filming, book signings and very little time for anything else (apart from enjoying John Robins' book, Thirst). Luckily, our friend Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood with an update on Lindsay Clancy's mistrial, news of a 49ers millionaire sports person Jed someone paying a sex worker in a trailer park for full service, and the idea that a marriage should be renegotiable every seven years. Plus, Violet joins to winge about how tired she was after a delayed economy flight from New York City where she spend six incredible days at age 17 before featuring on her mother's incredible new audiobook, Firstborn Daughter. What's an FBD gonna do? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E613
    August 31 · 45 min

    Lindsay Clancy Trial Explained

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a new PRP method you won't see coming. Also, we've asked comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston to take a break from his usually comical talking points to focus on the Lindsay Clancy trial and to explain it to us before a verdict is read this week. Plus, Violet is in New York as Megan and Harry are BAAAACK in the UK. Why do you think they've returned? Will the British tabloid press be kind to them or revert back to their trademark baseless character assassination? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E612
    August 21 · 50 min

    Standing on Business

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the continued jet lag that the children are suffering and how she hasn't put the baby down for three weeks solid. Plus, Katherine turns into a teenaged dirtbag and is infantilised by her hometown, so it's no wonder she was met with the conundrum of how to conduct a feminist CAT FIGHT when confronted by a handsy woman at lunch on holiday. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood alleging that Hugh Hefner himself once reported Jeffrey Epstein to the FBI, a USA surrogate refuses to terminate a pregnancy against the wishes of the parent couple, Slim Thug launches a child support abolition movement, and Grok emboldens a peso stepdad. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E611
    August 15 · 56 min

    Illegal in Muskoka

    Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday through Ontario that sees Bobby K driving a 30 ft RV through downtown Toronto for an emergency last minute TV audition. Katherine denounces the Toronto airport hotel and encourages having luxury bedding in your rental accommodation. The cottage in Muskoka is AN OASIS while Sarnia was.....an experience. Katherine and Bobby narc on a drunk driver while doing something illegal themselves. Is it okay to leave your small children with male relatives? Plus, Hollywood news from comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston as Drake hosts a Chatty Baddy party nearby at Casa Loma, a toddler tantrum grounds an airplane in British Columbia, and a football player chose his seven baby's mothers based on their ankles. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E609
    August 6 · 45 min

    Lindsay Clancy On Trial

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the new discovery that the plasma in menstrual blood can heal scratches in 24 hours. Is the medical patriarchy gatekeeping important healing powers because women are gross? Also, the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy continues in Massachusetts and don't worry, we don't go into any details, but we do think it's important to have broad discussions about postpartum psychosis. Comedian Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with news about the influencer recession and John Galliano's MET honour despite his tricky behaviour. Plus, the results of our energy drinks poll! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E608
    July 30 · 1 hr 9 min

    I'm Sat

    Waiting For The Screenshots

  • S6 · E607
    July 22 · 58 min

    Cannes and Single Dads

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a harrowing brush with death as the hex on her home continues and she smashes into a glass door. Also, she was a disappointing plus one in Cannes about a month ago and completely forgot to say anything about it until now. Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with tales of an allegedly famous man who wants to have one daughter via surrogate and raise her to be 'his best friend', a Swedish wrestler paid his own wife $60K per year in 1990s money so that he could cheat on the road, and the infamous Tate brothers are arrested in America to face many spicy charges in the UK. Excellent! x @mandrewbrawnston Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E606
    July 17 · 56 min

    Are IVF Clinics Predatory For the Over 40s?

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a few heatwave ailments in the family. Since Bobby's 'Gentleman's Pad' incident, karma seems to be against the Ryan-Kootstras health--wise. Plus, listener letters about (trigger warning) leaving an abusive partner and whether or not to have children with a man who seems only medium keen. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins us from Hollywood with news that Chris Brown's housekeeper has been awarded a $13M payout and asks, 'Are IVF clinics predatory?'. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E605
    July 7 · 58 min

    JusT&T Married

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about privilege and how it can make a very nice person tone-deaf at times. We unpack a little bit more of the Erica Komisar interview, hopefully clarifying some concerns about why we would host such a controversial psychoanalyst. Some WILD nonsense in the emails as we read your letters about a ridiculously selfish husband and a conundrum about whether or not to tell your mum that your dad is cheating! Crazy crazy crazy so if you have any added advice after listening to this one, let us know. Plus, our friend and comedian extraordinaire Andrew Johnston @MandrewBrawnston spills the T&T with all the details of Taylor and Travis' wedding at Madison Square Garden over the weekend, complete with decor details, guest list games, fashion and more! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E601
    June 15 · 54 min

    Body Autonomy and THAT Baby Shower

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about parent toddler parking spaces, and which of the polarised sides of the debate over Bonnie Blue's latest 'marketing stunt' she's on. Comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewjohnston @andrewjohnston1999 joins from Hollywood with pop culture news on Elon Musk becoming a TRILLIONAIRE, Perrie Edwards' interview on Jamie Laing's Great Company Podcast and David Harbour taking 'the high road' when to pussy palace. Plus, a letter from a grown woman whose VERY grown mum is expecting a baby and a note about last week's laser burn nightmare from a personal injury barrister. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S6 · E600
    June 9 · 56 min

    Bobby Skips Town

    This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about having the children alone for three nights while our first guest of the new series, Bobby K joins us in a beautifully revamped studio to detail his harrowing journey to Waterloo, Ontario. Are we meant to relive the debauchery of our university years in our forties? Judging by Bobby's suspected concussion, most probably not. Comedian Andrew Johnston delivers pop culture news GAY from Los Angeles, reporting on Dua Lipa's wedding, MBBB's adoption, a Love Island UK swift exit, and Kate Middleton coming fascinator-to-fascinator with an ex. Plus, your letters on MIL trouble and a laser session gone wrong. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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