
The Newest TikTok Trend Sent Me Down The Strangest Rabbit Hole
A woman put her period blood in a jar of moon water. Something green started growing. The comments called it a miracle. I called it absolutely not. And then I made the mistake of actually looking, and these women kept being a little bit right. What started as me doom scrolling turned into a full bloody rabbit hole. Blood that really can feed a plant. Animals that really do make babies with no male. Tumors that grow hair, bone, and teeth. Stem cells that scientists genuinely want out of a woman's body. Periods that may actually drift with the moon. Witch trials. A 600 year old book nobody on Earth can read. Mitochondrial Eve. And one Black woman whose cells changed all of modern medicine while her name got shrunk down to four letters. Some of it is internet woo woo. Some of it is real. And the real stuff is so much weirder than what TikTok was even claiming. This is Investigation Chancla, where we're nosy, but nuanced. We don't just ask what happened. We ask what the hell is going on, and how the hell we got here. 🛍️ MERCH IS AVAILABLE https://investigation-chancla-shop.fourthwall.com 🩴 SUPPORT THE INVESTIGATION None of this happens without you. Patreon (🗂️ The Evidence Locker + 🩴 The Chancla Club): https://www.patreon.com/InvestigationChancla Buy me a coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/investigationchancla And subscribing is a free way to support what we do. ⚠️ CONTENT NOTE This one covers menstruation, bodies, and reproductive history, plus the true story of Henrietta Lacks, including her death from cancer. This is opinion and commentary, and it is not medical advice. Please talk to an actual clinician before you try anything with your own body. Nothing here is a claim of fact about anyone's private life, and please do not seek out or harass any of the TikTok creators in this story ⏱️ CHAPTERS 0:00 A Woman Put Period Blood in a Jar 8:21 Charophytes Are Real 10:08 Blood Is Fertilizer 14:15 The Mushroom Children 16:39 Virgin Birth Is Real (Parthenogenesis) 21:09 Put It On Your Face 22:14 Your Period Has Stem Cells 23:54 How Did the Moon Get Involved? 33:26 Mama Chancla University: Witch School 39:22 Isabel de Morales and the Voynich Turn 45:57 The Race Fight and Mitochondrial Eve 49:38 Henrietta Lacks 55:21 Is This the New Sourdough? 1:01:30 She Is Alive 💛 THANK YOU All my love to Niah Cameron, Savanna Johnson, and Daddy Chancla, and to every Patreon supporter and YouTube member. You are the reason I get to keep falling down these rabbit holes. Look out for the quiet ones. Look out for each other. Drink your water. #InvestigationChancla #PeriodPlants #MamaChancla #SideEyeSquad #Voynich #HenriettaLacks #MoonWater #WitchTok








