Heavy Hands

Heavy Hands Podcast

Heavy Hands is a combat sports podcast with a focus on technique, training, and all the finer points of face-punching. Find us in the iTunes store, or on heavyhandspodcast.com

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S2 · E648
Today · 1 hr 17 min
648 - Gane vs #@?! it
Two of the worst title fights the UFC has put on yet. On the other hand, someday we'll all be dead. A few more thoughts on UFC 333 and whatnot in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 0:00 Intro 4:51 Gane vs Hokit 31:43 Harrison vs Nunes 51:33 Cortes-Acosta vs Walker 1:06:00 Raposo vs Degli 1:06:59 Smith vs Grant
S2 · E647
November 5 · 1 hr 33 min
647 - Planet of the Apes
We got slightly drunk and rambled about all the terrible fighters currently dominating the UFC. A few more thoughts on UFC 333 and whatnot in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 0:00 Intro 5:48 Moicano vs Nolan 29:35 Cortes-Acosta vs Walker 50:14 Planet of the Apes
S2 · E646
October 29 · 1 hr 18 min
646 - Better Late than Never
UFC 333 may have been the last good card of the year--but it was a VERY good card. Aaron Pico gets another win, Alexander Volkov defends the heavyweight title, and Grant Dawson earns our eternal respect--all that in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 0:00 Intro 4:07 Volkanovski vs Evloev 23:58 Yan vs Dvalishvili 3 1:01:37 Kavanagh vs Temirov
S2 · E645
October 22 · 1 hr 17 min
645 - The Last Good Card
I was going to put Merab in there as Blanca but I ran out of time. A few more thoughts on UFC 333 and whatever we're calling last week's fiasco in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u
S2 · E644
October 15 · 1 hr 14 min
644 - Glue Factory Eliminator
You can only murder so many old men before the bosses ask you to murder one of the other guys who murders old men. But that's just the way of the world. Discussing one of the most frightening things we've ever seen in the Octagon in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u
S2 · E643
October 8 · 1 hr 21 min
643 - Murder in the Pumpkin Patch
Who's in the mood for pumpkin pie? Discussing one of the most frightening things we've ever seen in the Octagon in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:02 Silva vs Wang 23:59 Talbott vs Figueiredo 35:29 Ribovics vs Green 42:45 Hernandez vs Dos Anjos 47:01 Soldic vs Williams 55:31 Kopylov vs Gautier 1:01:06 Rodriguez vs Coria 1:06:43 MISTER PINAS
S2 · E642
October 1 · 1 hr 10 min
642 - RIP Valentina
While the cat's away, the mice will fight for a vacant title atop a pretty unremarkable card. Discussing one of the most frightening things we've ever seen in the Octagon in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:56 Silva vs Cong 28:41 Figueiredo vs Talbott 45:16 Green vs Ribovics 46:30 Soldic vs Williams 50:30 Coria vs Rodriguez 58:23 Pinas vs Pulyaev 1:03:04 Hernandez vs Dos Anjos
S2 · E641
September 24 · 1 hr 31 min
641 - The Age of Van
Joshua Van is your father. You will RESPECT your father. Jean Silva may be the greatest idiot-savante MMA has ever seen. Join us in cherishing him in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 6:43 Van vs Pantoja 2 32:17 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 40:55 Pitbull vs Choi 50:54 Sharaf vs Steveson 1:04:51 Despaigne vs Tuivasa 1:15:10 Vera vs Jourdain
S2 · E640
September 17 · 1 hr 14 min
640 - Get in the Van
Do not make Joshua Van turn this thing around. Jean Silva may be the greatest idiot-savante MMA has ever seen. Join us in cherishing him in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:11 Van vs Pantoja 2 34:26 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 46:02 Pitbull vs Choi 58:49 Vera vs Jourdain
S2 · E639
September 10 · 1 hr 11 min
639 - Debutante Ball
Another fantastic night of fights in homosexual Paris. Celebrating the one-of-a-kind UFC career of Michael Venom Page in our latest bonus episode, coming soon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:32 Parnasse vs Hooker 18:46 Silva vs Delgado 33:15 Fiorot vs Grasso 42:11 Wood vs Andrusca 55:52 Lima vs Charriere 1:02:42 Cortes-Acosta vs Blaydes
S2 · E638
September 3 · 1 hr 16 min
638 - The New Guy
Saladin in France? What is this, my alternate history novel? Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u
S2 · E637
August 27 · 1 hr 6 min
637 - Sing a Song of Song
You'd think a guy who played with the likes of Art Blakey, Roy Hargrove, and John Scofield would have better footwork. Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:05 Nurmagomedov vs Song 19:44 Hernandez vs Rodrigues 34:56 Dolidze vs de Ridder 41:39 Judice vs Chaves 46:21 Dyer vs Reed 50:40 Emmers vs Douglas 55:21 Padilla vs Haqparast
S2 · E636
August 19 · 1 hr 22 min
636 - The Staring Contest
Look out Amanda Nunes! There's a new women's bantamweight GOAT in town. Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro
S2 · E635
August 6 · 1 hr 13 min
635 - All Alone
This may be the most one-fight card of all time. Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u Subscribe/listen to the show: CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:59 Gamrot vs Salkilld 27:16 Medic vs Rodriguez 34:29 Stirling vs Blachowicz 46:22 Nurmagomedov vs Colgan 53:41 Ferreira vs Quarantillo and then a bunch of nonsense, I don't know
S2 · E634
July 30 · 1 hr 11 min
634 - A New Low
Just how much does Dana White hate Serbia? Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:08 Ankalaev vs Guskov 17:09 Temirov vs Erceg 18:06 Zaynukov vs Rzepecki 33:09 Kuniev vs Fortune 42:53 Walker vs Peterson 46:08 Bonfim vs Sola 47:03 Patterson vs Ponzinibbio 51:34 Medic vs Rodriguez 1:01:14 Blachowicz vs Stirling
S2 · E633
July 23 · 1 hr 3 min
633 - "UFC" Abu Dhabi
The "UFC" returns to Abu Dhabi with a "card" set to "thrill" the "fans." Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:22 Du Plessis vs Usman 23:43 Ankalaev vs Guskov 37:21 Duncan vs Cannonier 43:14 McMillen vs Montes 51:55 Delgado vs Bashi 55:49 Kuniev vs Fortune
S2 · E632
July 16 · 1 hr 12 min
632 - Flesh Wound
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 00:42 Holloway vs McGregor 2 34:47 Pimblett vs BSD 40:50 Sandhagen vs Bautista 50:25 Royval vs Kavanagh
S2 · E631
July 9 · 1 hr 9 min
631 - Your money or your life
What happens when the coke money runs out? You're looking at it, buddy. And the hits don't stop! Royval vs Kavanagh, Green vs McKinney, Garbrandt vs Yanez in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:46 Holloway vs McGregor 2 39:20 Pimblett vs Saint Denis 55:36 Sandhagen vs Bautista
S2 · E630
July 2 · 1 hr 11 min
630 - Warriors of the Future
Rafael Fiziev! Robert Whittaker! Your grandparents! All your old faves are back and better than ever! Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that and more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:20 Fiziev vs Torres 17:26 Sharabullet vs Pereira 28:10 Almabayev vs Johnson 40:38 Whittaker vs Krylov 59:20 Steveson vs Ellison
S2 · E629
June 25 · 1 hr 16 min
629 - The Offering
Kyoji has been dealt with; Omerta is satisfied. Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that & more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:28 Kape vs Horiguchi 21:30 Fiziev vs Torres 45:10 Rodrigues vs Amil 50:17 Cutelaba vs Stirling 1:01:14 Fili vs Oliveira

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