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Film Critters Processes

Film Critters

Film Critters Processes is the podcast version of Film Critters, a video essay series on Youtube about movies! Processes is where we talk about current releases, whether it be blockbusters, trash horrors, "Netflix originals", international festival favorites, and never, ever, Marvel Cinematic Universe pieces. It's like talking about a movie outside the theater with your friends!

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  • June 10 · 49 min

    Obsession | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! one time i called into mac support for my laptop and they also suggested i kill myself so i really related to that part 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/bJlu5b-OiPk Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • June 9 · 55 min

    Backrooms | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! are you ready to get in on the ground floor of a brand new hot take 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters watch at https://youtu.be/wKHD8-9fBPo Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ🎧 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • June 8 · 42 min

    Cece's Interlude | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !!a rare triple threat in that it's independent cinema AND a trans film AND barroo and jae both really liked it instead of one of us having to be polite💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/a054Q-g78Q0Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • March 31 · 55 min

    undertone | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! you just know the snark subreddit was cooking her ass patreon.com/filmcritters🎧 watch on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08KZvRL1UOIBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • January 30 · 37 min

    Divine Hammer | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !!I hope it's not a conflict of interest or crossing the streams or snuffing the puppy or whatever to do an episode on a movie made by a Youtuber💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on youtube https://youtu.be/kPJym-LoSCsBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • Oct 10, 2025 · 45 min

    HIM | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !!They must have forgot.... that he's they/them. I mean that I'm dat boi. I mean goat. I'm the goat and also I'm Him. And goats... get sacrificed. But not Him Goats. Because Hims offers telehealth for men's personal concerns. I forgot where I was going with this metaphor. Anyway SPORTS = RELIGION.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/ZKAHWigCR8gBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • Aug 15, 2025 · 54 min

    Weapons | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !!please don't take your weapons on a plane, in a theater, to a public fair. it's inconsiderate, rude, and just plain annoying.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/Xi3r17LCHMM Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • Mar 31, 2025 · 54 min

    Mickey 17 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !!no we will not be reviewing the first 16 movies in the series. hey was this joke funny the first 16 times you heard it💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/2bbQgqSnSWIBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • Mar 19, 2025 · 59 min

    Eat the Night | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !!THE CURSE https://barroo.itch.io/the-curseboooo knock it off with the crime drama we want more GUILD DRAMA BRO. THE RAIDS, BRO!!!💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/FNCiBcBR9mwBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • Mar 11, 2025 · 40 min

    Nosferatu | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/she died getting clapped by that hank hill booty... anyway hey eggers whats like your fucking deal bro💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on youtube https://youtu.be/2bbQgqSnSWIBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • Mar 10, 2025 · 36 min

    Playland | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-cr...celebrate queer joy. queer lethargy. and most of all....queer indifference.💰 PATREON 💰 http://patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! discord.com/invite/fTQexvQwatch at youtube.com/watch?v=T6ehJ0sQogUBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • Feb 5, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

    Castration Movie, Pt. 1 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    HELP FUND CASTRATION MOVIE ii. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weardjupiter/castration-movie-anthology-ii-the-best-of-both-worlds PURCHASE CASTRATION MOVIE i. TRAPS: https://louiseweard.gumroad.com/l/castration-movie This episode is about the most important part of trans community: two bitches arguing. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/Kw7QkJnDSKo Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch

  • Oct 4, 2024 · 1 hr 8 min

    The Substance | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ what if a cis woman transitioned into a woman 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 listen on http://anchor.fm/film-critters Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

  • Sep 20, 2024 · 58 min

    Longlegs | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ finally, a podcast where we answer the question: what if your dad was gay 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/moDKoTlUXL0 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

  • Sep 16, 2024 · 43 min

    Trap | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    ! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ is the new shyamalan film "crispy"? can a killer have "dad bod"? is "the thinker" a hot or a flop? can m night use that word for his movie's title? we discuss all this AND a little bit more. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/-KCW4b2dGxw Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

  • Jul 10, 2024 · 30 min

    Love Lies Bleeding | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ i think you could replace a lot of the foley work with like ed edd n eddy sound effects and it would mostly still work 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/uhrJppwAFWg Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

  • Jun 3, 2024 · 50 min

    Stress Positions | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ the gay and annoying life of Terry Goon 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/d87hda1pyW0 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

  • May 24, 2024 · 54 min

    I Saw The TV Glow | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! hey i dont know if you know this but one of the best movies of the year by one of the best modern directors just came out. yeah no big deal. anyway listen to us nitpick it to death in a bloodthirsty fervor for no other reason than because we really liked it a lot. it makes sense if u think about it SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on youtube https://youtu.be/LCKVE7Jz9ME Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

  • May 23, 2024 · 54 min

    The People's Joker | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES

    !! SPOILERS !! what if joker was a transgender woman? what if joker was also an abusive stand up comedian? but like that's a separate joker like there's two jokers. actually there's a couple jokers in this movie like jokers and harlequins are like a class of comedian who can also be a supervillain. but maybe the real villain... is society. this is the promise of a copyright-free world. SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/SjflZ-l_6iQ Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

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