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Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.

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Tuesday · 49 min
Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human
Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams.
September 22 · 56 min
Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!
Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world.
September 15 · 57 min
Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles.
September 8 · 53 min
Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.
September 4 · 3 min
Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
September 1 · 57 min
Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?
Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids.
August 25 · 53 min
Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs.
August 21 · 4 min
Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
August 18 · 56 min
Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.
August 11 · 57 min
Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
Jon and David return to celebrate America's 250th birthday and the national outbreak of explosive diarrhea.
April 7 · 54 min
Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
This is our last episode until the midterms!
March 31 · 57 min
Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.
March 24 · 57 min
Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary.
March 17 · 55 min
Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.
March 10 · 55 min
Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.
March 4 · 54 min
Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event.
February 25 · 54 min
Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech.
February 18 · 52 min
Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
EPM pivots to animal physiology.
February 11 · 32 min
Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond
This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023.
February 3 · 1 hr 42 min
Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs
What is the best song about numbers?

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