Earwash

Douglas Brooke

”Earwash”, the palate cleansing podcast. Refresh your ears with an invigorating five minutes of the aural equivalent of a thorough shampooing

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#237
August 23 · 8 min
Epsiode 165 - Kangaroos With Thumbs
Omni-critics Horace Perrault drops in to the Earwash winter retreat to share his review of the Latrobe Valley
#236
August 19 · 4 min
Episode 164 - A Frozen Cucumber
Jonathan Crepuscular joins us at the Earwash winter retreat to tell us exactly how he lost his job at Woolworths, which supermarket is most tolerant of his sheer unbridled sensuality, and the unexpected role he was asked to play in an ongoing international crisis
#235
August 16 · 5 min
Episode 163 - The Banana Of The Future
Earwash returns from its unplanned hiatus with an ultra-cleansing epsiode of weird things Douglas has written in his notebooks. Expect running themes of nuns, slugs and onions, and possibly the distant sounds of rodent lovemaking
#234
May 17 · 5 min
Episode 162 - You Cannot Argue With Starch
Omni-critic Horace Perrault answers some emergency questions, with answers that encompass starch, annoying the English and communicating with cats
#233
May 15 · 58 min
Earwash Value Pack 12 - Episodes 51 - 55
Today's value pack is extra large, encompassing nearly an hour. And what does that ear-hour contain? Excessive postmodernism, guys talking about their feelings, musical interludes, oddments from Douglas's notebooks, and a slow-talking snail. The quintessential Earwash experience
#232
May 14 · 8 min
Episode 161 - Earwash Turns 3!
How will Earwash mark it's third birthday? You'll just have to listen and find out...
#231
May 13 · 6 min
Episode 160 - James Bondage
Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular was meant to join us today to talk about his search for a job, but instead he takes us on a tangent involving naked rollerskaters, sexually ambiguous actors, and the eroticism of Sean Connery's receding hairline
#227
May 6 · 33 min
Earwash Value Pack 11 - Episodes 46 - 50
This week's value pack contains such diverse contents as words, worms, pizza and a discussion of TikTok that is very out of date. Bon appetit
#230
April 30 · 4 min
Episode 159 - No Worries, No Introspection
This week we are joined by Horace Perrault, critic of everything, who has some thoughts about ANZAC Day
#226
April 29 · 38 min
Earwash Value Pack 10 - Episodes 41 - 45
Today's value pack is a six pack; six episodes, six very diferent listening experiences, but all alike in oddness
#225
April 22 · 34 min
Earwash Value Pack 9 - Episodes 36 - 40
Another value pack is on the discount shelf today, containing five episodes for the price of one. May contain traces of: Italian plumbers, piscine light features and American politics
#229
April 19 · 4 min
Episode 158 - The Colour of Vengeance
Today the Earwig answers some Emergency Questions, and the chat covers such diverse topics as dung beetles, immortality via animated TV shows and insectoid perceptions of colour
#224
April 15 · 37 min
Earwash Value Pack 8 - Episodes 31 - 35
This week's Value Pack, half-hidden amongst the heavily discounted Easter eggs, is unseasonably seasonal - it contains episodes relating to Christmas and New Year's Eve, as well as a stale meme and an episode I really regret
#223
April 12 · 5 min
Episode 157 - Protoplasmic Chocolate
Chef Ludwig Rinderkennzeichnungs-und-Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz explains exactly what happened with his restaurant's now-infamous Easter menu…
#220
April 8 · 24 min
Earwash Value Pack 7 - Episodes 27 - 30
This week's Earwash Value Pack has something to suit every taste, as long as you define 'every' narrowly to include only satire by AI, a critique of the nature of God, failed true crime podcasts and free-form weirdness
#222
April 5 · 4 min
Episode 156 - Cochonnerie
As it's Easter Sunday, Earwash is going a bit more respectable this week with an intellectually improving selection of interesting words and their definitions from Douglas's notebooks. But this being Earwash, there's also a disturbingly named cactus. Happy Easter
#219
April 1 · 21 min
Earwash Value Pack 6 - Episode 26 and the Centipede Cup
This week's value pack is worth its weight in centipede drumsticks, as it contains both the first appearance of Keven the Centipede and Earwash's exclusive coverage of the 2023 Centipede Cup. In other words, this is Earwash at its finest
#221
March 29 · 4 min
Episode 155 - Mr ASMR-R
In this week's misophonic nightmare, a new guest drops in. His name is Adrian, he makes ASMR, and he has a very gentle voice. So listen in, and be soothed by the dulcet tones of Mr A. S. M. R-R
#218
March 25 · 31 min
Earwash Value Pack 5 - Episodes 21 - 25
Wednesdays are bin night around Douglas's area, so it's only fitting that Wednesday is also the day that the Earwash value packs are dumped on your feed on Wednesdays as well. Today's torn bin bag of a podcast contains notebook nonsense, American nonsense and country music nonsense

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