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Cold Brew Got Me Like

Chris Crofton

Chris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!

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  • Saturday · 2 hr

    Episode 234: The Ballad of D. Scott Rogo

    Have you heard about the frog in the boiling water? JUST KIDDING.We know you have. ALSO: Bragging that AI could end the world...in an attempt to woo investors?? PLUS: D. Scott Rogo, Reader's Digest and a song of the week from Labi Siffre!!!! Labi...

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  • September 14 · 2 hr 8 min

    Episode 233: HyperNormalisation

    Adam Curtis warns against inadvertently dressing up like a missile. Chris says "illustrative" over and over. ALSO: Ezra Klein hanging out with Peter Thiel. PLUS: The new Advice King, Greg being called a "centrist" and a song of the week from Chris...

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  • September 5 · 1 hr 58 min

    Episode 232: "Everyone Left Their Morals at the Curb"

    Episode 232, sanctioned by Bob Geigel. ALSO: The earth is an X-rated reality TV show. The "Big Bang" was a bubble in a fishbowl. PLUS: The Loading Dock Report, and a song of the week from Dolly Parton!!! Dolly Parton - "Two Doors Down":...

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  • August 25 · 1 hr 27 min

    Cold Brew Conversations XI: Kristen Toomey

    Cold Brew Conversations X!: The hilarious and charming comedian Kristen Toomey returns to the show!!! We talk about topics ranging from genetic genealogy to how to negotiate modern showbiz.  Song Kristen recommends - "Whan I Get My Hands On You":...

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  • August 11 · 2 hr 9 min

    Episode 231: Caught in the Closed Fist of the Bean

    Sen. Bill Cassidy cries as he announces his support for Todd Blanche. ALSO: "This is Coffee" (1961). PLUS: The Loading Dock Report - cloning people in poodle skirts - and a song of the week from John Cale!! John Cale - "Dead or Alive":...

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  • August 4 · 1 hr 58 min

    Episode 230: Overheard in the Tanker Line at The Straight of Hormuz

    Deep thoughts about loading docks! ALSO: The abysmal state of masculinity. PLUS: The new Advice King, Mary Oliver and a song of the week from Harry Chapin!!! Harry Chapin - "Sniper": https://youtu.be/JTXJu6qHtd8?si=YsXV-DxLFKEoSz6E Cold Brew...

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  • July 25 · 1 hr 46 min

    Episode 229: The Odyssey, Starring Dave Grohl

    Did Gallagher do show business right?? ALSO: Axl Rose's cornrows. PLUS: Lemony Snicket and a song of the week from Verbena!! Verbena - "Monkey, I'm Your Man": https://youtu.be/coh_y8k66-Y?si=T29-00q6GTf93351 Cold Brew Patreon:...

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  • July 14 · 1 hr 58 min

    Cold Brew Conversations X: Rich Wexler

    A conversation with cultural historian/archivist/podcaster Rich Wexler!! Rich is the creator of the Vintage Annals Archive website, IG page and podcast. We talk about our slightly-alienated, all-analog childhoods - and how we were saved by a...

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  • June 16 · 1 hr 57 min

    Episode 227: A Band Called "Head Hands & Feet"

    Corrupt IPOs! ALSO: Chris is still sad! And he's mad at Mary Louise Kelly. PLUS: A band called "Head, Hands & Feet," and a song of the week from Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan - "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Caroll":...

  • June 11 · 1 hr 28 min

    Episode 226: I Have Some Bad News, and I Have Some Bad News

    This epsode speaks for itself. Love will prevail. A snippet of a coffee-themed Cream song during the break, and a very beautiful song of the week by Jason Molina.  "Wonderous Love" - Jason Molina: https://youtu.be/xoVfncmCTAA?si=Gm2yLCyloCnzT-Lx...

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  • June 7 · 1 hr 51 min

    Episode 225: Robot Tongues Licking Laundry Detergent

    The Loading Dock Report: Bamazoom Edition. ALSO: "These assholes will travel." -Greg PLUS: Drone policing comes to Nashville. A song of the week from Don McLean!!! Don McLean - "Castles in the Air": https://youtu.be/TI9NjQK_xm8?si=VGQd8R_p2EX7Ot2E...

  • May 18 · 2 hr 4 min

    Episode 224: Cold Brew Neanderthals!

    The loading dock report - featuring the world's cheapest wall. ALSO: The real reason we are deporting people, and Chris reads the new Advice King. PLUS: Cold Brew Neanderthals, and a song of the week from Dire Straits!!! Dire Straits - "Skateaway":...

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  • May 13 · 1 hr 58 min

    Episode 223: Fans of the Financial Industry Should Skip This Episode

    Scott Galloway is rich, so Chris isn't interested in his "insights." ALSO: Greta Van Fleet crosses the cold brew line. PLUS: The YouTube beverage review guy who never heard of mangoes, the TN civil rights disgrace and a song of the week from Justin...

  • May 5 · 1 hr 41 min

    Episode 222: Let Them Eat Waymos

    Good morning! Waymos are making mass surveillance fun! ALSO: Dissecting the finaces of brick and mortar sex shops. PLUS: Harry Styles accidentally dates Timothee Chalamet, and a song of the week from Chris Crofton and the Alcohol Stuntband! Cold Brew...

  • April 11 · 2 hr

    Episode 220: "The Cold Brewest Story Ever Told"

    Chris says he's deep in the world of tampons and maxi pads. ALSO: You're not supposeed to be able to sell watches to the whole universe. PLUS: The Berezniki Potassium Combine, vintage coffee commercials and a song of the week!!! Concert for George -...

  • April 4 · 1 hr 59 min

    Episode 219: This is a Punk Rock Podcast

    Chris explains punk rock. Chris calls Nicole Kidman "part of the problem." ALSO: Fugazi's crowd work, and Jonathan Richman's easygoing enlightenment. PLUS: The new Advice King!! A song of the week from "Sluice"!! Sluice - "Zillow":...

  • March 28 · 2 hr 5 min

    Episode 218: Putting Things on Shelves in the Metaverse

    Rich gargoyles on the red carpet. Polymarket VS your grandma. ALSO: The latest MAGA depravity. PLUS: The retro joys of Providence RI, and song of the week from Deer Tick!!!! Deer Tick - "Christ Jesus": https://youtu.be/bc2mKVF5nRI?si=rNfJ88dnUqkE9cWb...

  • March 12 · 2 hr

    Episode 217: The Toad's Eyes Shone With Unusual Brilliancy

    Cable channel 217! ALSO: Drunk men contacting the clergy about mysterious frogs. PLUS: Evil parking companies doing community "outrerach," and a song of the week from Eric Bachmann!!! Eric Bachmann - "From All Ways":...

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